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Dac-aș fi președinte (live)

V-as amaneta pe toti si nu m-ati prinde...
Dac-as fi pentru-o zi presedinte
Tineti minte, as lasa Romania amanet, fara cuvinte
Dac-as fi pentru-o zi presedinte
V-as amaneta pe toti si nu m-ati prinde.
Dac-as fi presedinte tot as face ceva
As interzice Parazitii si m-as imbata
Sunt un nebun inofensiv, catalogat jigodie
Si-mi doresc o Dacie cu motor pe folie
N-am nimic bun de facut decat sa rad de viata
Daca viata-i tarfa am sa-i dau *** cu gheatza
De unspe′ ani de zile nu pot sa dorm
Cand orice domn voteaza pentru mine legi in somn
Iti place sa vezi hoti prinsi la televizor
Dar ce te faci cand iti incarca usa si-ii vezi pe vizor
Nimeni n-are patos sa se prefaca mort de foame
Sau fac trafic de tzoale, americane, ca Fane
La Las helas, Delas, daca-ti place heroina
Ca la noi in Colentina s-ar interzice si aspirina
Miroase a puscarie, ar trebui sa ma tirez
S-alerg alieni, sa-i iau la ** prin Univers.
Refren:.
Am agatat o stramba pe Internet
I-am demonstrat in trei cuvinte ca sunt baiat destept
Munca tre' sa fie hobby o ora pe luna
Tarfele sa faca gat cu cartea de munca-n mana
Copilul te intreaba aparent un fapt banal
′Tati, homo-sapiens e homosexual?'
No faggot can take the situation
Am sa va-mpusc pe toti in cap cu pistolul de PlayStation
Violatorul indecis da-n scris la sectie
'Nu sunt vinovat, copilu-i negru si-am avut protectie′
N-ai cap, mananci cacofonie
De frica ca capul o freaca ca n-are cum sa faca o mie
Pentru noi toti ramane doar o vorba valabila pe timp urat
Oricum nu ma descalt atunci cand ***
Sar in sus de bucurie, mi-am ratat cariera
Plec, pa, la revedere...
Refren:.

If I Were President (Live)

I'd pawn you all off and you'd never catch me...
If I were president for a day
Remember, I'd leave Romania in hock, without a word
If I were president for a day
I'd pawn you all off and you'd never catch me.
If I were president, I'd still do something
I'd ban the Parazites and get drunk
I'm a harmless madman, labeled a scumbag
And I want a Dacia with a foil engine
I have nothing good to do but laugh at life
If life is a whore, I'll *** her with ice
For eleven years I haven't been able to sleep
When every gentleman votes for laws for me in his sleep
You like to see thieves caught on TV
But what do you do when they load your door and see them on the peephole
No one has the guts to pretend to starve to death
Or traffic in foreign hookers, like Fane
At Las helas, Delas, if you like heroin
Because in Colentina they'd ban even aspirin
It smells like jail, I should turn myself in
To hunt aliens, to ** them through the Universe.
Chorus:.
I hooked up with a weirdo on the Internet
I proved to her in three words that I'm a smart guy
Work should be a hobby, one hour a month
Hookers to do blowjobs with a work card in hand
The child asks you a seemingly banal fact
′Daddy, is homo-sapiens homosexual?'
No faggot can take the situation
I'll shoot you all in the head with the PlayStation gun
The indecisive rapist gives a written statement at the police station
'I'm not guilty, the kid is black and I had protection′
You have no head, you eat cacophony
For fear that the head rubs it as it can't make a thousand
For all of us, only one saying remains valid in bad weather
Anyway I don't take my shoes off when I ***
I jump for joy, I missed my career
I'm leaving, bye, goodbye...
Chorus:.