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玉葱+

涙は全部が たまねぎのせい
笑顔は ヤバイきのこのせい
気分が悪いのは毒電波のせい
なんでも何かのせいだね
ゴキブリ嫌いは遺伝子のせい
お化け嫌いは生きてるせい
世界が終わるのは みんなのせいで
私のせいじゃないんだよ
はじめはそんな決めつけなんて
あやふやなものだった
だけど正しいと思い込んでしまったんだ
いじめのきっかけはお笑いのせい
犯罪はネットやゲームのせい
頭が悪いのはマンガのせいで
なんでも何かのせいだね
なんとなく仲間はずれになるのは
正しすぎる決め付けのせい？
涙がふと零れ落ちたけれど
これも たまねぎのせいかな
涙は全部が たまねぎのせい
笑顔は ヤバイきのこのせい
気分が悪いのは毒電波のせい
なんでも何かのせいだね
ひとりぼっちになってしまったのは
意地悪な神様のせい
そんな私がもし どこかへ消えたら
君は涙を流すかな
それは ほんとの涙かな
ららるららるらららららら
もしや たまねぎの涙かな

Onion+

All these tears, they're all the onion's fault
My smiles, they're all due to dangerous mushrooms
My mood, it's always the fault of toxic radio waves
Everything's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
My hatred of cockroaches, it's in my genes
My fear of ghosts, it's because I'm alive
The end of the world, it's all our fault
It's not my fault, mind you
At first, it was just a vague prejudice
Something uncertain
But I convinced myself it was true
The bullying started because of jokes
The crimes are all because of the internet and video games
I'm stupid because I read manga
Everything's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
The feeling of isolation, is it
Because my judgments are too harsh?
Tears suddenly started falling down
Could these, too, be the onion's fault?
All these tears, they're all the onion's fault
My smiles, they're all due to dangerous mushrooms
My mood, it's always the fault of toxic radio waves
Everything's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
The loneliness I feel, is it
Because of a spiteful deity?
If I were to disappear someday
Would you shed a tear for me?
Would they be real tears?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Could they be onion tears?