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Serieskandalen

I got a story to tell
Yo yo
Nu gr det ganska snabbt
S hr r det:
Oss superhjltar emellan blir det ibland problem
Men det hnder ganska sllan
Och det hr var storsmllan
Fr Hulken ringer mej mitt i natten helt grtfrdig
Yo Timbuk, det har hnt nt frfrligt
Tydligen hade Tintin lmnat kapten Haddock
Fr Acke hade sett honom ha en trekant i en hammock
Med Gnutten och Bobo som hade gjort vrsta ltet
Dupont han hade filmat och lagt ut det p ntet
I samma veva visade det sej att Bamse var scientolog
Pelefant hade hrt det fr dom har samma psykolog
S Gammelsmurfen flippa och ringde Arne Anka
Som stack tanka
Nu var smurfarna helt panka
Gargamel sg tillfllet rva bort Smurfelina
Proppa henne me E behandla henne som en slyna
Lderlappen blev ju givetvis lack
Gav helt upp bovjakt brjade slja ful tjack
Fljdaktligen blev Spindelmannen helt stressad
Pressade Fin. Fiffi blev helt lemlst
Stlmannen var slutfestad
Gtt p fr mnga av Snobbens fester
S han Lille Fridolf drog p sexsemester
Med X-men som gster
D blev Socker Conny grn av avund
Putta ner .jveln i en avgrund
Fantomen blev knckt fr det var hans bsta kram
Han Devil kallsvettades hela nsta dan.
Men Bjrnligan rddade
Kom med vrsta syran mitt i yran
Trffade dom fantastiska fyran
Dom gick ls
Efterfesta hos familjen Hedenhs
Och tydligen var Hagbard helt skandals
Dagobert Duffy Duck var dopade
Och Knattarna hade erknt att dom var periodare
S Farbror Kalle hotade med sjlvmord
S Modesty Blaise hjde stmningen strippade p ett barbord
Grna Lyktan blev s kt att han tafsade p Hiawatha
S Rocky fick sl honom med en flaska
Som om det inte rckte hade DareDevil spetsat spenaten
S nr Karl-Alfred testa blev han helt upphetsad

Series Scandal

Babe, I have a wild story to tell
Yo yo
Things are about to get crazy
Here's the lowdown:
Sometimes, us superheroes have our differences
But it's pretty rare
And this was a major explosion
The Hulk calls me in the middle of the night, devastated
Yo Timbuk, something terrible has happened
Apparently, Tintin left Captain Haddock
Because Acke saw him in a threesome in a hammock
With Smurfette and Bobo, who made the hottest tape
Dupont filmed it and posted it online
Around the same time, it turned out that Bamse was a Scientologist
The elephant heard it from their shared psychologist
So Papa Smurf freaked out and called Donald Duck
Who went quackers
Now the Smurfs were totally broke
Gargamel seized the opportunity to steal Smurfette
Pumped her with E and treated her like a harlot
Papa Smurf was furious, of course
Gave up on catching bad guys and started selling fake dope
Naturally, Spider-Man got stressed out
Pressured Fin. Fiffi was completely crippled
Superman was wasted
Partied too hard at too many of Snoopy's bashes
So Little Orphan Annie went on a sex holiday
With the X-Men as guests
That made Candy Kane green with envy
Pushed the jerk into an abyss
The Phantom was heartbroken because it was his best friend
Daredevil was sweating bullets the next day.
But the Berenstain Bears saved the day
Showed up with the strongest acid at the height of the madness
Met the Fantastic Four
They got loose
After-party at the Hedenhös' house
And apparently, Hagbard was totally scandalous
Scrooge McDuck was high
And the nephews had admitted to being alcoholics
So Uncle Scrooge threatened suicide
Then Modesty Blaise lightened the mood by stripping on a bar table
Green Lantern got so excited that he groped Hiawatha
So Rocky had to knock him out with a bottle
As if that wasn't enough, DareDevil had spiked the spinach
So when Alfred E. Neuman tried it, he got really horny