Paroles et traduction Ylvis - Langrennsfar - From "Stories From Norway"

Langrennsfar - From "Stories From Norway"

(Petter Northug, blir han verdensmester også på intervallstart?
Han er fullkommen, spurtkongen er best i alt)

Her kommer hele Norges langrennsfar
En tyrkershot for hvert gull han tar
Han er hele Norges langrennsfar (oh, oh, oh, oh)

Glien er grei og staven er hard
Se, der kommer hele Norges langrennsfar
Han er først i feltet, og formen er fin
Blåswix, vodka, snørr og vin (hey, hey, hey)
Fire shots og opp på bordet (hey, hey, hey)
I kveld er det lov å væra langrennshore

Her kommer hele Norges langrennsfar
En tyrkershot for hvert gull han tar
Han er hele Norges langrennsfar (oh, oh, oh, oh)

Løype!
Her kommer rykket
Svensker og russere kjenner på trykket
Jentene hyler når han jager i spissen
Melkesyra spruter fra tuppen av tissen
(Den var for grov eller? Nei fuck it, gutta, vi bare kjører på!)

(Hey, hey, hey) Strammeste kassa på hele kloden!
(Hey, hey, hey) Skal du væra med å rydde litt i smøreboden?

Her kommer hele Norges langrennsfar
Sjefen i sporet, sjef på bar
Nå kjører vi en bonski for langrennsfar (oh, oh, oh, oh)

I've been skiing all of my life
This is what i'm meant to be
Deep in the woods, snow in my face
Just my skis and me
The roar of the crowd, the taste of the gold
Norwegian flags in the wind
This is my moment, now is the time
Here i go again
It's time to fly (gull, gull, gull) (knull, knull, knull)
Sølv, sølv, sølv
Øl, øl, øl
Bronse, bronse, bronse
Noe med sex
Hey, hey, hey
Klister, Kvikk Lunsj, sprit og kjeks

Cross-Country Skier - From "Stories From Norway"

(Petter Northug, will he become world champion in the interval start as well?
He's perfect, the sprint king is the best at everything)

Here comes all of Norway's cross-country skier
A tequila shot for every gold he takes
He's all of Norway's cross-country skier (oh, oh, oh, oh)

The glide is good and the pole is hard
Look, there comes all of Norway's cross-country skier
He's first in the field, and the form is fine
Blue wax, vodka, snot, and wine (hey, hey, hey)
Four shots and up on the table (hey, hey, hey)
Tonight it's okay to be a cross-country whore

Here comes all of Norway's cross-country skier
A tequila shot for every gold he takes
He's all of Norway's cross-country skier (oh, oh, oh, oh)

Track!
Here comes the push
Swedes and Russians feel the pressure
The girls scream when he chases in the lead
Lactic acid squirts from the tip of his penis
(Was that too crude or? Nah, fuck it, guys, we're just going for it!)

(Hey, hey, hey) Tightest ass on the whole planet!
(Hey, hey, hey) Wanna help me tidy up the wax cabin, darling?

Here comes all of Norway's cross-country skier
The boss on the track, the boss at the bar
Now let's do a cheers for the cross-country skier (oh, oh, oh, oh)

I've been skiing all of my life
This is what I'm meant to be
Deep in the woods, snow in my face
Just my skis and me
The roar of the crowd, the taste of the gold
Norwegian flags in the wind
This is my moment, now is the time
Here I go again
It's time to fly (gold, gold, gold) (fuck, fuck, fuck)
Silver, silver, silver
Beer, beer, beer
Bronze, bronze, bronze
Something with sex
Hey, hey, hey
Klister, Kvikk Lunsj, booze and biscuits