Paroles et traduction Destripando la Historia feat. Rodrigo Septién - La Bella y la Bestia

La Bella y la Bestia

Érase una vez
Un príncipe educado y muy gentil
Que rechazó casarse, con su vil institutriz Ella era un hada malvada
Una zorra despechada
Le convirtió en una bestia que marrón

Pero llegó otro hada
Una recién licenciada
"Ya no serás una bestia cuando encuentres el amor"

Bella vivía con su familia
Su padre el pobrecito se arruinó
Tocaba mucho el clavicordio
Y sus hermanas con mucho odio
La criticaban por gustarle a los del pueblo "Me voy de viaje a hacer fortuna"
"Tráeme una rosa si hay alguna"
"Cállate un poco inoportuna"
Así el padre partió

Vió un castillo en su camino
Le sirvieron un buen vino
Y antes de irse a su destino
Una rosa cogió del jardín

"Te voy a matar esa rosa es de mi jardín pero dame a una hija y olvidemos el trajín" "Debo entregarle una hija"
"Que se quede con la pija"
Nunca pensó que tal vez podría no ir "Ahora vives aquí"
"¡Que guay!"

Era un castillo reluciente lleno de magia y diversión
"Puedo acercarme al ala oeste? "
"Ve a donde quieras, bombon"
Y a diario tras la cena se daba esta situación:
"Puedo acostarme contigo? "
"No"
"Pues vale"

Los sirvientes del castillo no eran candelabros, ni un reloj
Eran loros y unos monos
Que cuidaban con decoro
Del castillo y sus demás instalaciones.
Bella se fijó en un cuadro
De un muchacho bien dotado
Y soñaba con amarlo.
Y no es capaz de entender
Que ése príncipe es la Bestia
(Esta chica es algo espesa)
Y tras darle muchas vueltas
Bella se empieza a cansar.

"Te puedes marchar
Sé que quieres ver a tu papá...
Pero vuelves en dos meses
O me voy a suicidar"
Bella se vuelve a su casa
Mientras los días se pasan
Pero al volver se retrasa sin querer
La Bestia está casi acabada
Bella no puede hacer nada
"¿Puedo acostarme contigo? "
"Bueno, solo esta vez"

La Bestia se durmió,
Esa era su única intención.
Y al amanecer el día
Como un hombre despertó.

¡Pero esperad! ¡Hay más!

Una reina y un hada a las puertas del castillo
"Como osa su plebeya acostarse con mi hijo"
"No se alarme reina madre ahora mismo yo os lo explico
Bella es hija de un hada y de su hermano el rey
Una relación penada y condenada por la ley
Un hada malvada decidió matar a Bella
Yo cogí a otra niña y la sustituí por ella
Y estuvo escondida con su "padre" el mercader
Y el destino la ha juntado con tu hijo al parecer"

Este es el final de este cuento tan encantador
Y si no te has percatado
Bella y Bestia primos son.

Beauty and the Beast

Once upon a time
A prince, polite and oh so kind,
Refused to marry, with his vile governess, She was a wicked fairy,
A scorned vixen,
Turned him into a beast, quite brown.

But another fairy came,
A recent graduate,
"You'll be a beast no more, when love you've found."

Belle lived with her family,
Her father, poor soul, went broke,
He played the harpsichord a lot,
And her sisters, full of hate,
Criticized her for the townsfolk's affections. "I'm going on a trip to make a fortune,"
"Bring me a rose, if there is one,"
"Be quiet, you're so inopportune,"
Thus, the father departed.

He saw a castle on his way,
They served him a good wine,
And before leaving for his destination,
He picked a rose from the garden.

"I'm going to kill you, that rose is from my garden, but give me a daughter and let's forget this strife." "I must give him a daughter,"
"Let him keep the silly thing,"
He never thought he might not have to go. "Now you live here,"
"How cool!"

It was a shining castle, full of magic and fun,
"Can I go to the west wing?"
"Go wherever you want, sweetie,"
And every day after dinner, this situation arose:
"Can I sleep with you?"
"No"
"Okay then"

The castle servants weren't candlesticks or a clock,
They were parrots and monkeys,
Who took care with decorum,
Of the castle and its other installations.
Belle noticed a painting,
Of a well-endowed young man,
And dreamed of loving him.
And she can't understand,
That this prince is the Beast,
(This girl is a bit thick),
And after much thought,
Belle starts to get tired.

"You can leave,
I know you want to see your dad...
But you come back in two months,
Or I'm going to kill myself."
Belle returns home,
As the days go by,
But on her return, she is unintentionally delayed,
The Beast is almost finished,
Belle can't do anything,
"Can I sleep with you?"
"Well, just this once"

The Beast fell asleep,
That was his only intention.
And at dawn,
He woke up as a man.

But wait! There's more!

A queen and a fairy at the castle gates,
"How dare her commoner sleep with my son,"
"Don't worry, Queen Mother, I'll explain it right now,
Belle is the daughter of a fairy and her brother, the king,
A forbidden relationship, condemned by the law,
An evil fairy decided to kill Belle,
I took another girl and replaced her,
And she was hidden with her "father" the merchant,
And fate has brought her together with your son, it seems."

This is the end of this charming tale,
And if you haven't noticed,
Belle and Beast are cousins.