Paroles et traduction Roy Rogers - A Gay Ranchero

A Gay Ranchero

Roy: Aahh una tarde a solas con mi libro favorito "musicales de broadway de 1940" no hay nadie que me moleste que puede ser mejor que esto
Marth: hola roy
Roy: hola marth ¬¬
Marth: Roy, no vas a creer lo que me sucedio en el metro esta mañana estaba este wey sonriendome, queriendo hablar conmigo
Roy: oh que interesante
Marth: ujum el era muy amigable y jeje creo que intento ligarme, de seguro a de haber pensado de que yo era gay
Roy: entonces porque me cuentas esto? porque me importaria? no me importa ... que vamos a comer hoy?
Marth: no tienes que estar a la defensiva
Roy: no estoy a la defensiva, porque crees que me va a importar si conociste a un gay estoy tratando de leer
Math: bueno no quize molestarte con eso roy, solo pense que seria un buen tema de conversacion eso es todo
Roy: yo no quiero hablar de eso asi que esta conersacion se acabo
Marth: si pero...
Roy: SE ACABO.!!
Math: bueno... esta bien... pero para que lo sepas

Si fueras gay
Estaria ok
Hay no seas wey
Seguirias siendo el rey
Si fuera asi
Estaria aqui
Listo para decir que si soy gay
Pero no soy gay

Roy: marth porfavor estoy tratando de leer... QUE!?

Si fueras puñal
No estaria mal
Eres mi carnal
Aun que seas controversial
Pero si fuera real
Seria normal
Que dijeras sin chistar
Hay que crees que soy gay
Pero no soy gay
Disfruto contigo estar
Porque me a de importar
Que te guste por detras
Roy: marth eso es asqueroso
Marth: no no lo es
Si fueras gay
Gritaria GAY
Si fueras puñal
No te podria abandonar
Si fuera asi
Yo estaria aqui
Apoyandote sin cesar
Y decir que no esta mal
Que naciste homosexual
Y que crees?
Asi fue tu papa
Igual de gaaaaaaay.!!
Roy: marth no soy gay
Marth: si fueras gay
Roy: AAAGHHH.!!!

A Gay Ranchero

Roy: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." There's no one to bother me. What could be better than this?
Martha: Hi Roy.
Roy: Hi Martha.
Martha: Roy, you'll never believe what happened to me on the subway this morning. There was this guy smiling at me and wanting to talk to me.
Roy: Oh, that's nice.
Martha: Yes, he was very friendly, and I think, haha, I think he was hitting on me. He must have thought I was gay.
Roy: So why are you telling me this? Why would I care? I don't care ... What are we having for dinner tonight?
Martha: You don't have to be defensive.
Roy: I'm not being defensive. Why would you think I care if you met a gay person? I'm just trying to read.
Martha: Well, I didn't mean to upset you, Roy. I just thought it would be a good conversation topic, that's all.
Roy: I don't want to talk about it, so this conversation is over.
Martha: Yes, but ...
Roy: IT'S OVER.!!
Martha: Fine ... but just so you know,

If you were gay,
It would be okay.
Oh, come on, don't be silly.
You'd still be a king.
If that were the case,
I'd be here
Ready to say yes, I'm gay.
But I'm not gay.

Roy: Martha, please, I'm trying to read... WHAT!?

If you were a knife,
It wouldn't be bad.
You're my friend,
Even though you're controversial.
But if it were real,
It would be normal
For you to say without hesitation,
"Guess what, I'm gay."
But I'm not gay.
I like being with you.
Why should I care
That you like it from behind?
Roy: Martha, that's disgusting.
Martha: No, it's not.
If you were gay,
I'd scream GAY!
If you were a knife,
I couldn't abandon you.
If that were the case,
I'd be here
Supporting you tirelessly
And saying that it's okay
That you were born homosexual
And what do you think?
That's how your father was
Just as gaaaaaaay.!!
Roy: Martha, I'm not gay.
Martha: If you were gay.
Roy: AAAGHHH.!!!