Paroles et traduction Vico C - Viernes 13 Part 2

Viernes 13 Part 2

OUOU
Jeison is back!!
Despues de que Jeison fue electrocutado
El joseph cafe's se quedaron pasmados
El guardia aquel que habia salido pato
Le dijo:
Te mueves o te hare yo como un pato.
Ataron el cuerpo de Jeison con cadenas
Y tanto mayores como nenes y nenas
Oyeronn que el deciia bn suavemente:
YA NOZ VEREMOS ASI Q PENDIENTES
Yo regrese corriendo a su guarida
Y desamarre a DJ NEGRO enseguida
Pregunte q si Jeison le habia hecho daño
Y lo unico q dijo fue:
YO QUIERO IR PAL BAÑO
Pasaron dos años de ese viernes horrible
Mi mente recordaba esa noche terrible
Llego el dia de mi esperada boda
Q si fueron personas fueron todas
Casi declarados marido y mujer
El cura hizo lo q tenia q hacer
Pregunto q quien estaba encontra el matrimonio
Cuando una voz dijo:
YO TANTI DEMONIO!!
Todos miraron a la silla de atrás
Arrancaron a cien millas y
Se fueron en paz
El cura repetia:
OH SANTA CLARA ERA VIENES 13
Y NO ME ACORDABA
Cojí a mi novia la cargue en mis brazos
Salí de la iglesia en dos o tres pasos
Y yo sin darme cuenta
Me monte en un toyota
Y Jeison ya estaba trepado en la capota
Le dí gasolina lo puse en segunda
Y Jeison me decia.
AGREO EN SEGUNDA
Abrí la puerta empece a correr
Mi pantalón alquilado se me quería caer
Nos fuimos al muelle nos colamos en un barco
Nuca imagine que fuera un viaje tan largo
Le pregunte a una niña simpática y dijo:
ESTE BARCO VA PARA ÁFRICA.
No lo creía, loco me iba a volver
Iba para África y solo fue el correr
El crucero ya casi estaba llegando
Y ya los monos se oían chillando
Fuimos a la selva buscando alimento
Ya muy cansado en el fango me siento
Cuando escucha una voz que dice con emoción:
Aquí es que vive mi hermanita Rincón.!!
Empujamos un tronco y flotamos en el río
Mi novia se tentaba y temblaba de frío
Jeison nos siguió nadando de espalda
Y hasta de los cocodrilos se salva
Ya en la orilla me sentía cansado
Cuando siento una flecha
Que me pasa por el lado
Miré hacia atrás y una tribu nos seguía
Y mi novia enojada corriendo me decía:
Tu iré a recorre viernes 13
Sabiendo que a la boda
Iba a ir el tipo ese
Tenemos una tribu persiguiéndonos
Ya!! gansada de meterte una bofetada
Logramos escapar entre lo oscuro de la selva
Mi novia se sentía un poquito enferma
No sabia ya como salir de este lío
Cuando veo a Tarzan que esta al ladito mio
: YO ALQUILAR CASETAS DE PAJA
TRAER TU MUJER YO HACERTE REBAJA
TENER UNA GRANDE
DE LUNA DE MIEL
PUES ESPERECE
QUE YO ME VOY TAMBIÉN
Tarzan suplicó que no peliaramos mas
Que nos hiciéramos amigos y
Brindara la paz
Imagínese yo sin pensar lo acepte
Y Jeison acepta por primera vez
Al llegar a la caseta
Que alquilaba Tarzan
Mezcle un poco con un hongo
Y me hizo un flan
Cuando fui a visitar
La mujer que allí reinaba
No creí lo que mis ojos allí observaban
La esposa de Tarzan no se llamaba Jane
Y usaba un taparrabo de los bien prendes
Y el nombre de ella en verdad me fastidia
Pues aunque no lo crea se llamaba Ca-tiria
Vino donde vi y dijo:
VEA TOCA MUCHO
Nonono no invente que ya e sufrido mucho
Corrí al aeropuerto me cole en un avión
Me sentí un poco libre y me dio la emoción
Deje a Ca-tiria y a Jeison en África
Haciendo un plan usando mi estática
En unas horas llegue a mi hogar
Y mi boda como quiera la iba a celebrar
Todos regresamos contentos a la iglesia
Gente que me odia y gente que me aprecia
Dijeron presente en mi día especial
Y el acto estaba punto de comenzar
Mi novia y yo juntos nos emocionamos
El uno al otro los anillos cambiamos
El cura al casi terminar de leer
LOS DECLARO MARIDO Y MUJER
JAJAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJAJAJA
JAJAJA

