Paroles et traduction Vojko V - Zovi Čovika

Zovi Čovika

Šetam se po kući u boksama i šlapama
Glava mi je ćelava, drobina mi dlakava
Pušim mali cvit da me nebi sjebalo
Slušam ovaj beat i repam pred ogledalom

Slušaj ritam, sedam-osam metrika
Ovakav rap nema Europa ni Amerika
Tafa tefe tafa te, ravno iz kajdanke
Shareaš sliku s ditetom maci odma hideam te
Jer sam Grinch i ne silazim iz jazbine
Dobia si dite, neću doć na babine
Vojko je Gotovina, živim u svom điru
Pusti me na miru da berem svoje masline

Na desktopu imam svoje wavove
Dođemo u Beograd, idemo na splavove
Dođemo u Zagreb, napunimo tvornicu
Svršim bez kondoma i napunim ti rodnicu
Jer sam ljepši kad sam na plakatu
Jer sam lipši kad lipe mi procvatu
A kad mi cvatu kune sam totalni ljepotan
Svi se lijepe za mene jer sam lijep i zgodan

Za lažnoguze ljude imam deset radara
Oko sebe skupljam luđake poput Malnara
Dječaci i kiša, to su nakaze
Život nam je igra ka kamen, papir, makaze
Split je zoološki, ljudi su životinje
Likovi su bikovi, spikijada počinje
Skupljaju se pare da se zove čovika
Ako nema para, svejedno sad nazovi ga

Zovi čovika
Kojeg čovika?
Ne znam, samo zovi ga
Maci vadi mobitel, odmah zovi čovika

Zovi čovika
Kojeg čovika?
Ne znam, samo zovi ga
Maci vadi mobitel, odmah zovi čovika

Jedino šta Đoka zna to je dimit se
Jedino šta mudante znaju to je skinit se
Jedino šta oko zna je gledat sisice
Jedino šta ja znam je recitirat kitice
Na taj način zarađujem te pineze
Otiđem u Dublin, u pubu pijem Guinnesse
Otiđem u Medulin, ne pijem medicu
Otiđem u Hodžića, naručim dvaspeticu

Onda rutnem i pustim gadni smrad
Kupam se na Marjanu, tučem gadni hlad
Biti hladni gad solucija je jedina
Vojko nije plaka kad umrla je Bepina

Pa kažu da hladan sam i bezdušan
Pravim se da slušam šta pričaš ali ne slušam
Previše sam (umišljen) da bi sluša (ikoga)
Zoveš moju glavu al doma nema nikoga

Mrzim svakoga, mrzim Kaštel Sućurac
Reci digi digi di poslat ću te u kurac
Dica oće samo da krek kuću repam
A ja bi tia kuću ka Saša iz TBF-a
Ali firma od dječaka samo niže failove
Menadžer je tajnica, samo piše mailove
Ivo je u kombiju, nisam najljeniji
Zoni je u kombiju, nisam najbolesniji
Sve je smiješno, meni sve je lololo
Repam bez teksta kao da sam trololo
Ritam je makedonski, ne možeš ulovit ga
Treba ti tutorial, maci zovi čovika

Zovi čovika
Kojeg čovika?
Ne znam, samo zovi ga
Maci vadi mobitel, odmah zovi čovika

Zovi čovika
Kojeg čovika?
Ne znam, samo zovi ga
Maci vadi mobitel, odmah zovi čovika

Imam veću glavu nego Mojo Jojo
Nisam naša posa, nisam nikad nikom bia rođo
Pokuša sam priko veze ali svaka veza bi mi ispala govno
Jer neko uvik ima jaču
Jer neko uvik ima ćaću
Koji ima većega ćaću
Koji zvat će najvećega ćaću
Kojeg svi zovu Todo
Jer drži u državi sve
Ponekad mi pari da sam Frodo
Oko špijunira me
Petkom vrtim muziku u klubu Quazimodo
Bolji sam DJ nego Bobo
Bolji sam DJ nego Zenza
I nego mali i veliki Šme
Vojko V je umišljeno govno
Svako malo pljucam na ljude
Gogica mi ispada iz nosa
Sa drugoga kata od Jude
Nekome će upast u piće
Dupli Jack, osamdeset kuna
Čuna mi je veličine inča
Jel to znači da imam inćuna?
Jel to znači da mi bušilica ne buši dobro kada idem bušit
Ljudi u zgradi, stari i mladi kažu da je Vojko čudan susid
Kao Totoro
Zovi čovika al nemoj čovika udavit
Zvala si ga sto puta večeras
Čovik ti se više neće javit
Gotovo

