Paroles et traduction Shorty - Zeka

Zeka

Juri zeka iz daleka,
Obliva ga znoj
Trci jadan, zedan, gladan,
I uzdise joj
Draga djeco,
Stize iz sume nova prica
Vama koji ste propustili
Zadnju seriju crtica
Sve se pocelo dogadjat' onoga momenta
Kad je zeko poceo
Slusati 50 cent-a
Zelio je od tog dana
Da postane gangster
Jos je ispod oka
Kao Nelly zalijepio flaster
Usput dizo tegove i uzimao proteine
Nedugo nakon toga
Opljacko par radnji Ine
Ulago je pare na kuje,
Drogu i hip hop
Pa se pola sume
Preko njega navuklo na dop
I stari cuk, zmija,
Kornjaca i vuk
Svima je nabio kamate,
Nisu vracali dug
Vise im nije bio drug,
Al' zarada je bila cista
Starci ga se odrekli
Preko Kupusovog lista
On nije mario,
Imo je love pune vrecice
Hrpu mrkvi, oko sebe
Playboy-eve zecice, po sumi djecice
Ali je poremetio tijek,
Jedan vikend kad se zeko
Navuko na crack
Um mu se pomutio,
Pa naredi da likvidiraju tri prascica
Koji mu, satro, u biznis diraju
Osim toga, jos je nes
Poslo u krivi smjer
Cinkali su ga sto nije htio
Dati speed na ler
S lisicama na sapama
Dok je krocio kroz hodnik
Znao je, druko ga je
Nitko drugi nego medo svodnik
Ref.
Tako glasi ova
Sumska prica iz davnina
Koju su mi kao malom
Pricali pokraj kamina
Preko sedam mora,
Sedam gora i sedam planina
Jos mi se vraca
K'o vjetar, djeco, tisina
Poslusajte kako glasi
Ova prica iz davnina
Koju su mi kao malom
Pricali pokraj kamina
Preko sedam mora,
Sedam gora i sedam planina
Jos mi se vraca
Ko vjetar, djeco, tisina
Zelite li saznati zasto se
Ne isplati biti zlocest
Tada pazljivo slusajte nastavak price
Kad je odgulio sest kuka
Opet je seto sumom
Pa je svratio do krcme,
Tamo se opio rumom
Kuci se vratio drumom,
Al' samo po pusku
Prica si u bradu,
Da ce medu zgaziti ko krusku
Propucat' mu njusku,
Isjec' ga ko repice
A od krzna mu napravit' zepice
Sjetio se da ga je maltretiro
Dok je bio malac
Jer je medo bio homoseksualac
Poso je do baba roge,
Da mu rijesi neke droge
Prije nego ode nekom slomit' noge
Moro je vodit' ljubav s njom,
Za dva komada bijelog
Al' su se u njenoj buksi
Vec razvalili od cijelog
Pitao se, di je medo
Al' pretpostavljo je di je
U javnoj kuci na kraju sume
Kod gospodje lije
Putem je proguto slije, usmrtio zmije
Misleci da od njega
Jos netko nesto krije
Zabrijo na agresivu,
Slusajuci pjesme dade i radio Zagija,
Maskotu Univerzijade
Medu je ubio lako,
Ne sjeca se kako,
Htio je svima ispricat'
Da je ovaj plako
Al' nazalost nije stigo,
Jer se tad u oblak vine
Sa mjesta gdje mungosi
Nisu ocistili mine
Preko potocica snjega, nasred sumskog brijega
Sad ga ima sirom,
A sve zbog loseg alter-ega
Ref.
Djeco, ucite na tudjim greskama,
A ako mislite da je tu kraj,
Grdno se varate
Ako me pitate, kako glasi poruka dana
Ne pokusavajte sve
Sto vidite s TV ekrana
Ne cinite sve lose
Sto i vasi idoli
Nemojte snimat' roditelje
Dok su u sobi goli
Stavljat' ih na net,
Da dobiju zivcani slom
Na stranicu www.shorty.com
Spavajte pravednim snom,
Ne radite sve sto vam kazu
Ne vjerujte osobama koje lazu
Ne pitajte mame
Nist' vezano za kilazu
Ni tate zasto idu
Na nudisticku plazu
Nemojte zakopat'
Bakinu zubnu protezu
Niti djeda dok spava,
Osisati na irokezu
Nije lijepo curicama viriti pod minice
Niti bacati bombe
Po skoli zbog jedinice
Do sljedeceg slusanja
Vrijeme ce nam brzo proc'
Zato ostanite dobri,
Draga djeco, laku noc

