Paroles et traduction Shinoflow - Dos Players

Dos Players

Pa empezar te digo dos: Super mario Bros y Duck Hunt.
Con mi zapper gun, te hago bang.
Donde vas? No ves que tanto Luigi como Mario
Son dos mariquitas que han salido del armario.
Mira Sonic como corre y se vuelve Supersayan.
Con eso los niños se rayan y lo veo normal, es un erizo spídico.
El mando de la megadrive es para paraliticos,
Los botones se encallan.
De la super se te marcan y te duelen por la noche.
Maldita cruceta sin botón en diagonal!
Solo me molaba el Dragon Ball con el Goku,
La super es la consola para los niños del opus.
Corro con el juego del lotus a 120,
Con el StarWind, chip FX y modo 7.
Shigeru Miyamoto es el rey de los aparatos,
Al notas de la Sega no lo conoce ni el Tato.
Shigeru Miyamoto es un friki que moja poco,
Fijense: la princesa se parece a Vivi Andersen.
Deberias probar el virtua racing en 3D.
El mario kart dejaba ciego en el modo de 2 players.
Hago la chilena del Wordl Cup y meto gol!
70 horas de juego en el Super mario world,
Eso son juegos de ayer, prohibido amateurs.
Con la Game Boy podía jugar hasta en la calle.
Game Gear sus pilas duran media hora.
Tengo miopía por culpa de tu consola portátil.
Sabes que Koopa pierde aceite
Y que al cabo de unos años os robamos el Street Fighter,
Le pusimos turbo y mejoramos los sprites.
Echo the Dolphin: el primer juego para gays.
La mega CD solo servía para el Dragon's Lair,
Se ha quedado como excusa de que también innováis?
Si, bueno, cuantos megapixels tendría la GB Cámara?
Una foto en verde como un ovni pixelada.
Pinceladas? Artistas con el Mario paint
Porque no teníais vísceras ni sangre y os flipais.
Con 64, y con 32 se la comía la Sega Saturn.
La nes se la come aún! A la del logo azul,
Por eso está en los salones y la sega está en un baúl.
Calla! Las recreativas buenas siempre eran de Sega
Y con la Saturn pirateada juegas a la SNK.
Eran caca. La master sistem mala del copon,
Era tan mala que tuvieron que sacar otra versión,
Pero era diversión asegurada como todas,
Dejamos las consolas cuando nos echamos novia.

Un juego, dos players, tres horas de vicio...
Un juego, dos players, tres horas de vicio...

Two Players

Let's start with two: Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt.
With my zapper gun, I'll go bang.
Where are you going? Can't you see that both Luigi and Mario
Are two sissies who've come out of the closet.
Look at Sonic running and becoming a Super Saiyan.
It freaks kids out and I see why, he's a speedy hedgehog.
The Mega Drive controller is for people with disabilities,
The buttons get stuck.
The Super Nintendo's leave marks and hurt at night.
Damn D-pad with no diagonal button!
I only liked Dragon Ball with Goku,
The Super Nintendo is the console for Opus Dei kids.
I race with Lotus at 120,
With StarWind, FX chip, and Mode 7.
Shigeru Miyamoto is the king of gadgets,
The Sega guy isn't even known by Tato.
Shigeru Miyamoto is a geek who doesn't get much action,
Look: the princess looks like Vivi Andersen.
You should try Virtua Racing in 3D.
Mario Kart made you blind in 2-player mode.
I do the World Cup bicycle kick and score a goal!
70 hours of gameplay in Super Mario World,
Those are the games of yesterday, amateurs are forbidden.
With the Game Boy, I could even play on the street.
Game Gear's batteries last half an hour.
I have myopia because of your portable console.
You know Koopa leaks oil
And after a few years we stole Street Fighter from you,
We added turbo and improved the sprites.
Echo the Dolphin: the first game for gays.
The Mega CD was only good for Dragon's Lair,
Is it left as an excuse that you also innovate?
Yeah, well, how many megapixels would the GB Camera have?
A green photo like a pixelated UFO.
Brushstrokes? Artists with Mario Paint,
Because you had no guts or blood and you went crazy.
With 64, and with 32, the Sega Saturn was eaten.
The NES still eats it! The one with the blue logo,
That's why it's in the arcades and the Sega is in a trunk.
Shut up! The good arcade games were always from Sega,
And with the hacked Saturn you play SNK.
They were crap. The Master System was really bad,
It was so bad they had to release another version,
But it was guaranteed fun like all of them,
We stopped playing consoles when we got girlfriends.

One game, two players, three hours of addiction...
One game, two players, three hours of addiction...