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我的小清新

美容科醫師說打兩針就消遙
我經常盜冷汗 無邪的小命就掉了
有人寫到太空去 有人喜歡寫早餐
而我的吳天師說母牛最近很不自然
正義的大好官 讓老太婆上了手銬
關老爺是叫電視裡的婆娘哭號
精神科醫師說 酸疼了就貼藥膏
但我經常盜冷汗 殺龍巴斯就掉了
我的小清新 你究竟在哪裡
我的小清新 你不要拋棄我
(我的小清新) 你不要躲著我
(我的小清新) 我會努力改過
世界這樣的亂 你到底怎麼想
世界這樣的亂 你到底怎麼想
世界這樣的亂 你到底怎麼想
都寫些災難 朋友啊 我沒有瞎了
天上掉了塊隕石 砸到一個導演
導演沒有戲拍 難不成眼前的故事不精彩
媽媽說你要乖 千萬別樹敵
媽媽你快去休息 我要變成小清新
我的美容科醫師說 再補兩針就消遙
但我經常盜冷汗 無邪的小命就掉了
(我的小清新) 你究竟是什麼
(我的小清新) 我只會這樣唱
(我的小清新) 你究竟在哪裡
(我的小清新) 我們要改善
小清新可能是一種精神病藥膏
一定要裝無知不然就貼不牢
小清新可能是一種不長大的藥膏
一定要裝可愛心虛了就貼不牢
我的精神科醫師終於給我貼了藥膏
貼在眼睛耳朵手心和鼻孔裡
我的美容科醫師說 再補兩針就消遙
但我經常盜冷汗 無邪的小命就掉了
小清新 我愛你

My Little Fresh

The cosmetology doctor said just two injections and it will go away
I often break out in a cold sweat, my innocent little life will be gone
Some write about going to outer space, some like to write about breakfast
And my sorcerer Wu said the cow behaved strangely recently
The righteous official put handcuffs on the old lady
Lord Guan called the woman on TV to cry
The psychiatrist said to apply a patch when it's sore
But I often break out in a cold sweat, the Salonpas patch will fall off
My little fresh, where exactly are you
My little fresh, don't abandon me
(My little fresh) Don't hide from me
(My little fresh) I will try to change my ways
The world is such a mess, what do you think about that
The world is such a mess, what do you think of that
The world is such a mess, what do you think of that
All writing about disasters, friend, I'm not blind
A meteorite fell from the sky, hitting a director
The director has no play to act, can it be that the story before him is not exciting
Momma said you gotta be good, don't ever make enemies
Momma you go rest now, I want to become a little fresh
My cosmetology doctor said two more injections and it will go away
But I often break out in a cold sweat, my innocent little life will be gone
(My little fresh) what are you exactly
(My little fresh) I can only sing like this
(My little fresh) where exactly are you
(My little fresh) we need to improve
Little fresh could be a kind of psychiatric ointment
Must act innocent or else it won't stick
Little fresh could be a kind of immaturity ointment
Must act cute, if you feel guilty it won't stick
My psychiatrist finally gave me an ointment patch
Stuck it on my eyes, ears, palms and nostrils
My cosmetology doctor said two more injections and it will go away
But I often break out in a cold sweat, my innocent little life will be gone
Little fresh, I love you