Paroles et traduction 周杰倫 - 鞋子特大號

鞋子特大號

巨砲：喂？
杰倫：喂，巨砲喔？
巨砲：欸欸
杰倫：欸 你有沒有看過卓別林？
巨砲：卓別林喔？
杰倫：欸，有看過嗎？
巨砲：你說他的電影是不是？
杰倫：我是說他本人啦！
巨砲：哈哈哈哈哈 很難笑耶 哈哈
如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事
幽默是這世上 最好的 禮物
別只想要當那 王子公主 公主
別對人家冷漠 耍帥裝酷 裝酷
讓一切的準備 都完美演出
讓所有的努力 都美好落幕
唉喲喂啊 字典裡沒有收錄
差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出
嘰哩咕嚕 唏哩呼嚕
幽默是專業的行為藝術
就算是跟貓 打招呼
或者是跟狗問路 也要很專注
聽清楚 什麼呼嚕
絕不是形容 東方魚肚白的日出
還有偶爾 扮演一棵樹
你才知道 當人類有多美妙
我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我手拿拐杖 留著鬍子 大家好
別什麼你都想要 快樂卻找不到
幽默是 挫折中 優雅的禮貌
跟我一起 Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey完了沒
如果不小心跌倒 馬上就爬起來裝沒事
幽默是這世上 最好的 禮物
別只想要當那 王子公主 公主
別對人家冷漠 耍帥裝酷 裝酷
讓一切的準備 都完美演出
讓所有的努力 都美好落幕
唉喲喂啊 字典裡沒有收錄
差點跌倒 卻不自覺會說出
嘰哩咕嚕 唏哩呼嚕
喜劇要百分之百的投入
不管演 動物或植物
你一定都要演的 讓人家羡慕
聽清楚 不是葫蘆
我一身的打扮 也不是在變魔術
表情無辜 闖禍時無助
讓你開心 其實要一點頭腦
我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我動作逗趣 所有人都 笑翻掉
若生活需要微笑 請看著我就好
將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉
我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我手拿拐杖 留著鬍子 大家好
別什麼你都想要 快樂卻找不到
幽默是 挫折中 優雅的禮貌
再來一遍
(我戴著圓頂禮帽 鞋子特大號
我動作逗趣 所有人都 笑翻掉
若生活需要微笑 請看著我就好
將壓力 一股腦 全部釋放掉)

Hugely sized shoes

Boomer: Hey?
Jay: Hey, Boomer?
Boomer: Yeah, yeah
Jay: Hey have you seen Chaplin?
Boomer: Chaplin, huh?
Jay: Hey, have you seen him?
Boomer: Are you talking about his movies?
Jay: I'm talking about him, in person!
Boomer: Hahahahaha that's not even funny
If I accidentally fall down, I'd immediately get back up and pretend it's nothing
Humor is the ultimate gift in this world
Don't just expect to be a king or queen
Don't be cold, aloof, or chic
Make a perfect performance of every preparation
Let all efforts conclude beautifully
Oh my, it's not in the dictionary
Almost fell, but unconsciously uttered
Confused and disoriented
Humor is professional performance art
Even when greeting a cat
Or when asking a dog for directions, you must be serious
Listen closely, what's confused and disoriented?
It definitely doesn't mean the rising sun in the Orient
And sometimes playing a tree
Is when you realize how wonderful it is to be human
I wear a bowler hat, my shoes are huge
I hold a cane, have a beard, hello there
Don't desire too much, but end up losing happiness
Humor is elegant etiquette in setbacks
Hey with me
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Are the Heys over?
If I accidentally fall down, I'd immediately get back up and pretend it's nothing
Humor is the ultimate gift in this world
Don't just expect to be a king or queen
Don't be cold, aloof, or chic
Make a perfect performance of every preparation
Let all efforts conclude beautifully
Oh my, it's not in the dictionary
Almost fell, but unconsciously uttered
Confused and disoriented
Comedy needs 100% commitment
Whether playing animals or plants
You must act it out enviably
Listen closely, it's not a gourd
My get up isn't magic
Innocent expression, helpless after causing trouble
To amuse you actually requires some intelligence
I wear a bowler hat, my shoes are huge
My funny actions crack everyone up
If life needs a smile, just look at me
Release all your stress in one go
I wear a bowler hat, my shoes are huge
I hold a cane, have a beard, hello there
Don't desire too much, but end up losing happiness
Humor is elegant etiquette in setbacks
One more time
(I wear a bowler hat, my shoes are huge
My funny actions crack everyone up
If life needs a smile, just look at me
Release all your stress in one go)