Paroles et traduction Polo Hofer und die Schmetterband - Sennehund

Sennehund

Was für en arme Tropf bin i, i cönnt ned abebrönnter si,
U d Sorge bringe mi ume Schlaf, ha Schulde bis gnue,
Ha löcher i de Schue, u niemer het mi gärn i dem Kaff.
I bi elei und i has Schwär.
U mi Chüelschrank isch leer, u dr Strom stelle sie mir morn ab.
Nume my Hund schteit no zu mir, aber ou er liidet derfür,
Will sys Fuetter wird langsam knapp.

Nume eis cha's no bringe wenn i mi Hund chönt lehre singe,
Mit mir in Harmonie, wenn my Sennehund chönnt jodle, joliduli, so schön wien i

Wie schön chönnts Läbe sy mir würde gross yschtige,
Würde füüfliber byge, mir wäre totali Megastars hie.
Er jodlet so guet, i gieng ume mit em Huet, i miech Kasse wie no nie.
Bluube mir am Bäreplatz schtah meintisch de Zirkus sig da,
Jede wett derby si bi dere Show, si würde ufhöre z'schtrite.
Es gäb friedlichi Zyte, für jedes Chind, jede Maa, jedi Frau.

Ja das würds doch bringe, wenn my Hund chönnti singe
Mit mir in Harmonie wenn mi Sennehund chönnt jodle, Joliduli, so schön wien i.

Wie schön chönnt ds Läbe sy, es wär alles perfekt.
Mir würde vom Fernseh entdeckt, fahre in Las Vegasund Hollywood i
Mir chönnte zäme nach China, das wär doch ganz prima.
Mir würde jodle für d'Demokratie, we mir s'Münz hätte zellt,
Würd ig ihm zeige, wie me bschtellt, e Pekingänte für ihn u für mi,
U sy mir de wieder deheim, gründe mir en Fanclub-Verein,
U jede zahlt en Jahresbiitrag y.

Ja das würds doch bringe wenn mi Bäri chönnti singe...

Bernese Mountain Dog

What a poor sucker I am, I couldn't be more broke,
And worries keep me awake at night, I'm up to my neck in debt,
My shoes have holes in them, and nobody in this town likes me.
I'm lonely and I have it hard.
And my fridge is empty, and they're cutting off my electricity tomorrow.
Only my dog is still there for me, but he suffers for it too,
Because his food is slowly running out.

There's only one thing that can save me if I could teach my dog to sing,
In harmony with me, if my Bernese Mountain Dog could yodel, joliduli, as beautifully as I can

How beautiful life could be, we would become superstars,
We would make a fortune, we would be total megastars here.
He yodels so well, I would go around with a hat, I would make more money than ever before.
We would stand at Bärenplatz, you would think the circus was in town,
Everyone would want to be there for this show, they would stop arguing.
There would be peaceful times, for every child, every man, every woman.

Yes, that would be the answer, if my dog could sing
In harmony with me if my Bernese Mountain Dog could yodel, Joliduli, as beautifully as I can.

How beautiful life could be, everything would be perfect.
We would be discovered by television, we would go to Las Vegas and Hollywood
We could go to China together, that would be wonderful.
We would yodel for democracy, when we had counted our money,
I would show him how to order, a Peking duck for him and for me,
And when we were home again, we would start a fan club,
And everyone would pay an annual membership fee.

Yes, that would be the answer if my dog could sing...