Paroles et traduction Sonora Ponceña - El Menú

El Menú

A lo tuyo le falta sason.
Para ser buen cocinero, no hace falta universidad.

Si eso es lo que hay conmigo no, conmigo si que no.
A mi me gusta la vianda con bacalao (bis).

Ve y dile al fulano aquel, el que te dio esa receta.
Que conmigo no se meta, porque no se va a poder.
Yo vine de las esquinas, pero aproveche el momento.
Y llegue hasta monte adentro, y allí empezó tu tormento.

Afinando mí tambo, con brazas de fuego ardiente.
No confundas a la gente.
El rey de la selva es el león.
Tú no asustas ni a un ratón, ponte a un espejo de frente.
Y recuerda claramente, aquella gran ocasión.
En la famosa región, a ti te dieron el candado.
Pero yo me había ganado, del son montuno la llave.
Y de mi libro de receta, aquí te traigo el menú.

El Pescao se sirve con mojito.
La vianda con bacalao.

El mofongo con carne frita.
Y el chicharrón con helao.
Oye!
Nuestro arroz con habichuelas, lleva una carne guisada.
Y si queda eliminada, se le pierde la sazón.
Por eso en esta ocasión, lo siento pero disculpa.
Porque si eso es lo que hay, nana ni na!
A mi no me gusta.

Si eso es lo que hay conmigo no.
Si eso es lo que hay conmigo no.
No me dejes salserito.
Atención el bufete ya esta servido.
De mi libro de recetas, toditos han aprendido.
Lo tuyo no tiene sabor, ahí yo te lo digo.
Panparan!
1: que tú no puedes conmigo
Y para mejor sabor.
La pimienta de Chica.
Al natural y sin preservativos.

2: Eres cucarachita, cucarachón.

3: Cámbiame el menú, que no me gusta, que no me gusta.
3: cámbiame el menú, que no me gusta.

4: Cámbiame el menú.

5: Tu menú no me convence, pa que te cuento.
Le hace falta bacalao.

Tu menú no me convence, no, no hay quien le meta el diente.
5: No seguiste las instrucciones bien.
Por eso se te ha amogollao.

5: Nuestro arroz con habichuela, Lleva una carne guisa.
Y la vianda, bacalao.

Eso es lo que le hizo falta a tu menú.

6: Le hace falta bacalao.
A tu plato le hizo falta salsa y sabor.
6: Esa combinación no sabe a na.
Siempre fue inventao.
6: Cortaste la vianda con tu muchimitaota.
Y el arroz te quedo amogollao.
6: Ahora no me venga con los tres mofongos.
Porque están salao,

3: Cámbiame el menú, que no me gusta, que no me gusta.
3cámbiame el menú.

The Menu

Your cooking lacks seasoning.
To be a good cook, you don't need a university degree.

If that's what you've got, not with me, no way.
I like my vianda with codfish (repeat).

Go tell that guy, the one who gave you that recipe,
Not to mess with me, because he won't be able to.
I came from the streets, but I seized the moment,
And I reached deep into the mountains, and that's where your torment began.

Tuning my drum, with embers of burning fire.
Don't confuse the people.
The king of the jungle is the lion.
You wouldn't scare even a mouse, look at yourself in the mirror.
And remember clearly, that great occasion.
In the famous region, they gave you the padlock.
But I had earned the key to the son montuno.
And from my recipe book, here's the menu for you.

The fish is served with mojito.
The vianda with codfish.

The mofongo with fried meat.
And the chicharrón with ice cream.
Listen!
Our rice with beans, has stewed meat.
And if it's eliminated, it loses its flavor.
So on this occasion, I'm sorry but excuse me.
Because if that's what there is, nana ni na!
I don't like it.

If that's what you've got, not with me.
If that's what you've got, not with me.
Don't leave me hanging, little salsa dancer.
Attention, the buffet is now served.
From my recipe book, everyone has learned.
Yours has no flavor, I'm telling you.
Panparan!
1: You can't handle me.
And for better flavor,
Chica's pepper.
Natural and without preservatives.

2: You're a little cockroach, a big cockroach.

3: Change the menu, I don't like it, I don't like it.
3: Change the menu, I don't like it.

4: Change the menu.

5: Your menu doesn't convince me, why should I tell you.
It needs codfish.

Your menu doesn't convince me, no, no one can sink their teeth into it.
5: You didn't follow the instructions correctly.
That's why it's mushy.

5: Our rice with beans, has stewed meat.
And the vianda, codfish.

That's what your menu was missing.

6: It needs codfish.
Your dish lacked sauce and flavor.
6: That combination doesn't taste like anything.
It was always made up.
6: You cut the vianda with your dull machete.
And the rice turned out mushy.
6: Now don't come to me with the three mofongos.
Because they're salty,

3: Change the menu, I don't like it, I don't like it.
3: Change the menu.