Paroles et traduction Shu-bi-dua - Rap Jul

Rap Jul

Se julen fra en ands synspunkt
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
Den er sgu ikke særlig skæg
Bare ned med svesken, og op på disken
Så har jeg lagt mit sidste æg
Alle går og får en lille fjer på
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
Mens jeg bli'r rippet for hvert dun!
Jeg kan ikke forstå, at I kan
(Aaah-aaah)
Jeg ku' aldrig plukke en and!
Tænk, hvis alle gik og tog på dig
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
Og sagd' at du var skind og ben
Og de tykke koner, si'r 30 kroner
Er alt for meg't for sådan én!
Jeg ender nok i brædepanden
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
Lig'som min mor, hun gjord' i fjor!
Jeg kan ikke forstår, at I kan
(Aaah-aaah)
Jeg ku' aldrig stege en and!
Jeg drømmer om en rap jul
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
Med andemad, og hva' ve' jeg?
I sku' tag' og spise
Lidt flere grise
- Der' intet så skønt som flæskesteg!
Jeg vil hygge mig med gode venner!
Og spille andespil og dam!
Det' mit ønske, du rare julemand
(Aaah-aaah)
Kærlig hilsen fra Anders And!
(Fra Anders And)

Duckmas

Imagine Christmas from a duck's perspective
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
It's really not that fun
Just down with the plum, and up on the counter
Then I've laid my last egg
Everyone gets a little uptight
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
While I'm being ripped off for every feather!
I can't understand how you can
(Aaah-aaah)
I could never pluck a duck!
Imagine if everyone walked around touching you
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
And said you were skin and bones
And the fat women say 30 kroner
Is way too much for one like you!
I'll probably end up in a frying pan
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
Just like my mother did last year!
I can't understand how you can
(Aaah-aaah)
I could never roast a duck!
I dream of a duckmas
(UUUh-aaah-uuuh)
With duckweed, and what do I know?
You should try eating
A few more pigs
- There's nothing as lovely as roast pork!
I want to have fun with good friends!
And play duck games and checkers!
That's my wish, you dear Santa
(Aaah-aaah)
Affectionate greetings from Donald Duck!
(From Donald Duck)