Zeka

A little rabbit runs from afar,
Covered in sweat
He runs, poor thing, thirsty, hungry,
And sighs for her
Dear children,
A new story comes from the forest
For those of you who missed
The last episode of the cartoon
It all started the moment
When the rabbit started
Listening to 50 Cent
He wanted from that day on
To become a gangster
He even put
A band-aid under his eye like Nelly
Along the way, he lifted weights and took protein
Not long after that
He robbed a couple of Ina stores
He invested money in bitches,
Drugs and hip-hop
And half the forest
Got hooked on dope because of him
And old fart, snake,
Tortoise and wolf
He charged them all interest,
They didn't pay back the debt
He was no longer their friend,
But the profit was clean
His parents disowned him
Through the Cabbage Leaf
He didn't care,
He had bags full of money
A bunch of carrots around him
Playboy bunnies, kids in the woods
But he disturbed the flow,
One weekend when the rabbit
Got hooked on crack
His mind got cloudy,
So he ordered the liquidation of three piglets
Who, supposedly, interfere with his business
Besides that, something else
Went in the wrong direction
They snitched on him because he didn't want to
Give speed for free
With handcuffs on his paws
As he walked down the hallway
He knew, he was ratted out
By no one else but the pimp bear
Ref.
This is the story
Forest tale from ancient times
That they told me as a child
By the fireplace
Across seven seas,
Seven mountains and seven hills
It still comes back to me
Like the wind, children, silence
Listen to how it goes
This story from ancient times
That they told me as a child
By the fireplace
Across seven seas,
Seven mountains and seven hills
It still comes back to me
Like the wind, children, silence
Do you want to know why it
Doesn't pay to be naughty
Then listen carefully to the rest of the story
When he served his six hooks
He walked through the forest again
So he stopped by the tavern,
There he got drunk on rum
He returned home by the road,
But only for the gun
He told himself,
That he's gonna crush the bear like a cracker
Shoot his snout,
Cut him like cabbage
And make wallets out of his fur
He remembered that he bullied him
When he was a kid
Because the bear was a homosexual
He went to Baba Roga,
To get him some drugs
Before he goes to break someone's legs
He had to make love to her,
For two pieces of white
But in her booth
They already got high on the whole thing
He wondered where the bear was
But he assumed where he is
In the brothel at the end of the forest
At Mrs. Fox's
On the way he swallowed plums, killed snakes
Thinking that someone
Is hiding something from him
He went aggressive,
Listening to songs by Dado and Radio Zagi,
The Universiade mascot
He killed the bear easily,
Doesn't remember how,
He wanted to tell everyone
That this one cried
But unfortunately he didn't make it,
Because then he stepped on a cloud vine
Where mongooses
Didn't clear the mines
Across a stream of snow, in the middle of a forest hill
Now he's everywhere,
And all because of a bad alter-ego
Ref.
Children, learn from others' mistakes,
And if you think this is the end,
You are greatly mistaken
If you ask me, what is the message of the day
Don't try everything
That you see on TV
Don't do all the bad things
That your idols do too
Don't film your parents
While they are naked in the room
Putting them online,
So they have a nervous breakdown
On the website www.shorty.com
Sleep a righteous sleep,
Don't do everything you're told
Don't trust people who lie
Don't ask your mothers
Anything related to weight
Neither father why they go
To the nude beach
Don't bury
Grandma's dentures
Neither grandpa while he sleeps,
Cut his hair into a mohawk
It's not nice to peek under girls' miniskirts
Nor to throw bombs
Around school because of an F
Until the next listening
Time will pass us by quickly
So stay good,
Dear children, good night