假朋友真兄弟 - Kumachan traduction en anglais

假朋友真兄弟

我的身邊有很多的朋友
忙起來有時候很久都沒有聯絡
但是我沒有忘了你們
所以我寫了這首歌
希望你會喜歡

紅了後 我的朋友一夕之間變好多
紅了後 我的朋友說我態度變好多
兄弟和朋友不同 沒在管我紅不紅
So 紅了後 朋友和我兄弟好分辨好多

我朋友約我party 為了打卡炫耀
我的兄弟打卡 為了約我出門hang out
我的朋友偷拍照片 狂發十張限時動態
我跟兄弟喝到斷片 記憶和底片全是空白

朋友說 欸 好久沒見 電話打不通怎麼都不回電
女友快要生日 是你頭號粉絲
可不可以私下 約你會面 （I don't know about that man）
朋友這樣太沒sense 對你感情太隨便
稍微移開視線 三秒鐘讓她移情別戀

我的朋友跟他朋友說 BOWZ是他兄弟
我的朋友跟他兄弟說 BOWZ他好臭屁
很不巧的你不曉得你的兄弟是我兄弟所以
不好意思朋友你又少了一個兄弟 sorry

Nah 我朋友一直哄我 我朋友一直捧我
我朋友很懂social但是沒有一個懂我
我兄弟比我還要反社會
對fake ass 比較直接
都說 get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
I'm not yo man
No you don't know me
I'm not yo guy
I'm not yo 兄弟
I'm not yo 誰誰誰
Aye aye
Get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
他來求我
他來攀關係 他說

「我無法只是普通朋友
感情那麼深 叫我怎麼能放手」
（威～ 太矯情了吧朋友？）「但你說⋯」

朋友跟我分享他的新歌
他只想我幫他分享沒管我有沒有聽歌
找我合作想著怎麼賣票 發稿 才好
演唱會來賓我直接放他鳥 娃

朋友不肯放過我 纏著我 裝熟說
老朋友認識都這麼久 小時候回憶好wonderful 忘了嗎
我是你國小的同學的舅舅的柴犬的寵物醫生的室友 是哦
一點印象都沒有 no 我只記得那隻狗

後來朋友說我大頭症 不知那根筋不對
兄弟知道我在打頭陣 當我後勤部隊
現在朋友會來約我 都是為了吸引妹來虧
我兄弟約我 我的兄弟 本人 就是 妹

Nah 我朋友背後捅我 我朋友背後弄我
我朋友被我轟走還要跪求解除封鎖
我兄弟比我還要反社會
對fake ass 比較直接
都說 get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
I'm not yo man
No you don't know me
I'm not yo guy
I'm not yo 兄弟
I'm not yo 誰誰誰
Aye aye
Get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
他來求我
他來攀關係 他說

「我無法只是普通朋友
感情那麼深 叫我怎麼能放手」（威～ 齁⋯ 這樣子我⋯ 情何以堪啦）
「但你說⋯」

直到我朋友裝成兄弟的小帳號套我話
我朋友截圖兄弟的塗鴉牆爆我卦
我兄弟朋友用我名義對外烙狠話
直到我兄弟朋友為了利益設局fuck him up
我慎選我的兄弟 但他不懂區分
直到兄弟因他朋友業障替我犧牲
再也不講道義 不值錢沒什麼好做保的
別再稱兄道弟 大家朋友一場就好了

Fake Friends, Real Brothers

I have a lot of friends around me
When I'm busy, sometimes I don't contact them for a long time
But I haven't forgotten you guys
So I wrote this song
Hope you like it

After I got famous, my friends suddenly multiplied overnight
After I got famous, my friends said my attitude changed a lot
Brothers and friends are different, they don't care if I'm famous or not
So after I got famous, it's much easier to tell my friends and brothers apart

My friends invite me to parties to show off on social media
My brothers tag me to hang out
My friends secretly take pictures and spam ten stories on social media
I get blackout drunk with my brothers, memories and film are all blank

Friends say, "Hey, long time no see, why don't you answer your phone?"
My girlfriend's birthday is coming up, she's your number one fan
Can you meet her in private? (I don't know about that, man)
Friends like that have no sense, they're too casual with your feelings
Look away for three seconds and she'll fall in love with someone else

My friend told his friend that BOWZ is his brother
My friend told his brother that BOWZ is so arrogant
Unfortunately, you don't know that your brother is my brother, so
Sorry friend, you just lost another brother, sorry

Nah, my friends keep coaxing me, my friends keep praising me
My friends are good at socializing, but none of them understand me
My brothers are even more antisocial than I am
They're more direct with fake asses
They all say get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
I'm not yo man
No you don't know me
I'm not yo guy
I'm not yo 兄弟
I'm not yo whoever
Aye aye
Get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
He came to beg me
He came to climb the social ladder, he said

「I can't just be a regular friend
Our feelings are so deep, how can I let go?」
(Whoa~ That's too dramatic, friend?) 「But you said...」

My friend shares his new song with me
He just wants me to share it, he doesn't care if I listen to it or not
He asks me to collaborate and thinks about how to sell tickets and promote it
I'll just leave him hanging as a guest at the concert, haha

My friend won't let me go, he clings to me and pretends to be familiar, saying
We've known each other for so long, our childhood memories are so wonderful, don't you remember?
I'm your elementary school classmate's uncle's Shiba Inu's pet doctor's roommate, oh really?
I don't remember at all, no, I only remember that dog

Later, my friend said I had a big head, I don't know what's wrong with him
My brothers know I'm leading the charge, they're my logistics team
Now friends only invite me to attract girls to hit on
My brothers invite me, my brothers are the girls

Nah, my friends stab me in the back, my friends mess with me behind my back
My friends get kicked out by me and still beg to be unblocked
My brothers are even more antisocial than I am
They're more direct with fake asses
They all say get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
I'm not yo man
No you don't know me
I'm not yo guy
I'm not yo 兄弟
I'm not yo whoever
Aye aye
Get the fuck out of my face

I'm not yo bro
I'm not yo homie
He came to beg me
He came to climb the social ladder, he said

「I can't just be a regular friend
Our feelings are so deep, how can I let go?」(Whoa~ Ugh... This... How can I bear this?)
「But you said...」

Until my friend pretended to be my brother's alt account to get information from me
My friend screenshotted my brother's wall to expose my secrets
My brother's friend used my name to say harsh words to others
Until my brother's friend set me up for profit, fuck him up
I choose my brothers carefully, but he doesn't know how to distinguish
Until my brother sacrificed for me because of his friend's karma
No more talking about loyalty, it's worthless, there's nothing to guarantee
Let's not call each other brothers anymore, let's just be friends