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地平 Flat Earth

我有證據地球係平
屌 我要講幾多次你先明
地球係平 地球係平
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
地球係平 地球係平
點解個地球 唔叫做地平?

呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
唔好比政府 狸埋個現實 (地球係平)

我哋嘅屋企就叫做地平
地球係圓嘅 機會係零
如果個地球係圓
點解個海裏頭仲會有船?

屌你老母
點解人類可以咁撚冇腦?
唔該唔好淨係隊咁多草
打開第三眼睇下好唔好

政府同我講嘅大話真係離晒譜
水平線個彎位去咗邊我睇唔到
太空人係架太空船度影緊相
全部都係美國政府喺度做緊樣

你班仆街唔該用下你啲常識
所有科學家都要撼頭埋個牆壁
如果地球係圓點解我哋唔識飛
一野跳去澳洲我就唔洗搭飛機

我有證據地球係平
屌 我要講幾多次你先明
地球係平 地球係平
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
地球係平 地球係平
點解個地球 唔叫做地平?

呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
唔好比政府 狸埋個現實 (地球係平)

冇得救
人類真係冇得救
比圓地球嘅大話充滿佢個頭
你哋咁撚蠢 根本唔識敵人

因為所有地產佬都係蜥蜴人
佢哋用呢個大話 嚟搵藉口抬高地價
話香港冇晒平地比啲平民霸
之後加你租 加到你哋冇晒錢

等到月尾嗰陣 再屌你屎忽屌到生滿哂癬
蜥蝪基佬控制呢個世界
佢要將所有人類全部契哂
冇得救 你哋真係冇得救

如果個地球係圓
點解澳洲沖廁冇水飛落個頭

水星 金星 火星 天王星 海王星 木星 土星 冥王星
名入面都有個星 除咗地球唔係叫做地星
明明係平 屌你點解叫佢地球
美國航天局既陰謀流過地溝油

Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, Nasa 那裏頭都是人渣
地平係我哋既家 你完全無資格去老屈他
你唔夠班 去教我點樣撈
聯合國都知道地平嘅中心係 north pole
你哋班科學家 全部唔撚得
吸晒上我 UFO 裡頭度 give me succ

你啲導彈唔會炸到我架太空 船
彈道計到錯曬因為地球唔係圓
Ree!

我有證據地球係平
屌 我要講幾多次你先明
地球係平 地球係平
地球係球體 嘅機會係零
地球係平 地球係平
點解個地球 唔叫做地平?

呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
呢個係事實 呢個係事實 (地球係平)
唔好比政府 狸埋個現實 (地球係平)

Flat Earth

I have proof the Earth is flat, baby.
Damn, how many times do I have to tell you?
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat.
The chance of it being a sphere is zero.
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat.
Why isn't it called the Flat Earth?

This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
Don't let the government hide the reality (The Earth is flat)

Our home is called Flat Earth.
The chance of the Earth being round is zero.
If the Earth were round,
how could there still be ships in the sea?

Fuck,
how can humanity be so damn brainless?
Please stop smoking so much weed,
and open your third eye, will ya?

The lies the government tells me are outrageous.
I can't see the curve of the horizon.
Astronauts are taking pictures in spaceships.
It's all the US government putting on a show.

You bastards, please use your common sense.
All scientists should bang their heads against the wall.
If the Earth is round, why can't we fly?
I could jump to Australia without taking a plane.

I have proof the Earth is flat, darling.
Damn, how many times do I have to tell you?
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat.
The chance of it being a sphere is zero.
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat.
Why isn't it called the Flat Earth?

This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
Don't let the government hide the reality (The Earth is flat)

Hopeless.
Humanity is truly hopeless.
Their heads are filled with the round Earth lie.
You're all so stupid, you don't even know the enemy.

Because all real estate agents are lizard people.
They use this lie as an excuse to raise land prices.
Saying there's no more flat land for the commoners.
Then they raise your rent until you're broke.

And at the end of the month, they fuck your ass raw.
Lizard fags control this world.
They want to enslave all of humanity.
Hopeless, you're all truly hopeless.

If the Earth were round,
why doesn't the water fly up when you flush the toilet in Australia?

Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto
They all have "star" in their names, except Earth isn't called Earth Star.
It's clearly flat, damn it, why call it Earth?
NASA's conspiracy is more polluted than gutter oil.

Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, Nasa, they're all scum.
Flat Earth is our home, you have no right to slander it.
You're not qualified to teach me anything.
The UN knows the center of Flat Earth is the north pole.
You scientists are all useless.
Get sucked into my UFO and give me succ.

Your missiles won't hit my spaceship.
Your trajectory calculations are all wrong because the Earth isn't round.
Ree!

I have proof the Earth is flat, sweetheart.
Damn, how many times do I have to tell you?
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat.
The chance of it being a sphere is zero.
The Earth is flat, the Earth is flat.
Why isn't it called the Flat Earth?

This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
This is a fact, this is a fact (The Earth is flat)
Don't let the government hide the reality (The Earth is flat)