Paroles et traduction Robbie Wessels - Krummel En Baksteen

Krummel En Baksteen

Oor die Vrystaat vlaktes loop ′n ou legende
Dis 'n ou bende verhaal
In die vroeë Nineties het die boere
Laaities, nog vir kattekwaad betaal

Meneer Jan. A Hartman haal sy pikswart
Rottang uit sy boekrak kabinet
En jy hoop die gebreide Springbokvel
In jou onderbroek sal jou red

Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my ′n ietsie score?

Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my 'n ietsie score?

Krummel is kort en ou Baksteen breed
As jy dalk vergeet wie's wie

Krummel is die leier van die KGB′s, en Baksteen sy Appy
Die KGB′s is die Kort-Gat-Bliksems, hulle soek meestal skoor
Maar hulle grootste missie is om sonder
Permissie is om verniet kos op te spoor
Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen

Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my 'n ietsie score?
Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen

Sal jy my ′n ietsie score?
Op 'n dag, by ′n publieke kraan
Lê die water wyd versprei
En Krummel drink daat na 'n Rugby
Practice, en begin vir Baksteen spuit

Baksteen spring toe in die groot
Plas water, om vir Krummel nat te spat
Maar hy gly en val in die modder water
Plat op sy gat

Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my ′n ietsie score?

Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my 'n ietsie score?

En so ontstaan daar toe 'n twee geveg
Reg agter die mans-koshuis
En ons almal volg soos die twee gesels
Oor hoe hulle mekaar gaan wys

Wie′s die tough-ste,
Wie′t die meeste spoed, wie't die beste upper-cut?
En ons vorm ′n sirkel, en begin te cheer
Toe begin die vuiste klap
So halfuur later lui die klok vir ete
En die fight stop in sy spoor

En soos ons stap vra Krummel vir Baksteen
"Het jy nog 'n ietsie oor?"
Ja, my broer, ek skuld jou nog een
Ek is jammer ek het jou gebyt
Nee wat, "don′t be sorry", ek het jou vergewe
Ons gaan aan na etenstyd

Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my 'n ietsie score?

Krummel en Baksteen, jy trap op my hakskeen
Jy speel met die leeu se snor
Krummel en Baksteen, ons moet skep as dit pap reen
Sal jy my ′n ietsie score?

Crumb and Brick

Across the Free State plains, an old legend roams
It's a tale of an old gang
In the early Nineties, the farmers' lads
Still paid for their mischief with a bang

Mr. Jan. A Hartman takes his pitch-black
Rattan cane from his bookcase cabinet
And you hope the knitted Springbok skin
In your underwear will save your hide, my pet

Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?

Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?

Crumb is short and old Brick is wide
In case you forget who's who

Crumb is the leader of the KGBs, and Brick's his buddy
The KGBs are the Short-Arse-Lightning-bolts, always looking for a score
But their biggest mission, without permission
Is to track down free food, that's what they adore
Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels

You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?
Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here

Will you help me find some cheer?
One day, at a public tap
The water flows far and wide
And Crumb drinks there after Rugby practice,
And starts spraying Brick, with playful stride

Brick then jumps into the large
Puddle of water, to splash Crumb wet
But he slips and falls in the muddy water
Flat on his backside, I bet

Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?

Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?

And so a duel ensues
Right behind the men's hostel
And we all follow as the two chat
About how they're gonna settle

Who's the toughest,
Who's got the most speed, who's got the best uppercut?
And we form a circle, and start to cheer
Then the fists start to erupt
Half an hour later, the dinner bell rings
And the fight stops in its tracks

And as we walk, Crumb asks Brick
"Do you have anything left?"
Yeah, my brother, I owe you one
I'm sorry I bit you, I confess
No worries, "don't be sorry", I forgive you
We'll continue after dinner, I guess

Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?

Crumb and Brick, you're stepping on my heels
You're playing with the lion's whiskers, dear
Crumb and Brick, we need to score when it drizzles here
Will you help me find some cheer?