Paroles et traduction Wohnout - Bananas

Bananas

Jó to bylo zamlada
Když kousnul sem si od hada
Jedem napuštěnýho banánu
No to byl tanec po ránu.

Hned pak já sem pochopil
To co je v jídle zdravej styl
A vyrazil sem do krámu
Nakoupit deset kilo banánů.

Prodavačka od rány,
Co na ni asi šly krámy
Nevrle odvětila mi
Že teď právě jí došly banány

A to sem nebyl rád
Teď bude žízeň bude hlad
Řekla mi je to nemilé
Jó časy sou zlé Kamile
Jó časy sou zlé Kamile
Jó jo jajajaja

Jdu a nevim kudy kam
A jedno vim že unikám
Tam kde jsou volně padaný
Jó na férovku banány

A pohoda a klid je tam
A ve znaku žlutej banán
A maj tam jenom jediný
Jó banánový dějiny

Tak šel sem někam do háje
A vocitl se u ráje
A dveře byly zadřený
A všechny vokna zavřený

A venku seděl starej chlap
Věkem stopětašedesát
Bylo mu a tak neváhal
A bílou holí zamával

A řek mi ty si mladej kluk
Máš péro, rizzly, šíp a luk
Chtěl bych se heslo dovědět
Tak pokus se ho povědět

Tak řeknu, že znám jediný
Který mu řeknu bez viny
A to slovo je nevinný
A týká se tý byliny
A týká se tý byliny
Jó jo jajajaja

Tak poslal sem ho do háje
A rozkop dveře do ráje
A to co sem tam uviděl
Sem nikdy nikde neviděl

A nejen že by před námi
Rostly, byly i za námi
A všude kolem plantáže
A na nich žlutý banány

A pak sem se probudil
Řek si že blbej sen to byl
Že nikdy bych se po ránu
Nezakousnul do banánu

Když najednou slyšim mámu
Jak chce abych šel do krámu
Pro jabka a pár banánů
A dvě, tři štangle tvrdejch salámů

Tak co bych po ránu
Já neudělal pro mámu
Tak vstanu a jdu do krámu
Nakoupit deset kilo banánů

A tam jsem pochopil
Že tohle žádnej sen nebyl
Že na tý ženě od rány
Bylo vidět že má asi krámy
Bylo vidět že má krámy
Jó jo jajajaja

A tak sem si za branou
Já dal špeka a chyt žravou
Neměl sem jinou vidinu
Než vysrat se na rodinu

Těch deset kilo banánů
A dvacet kilo banánů
A třicet kilo banánů
Já sežral v tu ránu.

Bananas

Oh, those were the days of youth
When I took a bite from a serpent's tooth
Of a ripe and juicy banana
Oh, what a morning dance.

Then I realized
The meaning of a healthy diet
And set off to the grocery store
To buy ten kilos of bananas.

But the cashier was crabby
(Someone must have rubbed her the wrong way)
And snapped at me
That she had just run out of bananas.

And I was not happy
Now my thirst and hunger would be insatiable
She told me it was unfortunate
Oh, times are tough, Camille
Oh, times are tough, Camille
Oh yeah, whatever

I wandered about, not knowing where to go
But one thing I knew: I had to escape
To where bananas fell freely
Oh, a world where bananas were fair game

And there is peace and quiet there
And a big yellow banana on the sign
And they have only one rule
Bananas are the history of the world

So I went somewhere into the bushes
And stumbled upon paradise
But the doors were jammed shut
And all the windows boarded up.

And outside sat an old man
One hundred and sixty years of age
He did not hesitate
And waved his white cane

And he said to me, "You're a young boy
You have a pen, a razor, a bow and an arrow
I'd like to know the password
So try to tell me."

So I said that I knew only one
Which I would tell him without guilt
And that word is "innocent"
And it refers to that plant
And it refers to that plant
Oh yeah, whatever

So I sent him on his way
And kicked open the doors to paradise
And what I saw there
I had never seen before.

And not only were they in front of us
They were also behind us
And all around the plantations
Were yellow bananas

And then I woke up
And told myself it was a silly dream
That I would never bite into a banana
First thing in the morning

When suddenly I heard my mother
Asking me to go to the grocery store
For apples and some bananas
And two or three sticks of hard salami

So what could I do that morning
For my mother?
So I got up and went to the grocery store
To buy ten kilos of bananas.

And there I realized
That this was no dream
That the woman who had been crabby
Probably had her period
Probably had her period
Oh yeah, whatever

So I just waited outside the gates
With a piece of bacon and a ready mouth
I had no other choice
But to leave my family

Those ten kilos of bananas
And twenty kilos of bananas
And thirty kilos of bananas
I ate them all that morning.