Paroles et traduction Parokya Ni Edgar - Creepy Tito

Creepy Tito

Ako ay mayro'ng tito
Ubod siya ng kapilyuhan
Kapag mayro'ng babaeng dumaan
Agad n'yang i-style-an

My name is Rudy, what's yours?
I like your beautiful toes
Kilikiling maputi
Maaari bang makiliti?

Creepy Tito, 'wag kang magulo
Mukha mo'y nakakaloko
Mag-ingat sa pagdating ng aking tiyuhin
Tito Rudy, Creepy Tito

Wala siyang sinasanto
Plantita man o kolehiyala
Akala mo ay maginoo
Sobrang bastos at wala siyang modo

And when you're lonely, auntie
I will punit your panty
Mukhang may asim pa ang iyong suka
Isasawsaw ko ang aking lumpia

Creepy Tito, 'wag kang makulit
Akala mo'y mabait
Mag-ingat sa pagdating ng aking tiyuhin
Tito Rudy, Creepy Tito

Creepy Uncle

I have an uncle
He's a real prankster
Whenever a woman passes by
He’d immediately style her

My name is Rudy, what's yours?
I like your beautiful toes
Your armpits are white
Can I tickle you?

Creepy Uncle, don’t be a jerk
Your face is hilarious
Be careful when my uncle arrives
Uncle Rudy, Creepy Uncle

He doesn’t spare anyone
Whether she’s a plant mom or a college girl
You’d think he’s a gentleman
He’s so rude and disrespectful

And when you’re lonely, auntie
I will tear your panty
Your vinegar seems to be sour
I’ll dip my spring roll in it

Creepy Uncle, don’t be annoying
You think you’re nice
Be careful when my uncle arrives
Uncle Rudy, Creepy Uncle