Viernes 13 Part 2

OUOU
Jeison is back!!
After Jeison was electrocuted
The Joseph's Cafe was stunned
The guard who had come out duck
He told her:
You move or I'll make you look like a duck.
They tied Jeison's body with chains
And both older and boys and girls
They heard that he said bn gently:
NOW WE WILL SEE SO Q PENDING
I ran back to his lair
And I'll unfasten DJ NEGRO right away
Ask if Jeison had hurt you
And the only thing q said was:
I WANT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Two years have passed since that horrible Friday
My mind was remembering that terrible night
The day of my long-awaited wedding is coming
Q If they were people they were all
Almost declared husband and wife
The priest did what he had to do
I ask who was finding the marriage
When a voice said:
I'M SUCH A DEMON!!
Everyone looked at the back chair
They started a hundred miles away and
They left in peace
The priest repeats:
OH SANTA CLARA WAS YOU COME 13
AND I DIDN'T REMEMBER
I caught my girlfriend I carried her in my arms
I left the church in two or three steps
And I without realizing it
I ride in a Toyota
And Jeison was already climbing on the hood
I gave him gas I put him in second
And Jeison was telling me.
I AGREE IN THE SECOND
I opened the door I started to run
My rented pants wanted to fall off
We went to the dock we snuck on a boat
I never imagined it would be such a long journey
I asked a nice girl and she said:
THIS SHIP IS GOING TO AFRICA.
I didn't think so, crazy was going to make me
I was going to Africa and it was just the running
The cruise was almost coming
And already the monkeys could be heard screeching
We went to the jungle looking for food
Already very tired in the mud I feel
When you hear a voice that says with emotion:
This is where my little sister Rincón lives.!!
We push a log and float in the river
My girlfriend was tempted and shivering with cold
Jeison followed us swimming on her back
And even from the crocodiles he is saved
Already on the shore I felt tired
When I feel an arrow
What's happening to me on the side
I looked back and a tribe was following us
And my angry girlfriend running was telling me:
I will come to visit Friday the 13th
Knowing that at the wedding
This guy was going to go
We have a tribe chasing us
Already!! i hate to slap you in the face
We managed to escape among the dark of the jungle
My girlfriend was feeling a little sick
I didn't know how to get out of this mess anymore
When I see Tarzan who is next to me
: I RENT STRAW HUTS
BRING YOUR WIFE I MAKE YOU DOWNGRADE
HAVING A BIG
ON HONEYMOON
WELL, WAIT.
THAT I'M LEAVING TOO
Tarzan begged us not to fight anymore
That we would become friends and
Will bring peace
Imagine me without thinking accept it
And Jeison accepts for the first time
When arriving at the booth
Who rented Tarzan
Mix a little with a mushroom
And he made me a flan
When I went to visit
The woman who reigned there
I did not believe what my eyes there observed
Tarzan's wife wasn't named Jane
And he was wearing a loincloth of the well-turned
And her name really pisses me off
Well believe it or not it was called Ca-tiria
He came where I saw and said:
SEE PLAYS A LOT
Don't make up the fact that you've already suffered a lot
I ran to the airport I got on a plane
I felt a little free and it gave me the thrill
I left Syria and Jeison in Africa
Making a plan using my static
In a few hours I arrived at my home
And I was going to celebrate my wedding any way I wanted
We all returned to the church happy
People who hate me and people who appreciate me
They said present on my special day
And the act was about to begin
My girlfriend and I got excited together
To each other the rings we change
The priest almost finished reading
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE
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