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PAPARAZZI~*この物語はフィクションです~

ねぇねぇ
お父さん、お父さん
今度の国語の宿題で
『お父さんのお仕事』って課題で明日までに作文書くの
みんなの前で発表もしなきゃで
ほんとにイヤだけど頑張るよ
先生もみんなのお父さんの自慢を楽しみにしてるって
そうか、いいかい？
お父さんの仕事は普通とはちょっと違う
大きな意味では世の中の人に娯楽を提供してるんだ
役者さん、ミュージシャン、スポーツ選手や著名人
家の前だとか仕事場でも
どんなところだって張り付いて
その人の日々の監視をする
そういう仕事をしてるんだ
そして何か悪さをしたり面白いことが起こったりすると
それをすかさず記事に書いて
世間のみんなに知らせるんだ
体力も根気もなきゃいけない
とても大変な仕事なんだ
なにほざけ
盗撮、盗聴、尾行、張り込み
好きなだけやりたい放題
天誅下したつもりかね
してやったり顔が見え見えで
気持ちがね
どうにもこうにも悪い
あんたらはどれだけ立派な人生なんだ？
どのツラさげてんなことしてんだ
倫理に反したあんたらが
なに「不倫だ、不純だ」言ってんだ
国家権力にゃヘコヘコします
弱いものイジメが板につきます
あんたの子供の頃の夢はまさか
それじゃなかったよな？
知りたくもねぇ
必要もねぇ
ただ誇り持ってそれしてんならねぇ
ドカドカ踏み込んでくる割にさ
コソコソ逃げたりすんなやあんた
卑怯を絵に書いたあんたの言葉
薄っぺらすぎて悲しくなんさ
『君の名は。』の大ヒットが起こると
すかさず出てくるゲスなやつ
ポッと出で出てきたわけじゃねぇ
こちとらメジャーで10余年
こんな変わり者の俺の音楽を待ってくれてるファンたちと
絆を一つずつ作り上げ
毎度アリーナツアーやってんだ、
バカが
それがなんだ？
俺のとこなら100歩譲ったとしても
実家の親の家にへばりついて
堂々直撃してきたな
「息子さん、苦節10年 成功してよかったですね
親御さんとしてどうですか」
あんたの親にも聞いたろか
「よかったですね 、息子さん 無事立派に大きく育たれて
朝から車の中で一般市民の家の前張り込んで
嫌がるのを無理やり話聞いて許可も取らずに写真撮って
雑誌に載せて稼いだ金で今日も生きてる息子さんに
ひと言、何かありますか？
ないですか
ないわけないですよね
なくても聞いてくるのが
息子さん
絞り出してでも言ってごらん」
お父さんすごいね
お父さんがいないと困る人たちいっぱいいるね
やっぱかっこいいなお父さん
いつまでも僕の自慢だよ
でもいいかい、中には父さんのこの仕事を馬鹿にしたり
軽蔑したりするヤツもいるんだ
だけど父さんは負けないよ
父さんは胸を張って生きてる
求められるからやっている
父さんの仕事を楽しみにしてる人のために
頑張るよ
はいはい、自分の仕事に自信を持っているのは結構です
堂々と今日も
胸を張って生きてて何よりです
じゃあ尾行がバレてカメラ向けられても
堂々と逃げず答えろや
カップルのフリで隣座って
ストーカーばりに盗み聞くな
人間不信
情報不信
頭がおかしくなりかけた
それでもさ、笑うのか？
あんたらにゃ何も伝わらんか
煽って報じるテレビがわりぃ
こぞって食いつく世間がわりぃ
「求められるからやっている」？
すごいね神様みたいだね
あんたのわずかなオマンマのタネに
世間のわずかな娯楽のために
抹殺された人々は
それでも生きていくんだから
俺はやるべきことをやっている
君は恥ずべきことをやっている
恥ずかしくないと言うのなら
隠れず盗まず生きてろや
目を見て話ができなくて
何が堂々と生きてるだ
お父さん書いたよ、頑張ったよ
明日の発表楽しみだ
みんなの前で胸を張って
大きな声で読んでくるね
ありがとな
ほんとにな
お前は誇れる息子だな
そうだ、明日のことだけど
しばらく休みもなかったし
一緒に遊んでやれなかったから
家族旅行にでも行こうか
だから学校は休んでいいぞ
先生たちには内緒でな

