Paroles et traduction Parokya Ni Edgar - The Ordertaker

The Ordertaker

Don't make me hungry
You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry

Waiter, pa-order naman ako ng pork chop
At saka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup
Mayro'n ba kayong chopsuey? (Wala po)
Mayro'n ba kayong adobo? (Wala rin po)
Mayro'n ba kayong bulalo? (Ubos na po)
Mayro'n bang kahit na ano? (Wala) wala?

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o-
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order?
Shit! Mayro'n ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh, waiter
Sana naman, may siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

Waiter, pa-order naman ako ng pork chop
At saka ng dalawa ngang kanin
Lagyan mo na rin ng konting ketchup
Mayro'n ba kayong chopsuey? (Wala po)
Mayro'n ba kayong adobo? (Wala rin po)
Mayro'n ba kayong bulalo? (Ubos na po)
Mayro'n bang kahit na ano? (Wala) wala?

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o-
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order?
Shit! Mayro'n ngang menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh, waiter
Sana naman, may siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

Waiter (waiter), order (order)
Waiter (waiter), order (order)

Waiter na guwapito, ano ba'ng mayro'n dito?
Waiter na guwapito, mayro'n bang chicken mami?
Longsi, tosi, at tapsi
Pancit, lugaw, at lomi
Tokwa't baboy, pares beef
Fried siomai, gutom na talaga ako, whoa
(Fried siomai) gutom na talaga ako, whoa

Hoy! Wala na bang ma-o-
Wala na bang ma-order, ma-order?
Shit! Mayroong menu
Wala namang ma-order, oh, waiter
Sana naman, may siopao man lamang o burger
Pa-order, pa-order, pa-order

'Tang inang karinderya, wala man lang pangmeryenda
'Tang inang karinderya, wala man lang pangmeryenda

The Ordertaker

Don't make me hungry
You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry

Waiter, can I order a pork chop
And two servings of rice
Put some ketchup on it
Do you have chopsuey? (No sir)
Do you have adobo? (No sir)
Do you have bulalo? (It's all gone sir)
Do you have anything at all? (No) nothing?

Hey! Is there anything else to o-
Is there anything else to order?
Shit! There's a menu
But there's nothing to order, oh, waiter
I hope you have at least siopao or a burger
Can I order, can I order, can I order

Waiter, can I order a pork chop
And two servings of rice
Put some ketchup on it
Do you have chopsuey? (No sir)
Do you have adobo? (No sir)
Do you have bulalo? (It's all gone sir)
Do you have anything at all? (No) nothing?

Hey! Is there anything else to o-
Is there anything else to order?
Shit! There's a menu
But there's nothing to order, oh, waiter
I hope you have at least siopao or a burger
Can I order, can I order, can I order

Waiter (waiter), order (order)
Waiter (waiter), order (order)

Handsome waiter, what do you have here?
Handsome waiter, do you have chicken mami?
Longsi, tosi, and tapsi
Pancit, lugaw, and lomi
Tokwa't baboy, pares beef
Fried siomai, I'm really hungry, whoa
(Fried siomai) I'm really hungry, whoa

Hey! Is there anything else to o-
Is there anything else to order?
Shit! There's a menu
But there's nothing to order, oh, waiter
I hope you have at least siopao or a burger
Can I order, can I order, can I order

This damn eatery, there's nothing to snack on
This damn eatery, there's nothing to snack on