Paroles et traduction Paraziții - Glume de căcat

Glume de căcat

Versuri Parazitii - Glume de cacat cenzurat

Refren x2:
Pe toti fratii mei kre sunt aqu q mine
Am sa'i rog din suflet sa ne fluiere
Si toate femeile sa strige catre mine
"Ce glume de CCT ai in tine"

Staw intr'un bloq nasol: si ce daca?
Sunt modelul kre n'are c sa faca
Arat mahmur si'n buletin
Da nu vin din Zona Industriala Etno-Dance, trupe?
De la ultimu' bloq pana'n centru
Ma sufla falimentu'
Raman pentru consumu ridikt de alcool pe km
Cu mintea grav afectata am descoperit in sfarsit
Un refren kre provoaca semne de semne obscene kre n'o sa plaq

Refren x2:
Pe toti fratii mei kre sunt aqu q mine
Am sa'i rog din suflet sa ne fluiere
Si toate femeile sa strige catre mine
"Ce glume de CCT ai in tine"

Orice nefu#u#a vrea s'auda numa' piese triste
Ce pIm concertu'i tonomat q fise?
Baga'tzi toate casetele q preferinte'n c#r
Si'ai sa fii trista pana la lacrimi: tzi'o jur
Din pacate in pacat cad yo
Da' nu knd fur pacatuiesq
Knd t f#t prin gat in cr
Rupta'n gura itzi compui piesele
Pana scoti albumu iei toate bolile q "S" posibile
Sugi p#! a qm beau yo bere
Iar yo beau mai bine dekt bate Van-Dammu'n filme knd are belele
Ma sparg tarash, stiu exact ce gandeshti: esti artista
Sa nu dai bani p cauciuc, o s#gi prin batista
Cea mai de C#C#T gluma q adevarat e? despre cineva e barbat si?
Il cheama Oprea si poarta sutien

Refren x2:
Pe toti fratii mei kre sunt aqu q mine
Am sa'i rog din suflet sa ne fluiere
Si toate femeile sa strige catre mine
"Ce glume de CCT ai in tine"

Unica ta mama q fata ei de logomana
Se uita g'eana?, mereu t toarna
Oare de cine te pot tzine knd aqolo unde f#tzi tu nu e nimeni?
Nici un cap de gonflabila nedesumflabila
Nu baga'n ea muzica ta returnabila
Remarcabila'i nevoia ta de viteza
Travestit imi sugi p#! a mie in limba chinezza
Fara adresa trimit piesa q tot q refren dependentilor de heliu
Mwe! mwe q oxygen!!!

Refren x2:
Pe toti fratii mei kre sunt aqu q mine
Am sa'i rog din suflet sa ne fluiere
Si toate femeile sa strige catre mine
"Ce glume de CCT ai in tine

Shitty Jokes

Lyrics Parazitii - Shitty Jokes (censored)

Chorus x2:
All my brothers who are here with me
I will ask them from the bottom of my heart to whistle
And all the women to shout at me
"What shitty jokes you have in you"

I live in a shitty block: so what?
I'm the model who has nothing to do
I look hungover even in my ID
But I'm not from the Industrial Zone Etno-Dance, bands?
From the last block to the center
Bankruptcy blows me
I remain for the ridiculous alcohol consumption per km
With my mind severely affected, I finally discovered
A chorus that provokes obscene signs that won't please

Chorus x2:
All my brothers who are here with me
I will ask them from the bottom of my heart to whistle
And all the women to shout at me
"What shitty jokes you have in you"

Any non-fucker wants to hear only sad songs
What the fuck is a concert with a token jukebox?
Shove all your favorite cassettes up your ass
And you'll be sad to tears: I swear
From sin to sin I fall
But not when I steal I sin
When I fuck you in the throat in the car
With your mouth torn, you compose your songs
Until you release the album you get all the possible "S" diseases
Suck my dick while I drink beer
And I drink better than Van Damme hits in movies when he's in trouble
I'm smashed, I know exactly what you're thinking: you're an artist
Don't give money for rubber, suck through the handkerchief
The most fucking true joke? about someone being a man and?
His name is Oprea and he wears a bra

Chorus x2:
All my brothers who are here with me
I will ask them from the bottom of my heart to whistle
And all the women to shout at me
"What shitty jokes you have in you"

Your only mother with her daughter, the gossip
Is she watching through the crack?, always snitching on you
Who can hold you when there's no one where you fuck?
Not a single head of an inflatable, non-deflatable
Doesn't put your returnable music in it
Remarkable is your need for speed
Transvestite suck my dick in Chinese
Without an address I send the song with the chorus to helium addicts
Mwe! mwe with oxygen!!!

Chorus x2:
All my brothers who are here with me
I will ask them from the bottom of my heart to whistle
And all the women to shout at me
"What shitty jokes you have in you