PAPARAZZI~*This story is fiction~

Hey, hey
Dad, Dad
For my next language arts assignment,
The topic is "My Dad's Job" and I have to write an essay by tomorrow
I have to present it in front of everyone,
It's really annoying but I'll do my best
The teacher said she's looking forward to hearing everyone brag about their dads
Is that so? Well, listen carefully
Dad's job is a little different from the norm
In a broad sense, it provides entertainment to the people of the world
Actors, musicians, athletes, and celebrities
In front of their houses, at their workplaces,
Sticking to them wherever they go
Monitoring their daily lives
That's the kind of work I do
And when they do something bad or something interesting happens,
I write about it without fail
And let everyone in the world know
It takes both physical strength and patience
It's a very tough job
Don't give me that crap
Secret filming, wiretapping, tailing, staking out
Doing whatever you want as much as you like
Do you think you're delivering divine punishment?
Your smug face is so obvious
It makes me feel
So incredibly sick
What kind of noble lives do you lead?
With what face do you do these things?
You people who violate ethics,
How dare you say things like "adultery" and "impurity"
You grovel to state power
Bullying the weak is your specialty
Surely your childhood dream wasn't to
Become this, was it?
I don't want to know
I don't need to know
But if you're doing it with pride, then no
You barge in so boldly, but then you
Run away so cowardly, don't you?
Your words, a picture of cowardice
Are so shallow it makes me sad
When "Your Name." became a huge hit,
The vultures immediately came out
I didn't just pop out of nowhere
I've been in the major leagues for over 10 years
With the fans who have been waiting for my eccentric music,
Building bonds one by one,
I've been doing arena tours every time, you
Idiot
So what?
Even if I were to give you a hundred steps in my case,
You stuck to my parents' house
And blatantly confronted them, didn't you?
"Your son, it's great that he succeeded after 10 years of hardship
How do you feel as parents?"
Should I ask your parents the same?
"It's great, isn't it, that your son grew up so splendidly and big
He stakes out in front of ordinary people's houses from morning in his car
He forcefully interviews people who don't want to talk and takes pictures without permission
And uses the money he earns from putting them in magazines to live another day
Do you have anything to say about your son?
Anything at all?
There's no way you don't, right?
Even if you don't, he'll keep asking until you do
Your son
Squeeze it out and say something"
Dad, you're amazing
There are so many people who would be lost without you
You're so cool, Dad
You'll always be my hero
But listen, some people might make fun of your job
Or look down on it
But you won't lose, Dad
You live with your head held high
You do it because people want you to
For the sake of the people who look forward to your work
You'll keep doing your best
Yes, yes, it's good that you're confident in your work
It's great that you can
Live with your head held high today as well
Then if your tailing is discovered and a camera is pointed at you,
Answer them boldly instead of running away
Don't pretend to be a couple and sit next to them
Eavesdropping like a stalker
Distrust of people
Distrust of information
It almost drove me crazy
Even so, you still laugh?
Does nothing get through to you?
It's the fault of the TV that stirs things up
It's the fault of the public who eagerly devours it
"You do it because people want you to?"
Wow, you're like a god, aren't you?
For the sake of your meager scoop,
For the sake of the public's fleeting amusement
The people whose lives were destroyed
Still have to live on, you know
I'm doing what I have to do
You're doing what you should be ashamed of
If you say you're not ashamed,
Then live without hiding or stealing
You can't even look me in the eye and talk
What do you mean you live with your head held high
Dad, I wrote it, I did my best
I'm looking forward to presenting it tomorrow
In front of everyone, with my chest puffed out
I'll read it out loud
Thank you
Really
You're a son I can be proud of
Oh, about tomorrow,
I haven't had a break in a while
And I haven't been able to play with you
How about we go on a family trip?
So you can skip school
Don't tell the teachers, okay?