Kwn2ng Barbero - Ron Henley traduction en anglais

Kwn2ng Barbero

Sige punta ka pa sa dilim
Pero wag kang kukurap talasan ang paningin
Teka BALDO! parang may nakita ako
"ANO?"
Isang bampirang kalbo, TAKBO
Hanggang makakita tayo ng matutuluyan
Kasi mukhang malapit ng bumagsak ang ulan
Pero buti nalang nakakita kami ng isang
Lumang bahay sa gitna ng kakahuyan
"Sandali lang, ano yan
Sigurado ka bang may nakatira pang tao dyan?"
Sinubukan kong tingnan at kinatok ang pinto
Sabay biglang bukas nito at ako'y napahinto
Sa lumitaw na kubang may dalang kandila
At buhay na ata panahon pa ng kastila
At dinala nya kami saming tutulugan
At tila ba dun na kami matutuluyan
Sabay ang mga balahibo ko ay nagtayuan
Biglang lumamig at ako'y kinilabutan ng
BA-HAG-YA at WA-LANG-YA
Kasi kami'y mukhang naliligaw na
Di ko mabasa sa mapa kung nasan na tayo banda
Bibihira lang daw na may napapadpad don
Yung iba nakakabalik, yung iba wala na ngayon
Isang halimbawa nalang yung pansindi ko ng sigarilyo
Baka kako hiniram, di naisoli ng maligno
Eto pa ang weirdo
Alam mong nasa paligid lang si Lolo kasi amoy Katinko
Nais ko nga sanang magpahangin sa labas
Natigilan sa babaeng may tinging mapangahas
Sinundan ko biglang nawala, nilamon ng hamog
Sabay alok ni Lolo ng shot ng lambanog ugh!
Aba ayos yan, inuman
May libre pang bituka, lamang-loob at balun-balunan
Naubos ang pulutan ganon din ang kwentuhan
Sa sobrang sarap muntikan ng mabilaukan
Ewan ko ba't biglang umurong ang upuan
Biglang lakas ng hangin at ako'y kinilabutan ng
BA-HAG-YA at WA-LANG-YA
Pagkat nalalanghap ko panay alikabok
Kaya siguro di ako dalawin ng antok
May kumatok baka si lolo tatagayan pa tayo
Pero pagbukas ko wala namang tao
Tinawag ko si BALDO pero tulog na
Tatanungin ko sana kung san na napunta
Ang rosaryo kong dito lang nakalagay
"Ano ba yung amoy na yun?" Bulaklak ng patay
Humiga nalang sa kama, nagtalukbong ng kumot
Inisip ko isa lang tong bangungot
Nasa kanan ko si BALDO pero sa kaliwa may tumabe
Naisip ko bigla, "TEKA! dalawa lang kame"
Si BALDO nagsalita kanina pa pala gising
Napansin nya kasing parang may nakatingin
Nakakandado ang pinto patay kulong na tayo
Natigilan nung biglang may umalulong na aso
Sabay ang mga balahibo ko ay nagtayuan
Biglang lumamig at ako'y kinilabutan ng
BA-HAG-YA at WA-LANG-YA
Pagtingin ko sa likod, si lolo nakatayo
Laking gulat namin nung naging demonyo ang anyo
Bigla na lamang tumugtog ang kanta ng Parokya
OKATOKAT! dun natapos ang istorya

The Bald Barber

Go ahead, head into the darkness
But don't blink, keep your eyes sharp
Wait, BALDO! I think I saw something
"WHAT?"
A bald vampire, RUN!
Until we find shelter
Because it looks like the rain is about to fall
But luckily we found an
Old house in the middle of the woods
"Wait a minute, what's that?
Are you sure there are still people living there?"
I tried to look and knocked on the door
Suddenly it opened and I stopped
At the sight of a hunchback with a candle
And he seems to be alive since the Spanish era
And he led us to our sleeping place
And it seems like we're going to stay there
Then my hair stood on end
It suddenly got cold and I got goosebumps from
DAMN and DAMN
Because it looks like we're lost
I can't read on the map where we are
They say it's rare for anyone to end up there
Some come back, some are gone now
One example is my lighter
Maybe I thought it was borrowed, not returned by the ghost
Here's another weird thing
You know Grandpa is around because of the Katinko smell
I wanted to get some fresh air outside
Stopped by a woman with a daring look
I followed her, she suddenly disappeared, swallowed by the fog
Then Grandpa offered a shot of lambanog ugh!
Well, that's good, let's drink
There's also free intestines, internal organs, and gizzards
The food was gone, so was the conversation
It was so delicious I almost choked
I don't know why the chair suddenly moved back
Suddenly the wind was strong and I got goosebumps from
DAMN and DAMN
Because I smell dust all over
So maybe I won't be visited by sleepiness
Someone knocked, maybe it's Grandpa, he'll give us another drink
But when I opened it, there was no one there
I called BALDO but he was asleep
I was going to ask him where it went
My rosary that was just placed here
"What is that smell?" Flowers of the dead
Just lay down on the bed, covered with a blanket
I thought it was just a nightmare
BALDO is on my right but someone is on my left
I suddenly thought, "WAIT! there are only two of us"
BALDO spoke, he's been awake for a while
He noticed that someone seemed to be watching
The door is locked, we're trapped
We were stunned when a dog suddenly howled
Then my hair stood on end
It suddenly got cold and I got goosebumps from
DAMN and DAMN
When I looked back, Grandpa was standing
We were shocked when he turned into a demon
Suddenly the song of Parokya started playing
OKATOKAT! that's where the story ends