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LGBT (Let’s Get Bread Today)

LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)
兩條法國麵包 放喺我隻手指尾
以前好撚窮 我好撚自卑
依家我哋排第一 你哋全部排第尾

唔鍾意我揾麵包 所以佢哋笑我係 gay
佢哋講得啱 因為我係麵包機
屌完你條女 我第二朝就要飛
LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)

今朝起身 刷牙洗面
落樓下叫碗沙嗲牛米線
同麵包神祈禱 睇嚇佢有咩啟示
你依家經歷緊 hustler 嘅體驗

大佬打嚟問我 今日有咩搞
我覆佢精神話 今日揾麵包
切舊可樂磚頭 揾啲梳打粉發酵
差佬想搞我 但我唔會同佢進行性交

每日揾麵包 叫我麵包超人
日日好撚忙 我哋唔係 chill 緊
望嚇我隻撈 叫我麵包錶人
屌得太多商機 搞到我條蕉痕 yeah

LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)
兩條法國麵包 放喺我隻手指尾
以前好撚窮 我好撚自卑
依家我哋排第一 你哋全部排第尾

唔鍾意我揾麵包 所以佢哋笑我係 gay
佢哋講得啱 因為我係麵包機
屌完你條女 我第二朝就要飛
LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)

兄弟 精神
今日揾麵包係應份
堅持不懈 唔怕失敗
面臨破產都揾到有嘢買

押咗我層樓 走咗去同遊學修
FTX 到買咗十隻 NFT 馬嬲
升咗八倍 開心到跳唔停
點知第朝起身 冧價冧到變咗零

輸咗幾百萬 決定去長洲燒碳
點知打大風 搞到架新渡輪吹反
以為終於可以喺維港安樂浸死
突然間諗到條橋東山再起

押埋我隻鏢 炒咗我個會計
將啲港紙轉曬巴基斯坦幣
巴基斯坦破咗產 我決定出櫃
Brazzers下海 塞兩條奔周落個胃 喂

LGBT 我係 LGBT
條女知我企街做過咩 我就 gg
同啊洗米華 走咗去澳門玩嚇 he-he
唔係玩奔周 he-he 係隻竉物獅子

唔係變性人 但係我鍾意搽胭脂
敵黨笑我係 gay 因為我成身著哂 CC
三卡鑽石耳環釘係每隻耳仔邊邊
唔鍾意我揾麵包 可以舐吓我粒姩姩

紮起我隻辮辮 左手揸粒睪丸
右手揸碌銀紙 度下佢嘅粗短
LGBT 沒對麵包抱怨
膝頭哥末勞損 喉嚨末被插穿

LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)
兩條法國麵包 放喺我隻手指尾
以前好撚窮 我好撚自卑
依家我哋排第一 你哋全部排第尾

唔鍾意我揾麵包 所以佢哋笑我係 gay
佢哋講得啱 因為我係麵包機
屌完你條女 我第二朝就要飛
LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)

Yeah, show tickets
Show tickets 你買咗幾多飛啊
額 800 不是不是
額 不是不是
呢度净係可以買 600 飛嘅嗻
就可以借埋咗 600 張飛
買到600飛買得塊鏡
噉你使麼參加呢個比賽呀 先生

LGBT (Let’s Get Bread Today)

LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)
Two baguettes on my pinky finger
Used to be so broke, so insecure
Now we're number one, y'all are at the rear

They don't like me getting bread, so they call me gay
They're right, 'cause I'm a bread machine, babe
After I've had you, girl, I gotta fly the next morning
LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)

Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, washed my face
Went downstairs, ordered a bowl of satay beef noodles
Prayed to the Bread God, see what he reveals
You're experiencing the hustler's life right now, sweetheart

The boss called, asked me what's up today
I told him I'm focused, getting bread all day
Cutting a brick of coke, adding some baking soda to make it rise
Cops wanna mess with me, but I won't have sex with them, no lies

Getting bread every day, call me Breadman
So busy every day, we ain't chilling, understand?
Look at my Rolex, call me Bread Watch Man
Too many business opportunities, making my banana itch, yeah

LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)
Two baguettes on my pinky finger
Used to be so broke, so insecure
Now we're number one, y'all are at the rear

They don't like me getting bread, so they call me gay
They're right, 'cause I'm a bread machine, babe
After I've had you, girl, I gotta fly the next morning
LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)

Brother, stay focused
Getting bread today is a must
Persistence is key, don't fear failure
Even facing bankruptcy, I'll find something to acquire

Mortgaged my apartment, went to travel with Youxuexiu
Bought ten NFT monkeys on FTX, it's true
Went up eight times, I was jumping with glee
Woke up the next morning, the price crashed to zero, you see

Lost millions, decided to barbecue in Cheung Chau
But the strong wind capsized the new ferry, how?
Thought I could finally drown peacefully in Victoria Harbour
Suddenly, an idea struck, a chance for a new chapter

Pawned my watch, fired my accountant
Converted all my Hong Kong dollars to Pakistani rupees, no doubt
Pakistan went bankrupt, I decided to come out
Started on Brazzers, shoved two dildos down my throat, shout!

LGBT, I'm LGBT
If my girl finds out what I did on the streets, I'm done, you see
Went to Macau with Alvin Chau, had some he-he fun
Not with dildos, he-he, but with his pet lion, hun

Not a trans woman, but I like wearing blush, that's right
Rivals call me gay 'cause I'm dressed in Chanel, day and night
Three-carat diamond earrings on each earlobe, so bright
If you don't like me getting bread, you can lick my balls, alright?

Tied up my braid, holding a testicle in my left hand
Holding a banknote in my right, measuring its length and span
LGBT, no complaints about the bread I've earned
My knees aren't worn out, my throat hasn't been pierced and burned

LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)
Two baguettes on my pinky finger
Used to be so broke, so insecure
Now we're number one, y'all are at the rear

They don't like me getting bread, so they call me gay
They're right, 'cause I'm a bread machine, babe
After I've had you, girl, I gotta fly the next morning
LGBT (Let's Get Bread Today)

Yeah, show tickets
Show tickets, how many tickets did you buy?
Uh, 800, no no
Uh, no no
You can only buy 600 tickets here
So 600 tickets have been sold out
Buying 600 tickets gets you a mirror
So why are you participating in this contest, sir?