Bonehead

Libraries in the skip
Board the sinking ship
God save old bonehead
This week on the show
Rachel has to go
Good riddance, bonehead
Like your choice of hat
And your easy chat
Come and join my guests
Yeah you pass the test
You are a bonehead
Craning their necks
Cashing their cheques
Swabbing the deck
Down there on the wreck
Ooh way oh bonehead
Aura as white as snow
Ego all aglow
Charitable work
Jesus what a berk
I name you bonehead
Haven't thought it through
Anything will do
Polishing a turd
Shallow's not the word
The word is bonehead
Piss on the fire
Cutting the wires
Slashing the tyres
Stuck in the mire
Just natural bonehead
Missing the point
Wrecking the joint
Lord is cruel
There is a rule
Avoid the bonehead
Sentimental mist
Dewy-eyed and pissed
Lying through your teeth
For your own relief
Done for the bonehead
Cutting a zip
Sinking a ship
Cracking a whip
Not getting a grip
Love you bonehead
Coming on strong
Getting it wrong
Shouting the odds
And cursing the gods
That made you a bonehead
Have you got a woman in the bootleg harem?
Blue lip baby got a bull eye pie
Hotel room got a closet full of melons
Catapult the alligator one more time
Chuck it in a pot
Stick it in a can
Put it in the sun
Watch the motherfucker shine
Backwards and backwards
Dressed for the mirrors
Everybody knows that I'm a perfect crime
I'm a perfect crime
I'm a perfect crime
You got a wife, and then a buddy
What kind of man are you?
What kind of people are you?
Yeah, alright
Alright
Alright
Alright you
Alright you
Alright you
Alright you