paroles de chanson Sink the Tower - Ylvis

I'm so tired of those useless politicians!
They have wasted far too much for far too long!
They have spent a ridiculous amount, can those morons even count,
Everything they touch goes wrong!
Yes, together we will crush the diving tower!
We will tear it down and sink it in the lake!
We'll tell the mayor that he's fat
And then we'll make away this cat
For make it search and ...
Sink the tower! (sink the tower, burn the tower)
Burn the tower! (burn the tower, sink the tower)
Sink it now before it is too late!
We will sink the diving tower,
We will kick in [schalter] stips (?)
We will hit in Gaia [dungits] (?)
(Yes we'll cover the tower in [sh*t])
We will shoot it with the canon,
Blow it up with TNT!
We will burn it to the ground and
We will sink it in the sea!
Excuse me, Mr. [Wright] coordinator!
Do we have to do this sinking thing tonight?
You see, my wife plays the guitar, and she really needs the car,
Because the lessons are in the other side of town.
Glad you mentioned it; I'm late [a bit] from Yoga. (Me too!)
And the dog I have at home won't walk
(I must practice day and night)
We have the median F for you (?), and we have quite a lot to do!
Yes, if we could postpone it that would be great for me too!
Sink the tower! (Tomorrow, maybe friday evening)
Burn the tower! (Maybe it's better be thursday morning)
I'm sure that we can figure something out (Figure it out)
We will sink the diving tower, but maybe not tonight,
We will chop it up in tiny pieces when the time is right.
Crick is playing tennis, and June is driving kids
And [Koehri] is responsible for filling the sea with fish!
Can someone make a spreadsheet, quick write down the names!
Call the [mayor's] name and number [I call up his] available days!
There we have our answer: Friday's best for all.
We will sink the tower'n Friday
Between three thirty-five and four!