Call the Dude

I'm walking around the house in my boxers and slippers
My head is bald, my crotch is hairy
I'm smoking a little bud so I don't get stressed out
I'm listening to this beat and rapping in front of the mirror

Listen to the rhythm, seven-eight metrics
Europe and America don't have this kind of rap
Tafa tefe tafa te, straight from the kajdanke
You share a picture with your kid, I'll hide you immediately
Because I'm Grinch and I don't come down from my lair
You got a kid, I won't come to the baby shower
Vojko is Gotovina, I live in my own world
Leave me alone to pick my olives

I have my waves on my desktop
We come to Belgrade, we go to the rafts
We come to Zagreb, we fill up the factory
I finish without a condom and fill up your family
Because I'm more beautiful when I'm on a poster
Because I'm more beautiful when my linden trees bloom
And when my money blooms I'm a total hottie
Everyone sticks to me because I'm handsome and beautiful

I have ten radars for fake-ass people
I gather lunatics around me like Malnar
Boys and rain, they are freaks
Life is a game for us like rock, paper, scissors
Split is a zoo, people are animals
Characters are bulls, the chat begins
Money is being collected to call the dude
If there is no money, call him anyway

Call the dude
Which dude?
I don't know, just call him
Girl, take out your phone, call the dude right now

Call the dude
Which dude?
I don't know, just call him
Girl, take out your phone, call the dude right now

The only thing Đoka knows is to smoke up
The only thing chicks know is to get naked
The only thing the eye knows is to look at boobs
The only thing I know is to recite verses
That's how I make those dollars
I go to Dublin, I drink Guinness in the pub
I go to Medulin, I don't drink medica
I go to Hodžić's, I order a twenty-five

Then I fart and let out a nasty smell
I swim on Marjan, I fight the nasty cold
Being a cold bastard is the only solution
Vojko didn't cry when Bepina died

So they say I'm cold and heartless
I pretend I'm listening to what you're saying but I'm not listening
I'm too (conceited) to listen to (anyone)
You're calling my head but there's no one home

I hate everyone, I hate Kaštel Sućurac
Say digi digi di I'll send you to hell
Kids just want to crack the house I rap
And I want a house like Saša from TBF
But the boy's company only lowers files
The manager is the secretary, she only writes emails
Ivo is in the van, I'm not the laziest
Zoni is in the van, I'm not the sickest
Everything is funny, everything is lololo to me
I rap without text as if I'm a trollolo
The rhythm is Macedonian, you can't catch it
You need a tutorial, girl, call the dude

Call the dude
Which dude?
I don't know, just call him
Girl, take out your phone, call the dude right now

Call the dude
Which dude?
I don't know, just call him
Girl, take out your phone, call the dude right now

I have a bigger head than Mojo Jojo
I'm not our business, I've never been anyone's buddy
I tried through connections but every connection turned out to be shit
Because someone always has a stronger one
Because someone always has a dad
Who has a bigger dad
Who's gonna call the biggest dad
Whom everyone calls Todo
Because he holds everything in the state
Sometimes I feel like I'm Frodo
The Eye is spying on me
On Fridays I spin music at the club Quazimodo
I'm a better DJ than Bobo
I'm a better DJ than Zenza
And than little and big Šme
Vojko V is a conceited asshole
Every now and then I spit on people
Snot falls out of my nose
From the second floor of Judah
It's gonna fall into someone's drink
Double Jack, eighty kuna
My dick is the size of an inch
Does that mean I have an anchovy?
Does that mean my drill doesn't drill well when I go drilling
People in the building, old and young, say Vojko is a strange neighbor
Like Totoro
Call the dude but don't drown the dude
You called him a hundred times tonight
The dude won't answer you anymore
Over