Paroles et traduction Sébastien Patoche - Tu l'as vu?

Tu l'as vu?

Allez Musique!
Ah quel panard!
On va se marrer!
C′est une question que j'adore poser
Ca Marche toujours, c′est à s'en tamponner
Les oreilles avec des charentaises
Tellement fandard que j'en tombe de ma chaise
C′est cent pour cent de réussite garantie,
A table, dans la rue, ou chez des amis
C′est à placer entre le plat et le dessert
C'est à s′en rouler par terre
Ah tu l'as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l′as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l'as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l′as vu mon cul sur la commode.
Suffit que j'en jette un derrière la cravate
Et je peux plus m'en empêcher ça m′éclate
Je sais que c′est pas bien mais j'en ai rien à foutre,
Même si il y a des culs serrés que ça outre
Une fois je l′ai même faite à mon banquier,
Il m'a fait sortir par la sécurité
C′est plus fort que moi, putain ça me démange,
Quitte à me manger une salade de phalanges
Ah tu l'as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l′as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l'as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l'as vu mon cul sur la commode.
Allez tous ensemble!
Ah tu l′as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l′as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l'as vu? Mais qui? Mon Cul!
Ah tu l′as vu mon cul sur la commode.

Have you seen it?

Come on Music!
Oh what a blast!
We're gonna have some fun!
It′s a question I love to ask
It always works, it's a pushover
Ears with slippers
So funny that I fall off my chair
It's a hundred percent guaranteed success,
At the table, in the street, or with friends
It's to be placed between the main course and the dessert
It's to roll on the floor
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen my ass on the dresser?
Just let me throw one out behind the tie
And I can't help it anymore, it cracks me up
I know it's not right but I don't care,
Even if there are tight asses that it upsets
Once I even did it to my banker,
He made me leave by security
It's stronger than me, damn it makes me itch,
Even if I have to eat a salad of knuckles
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen my ass on the dresser?
Come on, all together!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen it? Who? My ass!
Oh, have you seen my ass on the dresser?