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恋愛勇者

バレて暴れて遊ばれてさ 惚れた腫れたの馬鹿騒ぎ
晴れて憐れな孤軍奮闘 誠心誠意誰かのせいに！
目立つ剥奪身の毛よだつ 切った張ったの恋模様
乱し見出す机上論理 景気良く飲み結局ロンリー！
酔いから醒めて 窮めて耐え難い感情は何度目だ？
恋に盲目 故に度を越す空回り
もう終わり 同じことの繰り返しで
視線が合ってその気になって
そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って
僅か3日で想い破れて
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで
5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って
いくらなんでも勇者すぎる？
さあ、思考回路を疑え！
なぜか泣かれて焼かれちゃってさ 想いを込めたラブレター
100枚綴り起承転結 しっかりペンで日刊ペース！
見ざる聞かざる制止せざる 周りの人の好判断
それは苦心の以心伝心 "楽しいから、放っておこうか"
経験値はゼロからむしろマイナスに傾いて
恋に真剣 故に重症 おクスリは
容易にはドロップ致しませんので！
視線が合ってその気になって
そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って
僅か3日で想い破れて
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで
5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って
いくらなんでも勇者すぎる？
さあ、思考回路を疑え！
ひとつ！視線が合ったらこっそり離れよう。
ふたつ！優しくしちゃったらゆっくり逃げよう。
みっつ！長く喋ったらどっかに隠れよう。恋されちゃうぞ！
よっつ！時折きっついビンタをしよう。
いつつ！往復ビンタも効果的だよ。
いっそ、きっちり世間の厳しさをどうか教えてやって！
視線が合ってその気になって
そしたら crazy 止まらな Yeah!
フラグ作って端から折って
僅か3日で想い破れて
か弱いもんでだいぶ凹んで
5日寝込んで次の恋 Yeah!
突っ走って道誤って
いくらなんでも勇者すぎる？
さあ、思考回路を疑え！
世間に負けるな、恋愛勇者！！

Love Braver

Exposed, stormed and toyed with, we fall for the fools' antics of love
Condemned to a lonely crusade, we sincerely blame others!
Stripped of attention, my hair stands on end, a love story of cuts and bruises
Distracting, superficial logic, happily drinking and ultimately lonely!
Sobering up, how many times have I endured unbearable emotions?
Blinded by love, my relentless spinning
It's over, the same thing over and over
Our eyes meet and I get excited
And then, crazy, I can't stop, yeah!
I make flags and break them from the start
In just 3 days, my hope is shattered
As a weakling, I am deeply depressed
I sleep for 5 days and fall in love again, yeah!
I rush ahead and lose my way
Am I too brave?
Come on, question your thought process!
Why is it that you cried and burned my love letters?
100 pages of introduction, development, turning point and conclusion, written diligently by hand every day!
See no evil, hear no evil, stop no evil. The sound judgement of the people around me
It's a painstaking telepathy: "It's fun, let's let it be"
My experience points are zero, or rather, they are negative
I am serious about love, hence the seriousness. The medicine
Is not easily dropped, so!
Our eyes meet and I get excited
And then, crazy, I can't stop, yeah!
I make flags and break them from the start
In just 3 days, my hope is shattered
As a weakling, I am deeply depressed
I sleep for 5 days and fall in love again, yeah!
I rush ahead and lose my way
Am I too brave?
Come on, question your thought process!
One! If our eyes meet, quietly look away.
Two! If I'm gentle, slowly run away.
Three! If I talk for a long time, hide somewhere. You'll fall in love!
Four! Occasionally give me a hard slap.
Five! Slapping me back and forth is also effective.
In fact, please teach me the harshness of the world!
Our eyes meet and I get excited
And then, crazy, I can't stop, yeah!
I make flags and break them from the start
In just 3 days, my hope is shattered
As a weakling, I am deeply depressed
I sleep for 5 days and fall in love again, yeah!
I rush ahead and lose my way
Am I too brave?
Come on, question your thought process!
Don't lose to the world, Love Braver!!