Paroles et traduction Skandaali - Bileet

Bileet

Tungen sis bileisii beesis kolme bissekeissii,/
Alan iskee ekaa teinii ja otan lis friibeissii,/
Eka bitchslppi tulee minuutis ja, sit tuntuu kivulias,/
Isku nivusissa, mut toi muija on vitun kissa,/
M en vlit, tai ainakaa anna sen hirit,/
Et tl on paljo iji, jotka haluu pist mut pivilt,/
Viel m en aio hvit, vaik ne saattaa vh limi,/
Koska mul on mukan brandya, jonka pllin mun
Isoidilt,/ Sit saavutan pistee, jossa stondis iskee,/
Pistn letin kondiksee ja siirryn yht blondii iskee,/
Teen ekan liikkeen, ja etten tunnu liian kiihkeelt,/
Kerron et rakastan sit, ja lisn et sen rinnat on
Kiinteet,/ Mua tarrataan niskasta, mun takan seisoo
Valtava kasa karvaa ja lihasta, joka kaataa mun kaljat
Ja viinat ja,/ hakkaa mut pihalla, koiran talutus hihnalla,/
Ja sanoo jos haluun el, en en palaa tn iltana,/
Huukki:
*BILEET* l seivaa sun maksaas,/
*BILEET* Ja joku hakataa raflas,/
*BILEET* Pist koko paikka paskaks,/
*BILEET* Ja ulkona kytt o vastas,/
*BILEET* l seivaa sun maksaas,/
*BILEET* Ja joku hakataa raflas,/
*BILEET* Pist koko paikka paskaks,/
Pit kaataa alas litra maailman parast kipulkett,/
Nen vh jvett ja isku et se ois taas pn eess,/
Takas sisn pstess, oon taas ness,/
Khmims ja haastamas riitaa joka knteess,/
Mun oli pakko palata kyseleen muijilt saaks m halata,/
Pist jalalla koreeks, napata naisii kdest ja valssata,/
Sori, saaks m nh sun pakarat? - Ei tarvii vastata,/
M lhentelen siihen asti et lydyn kuolleit-palstalta,/
Meen kusee nurkkii tai jonku mutsin kukkapurkkii,/
Ja ilman lupaa kurkkii ku kaikkei rumin lutka nussii,/
Liimaan purkal foliopaloi mikroaaltouunii,/
Sdn ajaks kaks tuntii, ja yritn pit suun kii,/
Lastenhuonees toimin, pilaan tussil tapetoinnin,/
Riisun barbit ja asettelen nussimisasentoihin,/
Pistn Kenin menee poikii, siirryn muihin tavaroihi,/
Etin mis on takaovi ja kaadan bensaa lakanoihi,/
Huukki
Alan fiilistell lakanoit jollain sytyttimentyyppisell,/
Ja koska nytn syylliselt, lydyn kyttikselt,/
Ne kysyy Teets en nin? M vastaan: - Viel nelikymppisen,/
Oon ollu tl enemmn ku himas, en pelk kyttii
En!/
Sori mul on kiireit, pitis pst jatkaa bileit,/
Jos pisttte mut putkaa, pitk n bisset viilein,/
Hei lk olko kireit, lk lukitko sittenk,/
M lupaan kyttytyy hyvin, ja menn kiltisti bilett,/
Mun illat on yleens kplintii ja yleist printii,/
Kylss hirikintii ja typer hsskintii,/
Syytteit ja krjintii, juon tolut, sit vikat binitki,/
Ambulanssin takii vierailu on usein pikavisiitti,/
Ennen ku ilo irtoo, tarvitaa vhint verensiirtoo,/
Ja bileitte jlkee menee ainaki viikko siihe et virkoo,/
Se on bailaamaa ja sairaalaa, ja sama tahti jatkuu,/
Jos mul on hoitolaskun jlkee varaa taksimaksuun,/
Tuplahuukki

Party

My tongue is full of booze, three beers in a row,
I'm hitting on the first girl I see and taking a free shot,
The first shot comes in a minute and then it feels painful,
A blow to the groin, but this chick is a damn cat,
I don't care, or at least I don't let it bother me,
There are a lot of guys who want to put me on the streets,
But I'm not going to back down, even though they might try to hold me back,
Because I have brandy with me, which I'm gonna pour down my
Big one, then I'll reach the point where the hit will come in,
I'll put the girl in line and move on to hit another blonde,
I'll make the first move, and try not to seem too eager,
I'll tell her I love her and add that her tits are
Firm, I'm grabbed by the neck, behind me stands
A huge pile of fur and flesh that spills my beer
And booze and, he beats me up outside with the dog leash,
And says if I want to live, I'm not coming back tonight,
He yells:
*PARTY* will stay in your liver,
*PARTY* And someone will beat you up in the bar,
*PARTY* Will mess up the whole place,
*PARTY* And the cops will be waiting outside,
*PARTY* will stay in your liver,
*PARTY* And someone will beat you up in the bar,
*PARTY* Will mess up the whole place,
You have to down a liter of the world's best painkiller,
The pain will leave and another blow will be on the front,
Back inside, I'm myself again,
Kissing and challenging everyone to a fight,
I had to go back and ask the girls if I could hug them,
I'll put on a good show, grab girls by the hand and waltz,
Sorry, can I see your butt? - No need to answer,
I'll keep flirting until I get beaten up in the dead-pool,
I'll go pee in the corner or someone's mom's flower pot,
And without permission I'll peek in on the ugliest slut screwing,
I'll stick a few pieces of foil on the microwave,
For two hours, and try to keep my mouth shut,
I'll work in the nursery, ruin the crayon drawings on the walls,
I'll strip the Barbies and put them in sexual positions,
I'll make Ken go with the boys, move on to other things,
I'll find the back door and pour gasoline on the drapes,
He yells
I'll start getting into the drapes with some kind of lighter,
And because now I feel guilty, I'll get caught by the cops,
They ask: "Are you doing this?" I answer: - "I'm still forty,"
I've been more than a thug, I don't fear the cops
No!
Sorry, I'm busy, I gotta go on partying,
If you put me in jail, I'll keep partying cold,
Hey, don't be so harsh, don't lock me up then,
I promise I'll behave, and we'll go party peacefully,
My nights are usually crazy and full of general print,
Sometimes I get annoyed and act stupid,
Accusations and fights, I drink everything, then the last bin too,
An ambulance visit is often a quick one,
Before I can have some fun, I need at least a blood transfusion,
And after the party, it takes at least a week to recover,
It's party and hospital, and it keeps going like that,
If after the hospital bill I have money for a taxi,
He yells again