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W Tym Kraju Wszytko Może Się Zdarzyć

(Slowa: Kukiz; muzyka: Piersi)
W tym kraju naprawde wszystko moze sie zdarzyc
Mozna dostac po ryju lub glaskanym byc po twarzy
W marcu jak w garncu a w maju jak w raju
Co jeszcze sie zdarzy w tym dziwnym kraju?
Kazdy orze jak moze - do trzech razy sztuka
Dwa razy nie wyszlo - za trzecim oszukam
Poty dzban wode nosi poki ucho sie nie urwie
Co ma wisiec nie utonie - kazdy skonczy kiedys w trumnie...
Pieniadze szczescia nie daja, ale lepszy rydz niz nic
W tym dziwnym kraju
Miala babulenka kozla rogatego - ale go zarznela
Z glodu okrutnego
Zeby kozka nie skakala, to by nozki nie zlamala
Bo poki wilk syty, poty owca cala
Lepiej byc zdrowym niz miec wrzody na zoladku
Mogla babcia zaczekac na rente do piatku
W tym kraju naprawde wszystko moze sie zdarzyc
Mozna przejsc do czynow albo mozna marzyc
Jak wol do karety pasuje mi bieda

Zyje sie raz - bo wiecej sie nie da
Patrze za okno, wieczorna godzina
Zlapal Kozak Tatarzyna
A Tatarzyn za leb trzyma
Trafil swoj na swego - chodzilo o pokera
Kto daje i odbiera, ten sie w piekle poniewiera
Wlaczylem sie do walki, kopnalem miedzy uda
- Trening czyni mistrza
A wiara czyni cuda
Nie swieci garnki lepia, kto szuka - ten znajdzie
I oni i portfele lezaly na asfalcie
Veni, Vidi, Vici - pieniedzy jak lodu
Nagle dwoch niebieskich podeszlo od przodu
A ze kruk krukowi oka nie wykole
Spokojnie odeszli biorac swoja dole
W tym kraju naprawde wszystko moze sie zdarzyc
Ze zdobytej kasy zrobilem kapitalik
Mam juz trzy fabryki i piec Mercedesow
Brakuje mi tylko immunitetu
W tym kraju naprawde wszystko moze sie zdarzyc...

Anything Can Happen in This Country

(Lyrics: Kukiz; Music: Piersi)
In this country, anything can happen
You might get punched in the face or be touched
It's cold in March and heavenly in May
What else will happen in this strange country?
Everyone's trying their best - third time's the charm
It didn't work twice - I'll cheat the third time
A pitcher carries water until its handle breaks
What's meant to happen won't drown - everyone ends up in a coffin...
Money can't buy happiness, but something is better than nothing
In this strange country
An old lady had a horned goat - until she slaughtered it
Out of extreme hunger
If the goat hadn't jumped, it wouldn't have broken its leg
Because as long as the wolf is full, the sheep is safe
It's better to be healthy than to have stomach ulcers
The old woman could have waited for her pension until Friday
In this country, anything can happen
You can take action or you can dream
Even though I'm poor, I'm as happy as a clam

You only live once - there's no second chance
I look out the window, it's evening
The Cossack caught the Tatar
And the Tatar is holding him by the head
They're evenly matched - it's all about poker
He who gives and takes back will suffer in hell
I joined the fight, kicked him between the legs
- Practice makes perfect
And faith works miracles
The lazy don't make pots, he who seeks will find
Both he and the wallets were lying on the asphalt
Veni, Vidi, Vici - money like ice
Suddenly two cops came up from the front
And since a crow won't peck out another crow's eye
They calmly walked away, taking their share
In this country, anything can happen
I turned the money I got into capital
I now have three factories and five Mercedeses
All I need now is immunity
In this country, anything can happen...