Paroles et traduction Porretas - El Tontolgato

El Tontolgato

Como cada noche iba a casa tan contento
Unos botellines un chiri en el metro
No quiero que me noten que hoy vengo de pedo
A ver si tengo suerte y los pillo a tos durmiendo
Que de p madre estaba to en silencio
Me puse a cenar y la gata que esta en celo
Jugando con gayumbos en la lavadora
Que cerré la puerta y estaba ella dentro

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato
Y yo les respondía pa tu culo mi zapato
Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato
Y yo les maldecía, ...pa tu culo mi aparato

Se puso tan nerviosa dando vueltas al tambor
Yo me partía el culo con el vino Don Simon
La cabeza pa arriba la cabeza pa abajo
Fui abrir la puerta y me quede con el cerrojo
Mi vieja se quedo con la boca abierta
Chiquillo que ha pasao? ¿Dónde esta la puerta?
Vaya una putada todo era una broma
Tire de la puerta y me quede hasta con la goma

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato
Y yo les respondía pa tu culo mi zapato
Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato
Y yo les maldecía, ...pa tu culo mi aparato

Tuve que bajar a la tienda el fontanero
Con la puerta en las manos aguantando el cachondeo
Vaya unos cojones me dice la señora
Como se te ocurre meterlo en la lavadora
Como no atinaba vino el fontanero
Con la sonrisita no me toques mas los guevos
Tronco lava al gato y luego yo lo tiendo
Y hecha suavizante que le viene bien pal pelo

Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato
Y yo les respondía pa tu culo mi zapato
Y la gente me decía hay viene el tonto el gato
Y yo les maldecía, ...que sos den por culo a todos.

The Pussycat

As every night I was going home so happy,
With some beers and a joint on the metro,
I don't want anyone to notice I'm drunk anymore,
Let's see if I'm lucky and I catch them all sleeping,
Everything was so peaceful, it was great,
I start having dinner and the cat in heat,
Playing with my dirty underwear in the washing machine,
I closed the door and she was inside.

And people told me: There goes the dumb cat
And I answered them: My shoe in your butt
And people told me: There goes the dumb cat
And I cursed them, ...my apparatus in your butt

She got so nervous she started rolling in the drum
I couldn't stop laughing with the Don Simon wine
Her head up, her head down
I opened the door and I was left with just a bolt
My old lady was speechless
Kid, what happened? Where's the door?
What a shame, it was all a joke
I pulled the door and I ended up with the rubber too

And people told me: There goes the dumb cat
And I answered them: My shoe in your butt
And people told me: There goes the dumb cat
And I cursed them, ...my apparatus in your butt

I had to go to the hardware store for a plumber
With the door in my hands and enduring all the teasing
Wow, hell of a nerve, the lady tells me
How could you think of putting it in the washing machine?
The plumber, who had no clue, came
With a smirk on his face: Stop nagging me
Dude, wash the cat and I'll hang it
And add softener, it'll do wonders for its hair.

And people told me: There goes the dumb cat
And I answered them: My shoe in your butt
And people told me: There goes the dumb cat
And I cursed them, ...bunch of jerks.