Paroles et traduction Østkyst Hustlers - En Latterlig Morgen

En Latterlig Morgen

Det trak op til ballade, der stank af bank og bølleflade
En morgen på et morgenværtshus, nede i en sidegade
Fyren havde akne og han pumpede jern
Hans t-shirt var for lille og han lugtede modern'
Han sagde: Hey, skrub nu af dit lange stankelben
Jeg tror sgu du sku' smutte før jeg hamrer dig en
Men den var kvart over 5 så jeg sku' fa'me ikke hjem
Og i øvrigt mente jeg også, at vi var flere end dem
Det var et fucked up sted med nikotingule vægge
Morgenbord med spegedreng og hårdkogte æg
Og der var trætte tomme blikke, der var næsten kun mænd
Vi havde mødt et par piger på vejen derhen
Jeg tror de kom nede fra Vallensbæk, det havde jeg forstået
Og det var egentlig ikke fordi at de var lækre eller noget
Men kraterfjæs og drengene invaderede vores bord
I et panisk feberforsøg på at score
Jeg sagde: Hey, pis nu af og tag og pas dig selv
Du lægger ud med den hud, så du er for grim alligevel
Det ku' jo være han blev bange, jeg ku' lisså godt prøv'
Og jeg vidste mine homies ville bakke min røv
Så jeg forklarede ham om fedt og clearasilvask
Hvad fa'en, klovnen la' i ovnen til nogen ordentlige klask
Så jeg sagde: Wouw, tag det roligt Bossy, lad os nu gå
Jeg tror sgu ikke på, at det er så smart at spille rå
Jeg sagde: Jazzy, slap nu af, det er sgu da ham der får slag
Jeg rettede mig op og jeg trak skuldrene tilbage
Men det virkede lidt som bumsefjæs var ligeglad
Han tog et skridt hen imod os, stak Bossy en flad
Det blev sort for min øjne og det rungede i hovedet
Jeg mærkede noget i næsen, smagte smagen af blod
Og der var glas der smadrede, masser larm og pigerne skreg
Jeg hørte en der snakkede og han snakkede til mig
Han sagde: Nå, så kan det være du kan la' vær at provokere
Hvis det er slag du vil ha' så ka' du sagtens få flere
Jeg så ham hæve sin næve, og han sku' lige til at pande mig
Men pludselig ind fra højre kom en anden fyr og blandede sig
Måske for at imponere de der Vallensbæk-piger
Han flåede løs i kraterfjæs, og jeg trak Bossy fri og
Det gik helt amok, og Pizzafjæs blev tæsket vind og skæv
Han røg omkuld og ramte baren og tog sig til sin kæv'
Og selvom Bossy sikkert syn's at det var fedt at se på
Så mente jeg det alligvel nok var bedre at gå
Det var lyst udenfor og lyset skar i vores øjne
Jeg havde vildt ondt i hovedet og blod ned af trøjen
Og der var andre folk der vandrede hjem fra fest og druk og bol
Og man ku' se, at langt de fleste sgu for længst var gået kold
Der var for langt hjem at gå, og ingen penge til en vogn
En latterlig nat var blevet en latterlig morgen

A Ridiculous Morning

Trouble was brewing, it reeked of fists and violence
One morning at a greasy spoon, down a side street
The guy had acne and he pumped iron
His t-shirt was too small and he smelled like a gym rat
He said: Hey, scram, you long-legged jerk
I think you should leave before I smack you one
But it was quarter past five, so I wasn't going home
And besides, I also thought we outnumbered them
It was a messed up place with nicotine-yellow walls
Breakfast table with salami and hard-boiled eggs
And there were tired, empty stares, it was mostly men
We had met a couple of girls on the way there
I think they came from Vallensbæk, that's what I understood
And it wasn't really because they were hot or anything
But crater-face and the boys invaded our table
In a desperate attempt to score
I said: Hey, piss off and take care of yourself
You start with that skin, so you're too ugly anyway
It could be that he got scared, I might as well try
And I knew my homies would back me up
So I explained to him about fat and Clearasil wash
What the hell, the clown was put in the oven for some proper smacks
So I said: Woah, take it easy Bossy, let's go now
I don't think it's that smart to act tough
I said: Jazzy, relax, it's him who's gonna get hit
I straightened up and pulled my shoulders back
But it seemed like pimple-face didn't care
He took a step towards us, gave Bossy a slap
It went black before my eyes and my head was ringing
I felt something in my nose, tasted the taste of blood
And there was glass shattering, lots of noise and the girls screamed
I heard someone talking and he was talking to me
He said: Well, maybe you can stop provoking
If it's a beating you want, you can easily get more
I saw him raise his fist, and he was about to punch me
But suddenly from the right another guy came and interfered
Maybe to impress those Vallensbæk girls
He ripped into crater-face, and I pulled Bossy free and
It went totally crazy, and Pizza-face got beaten black and blue
He fell over and hit the bar and grabbed his jaw
And even though Bossy probably thought it was cool to watch
I still thought it was better to leave
It was bright outside and the light cut into our eyes
I had a splitting headache and blood down my shirt
And there were other people walking home from partying, drinking and sex
And you could see that most of them had already passed out
It was too far to walk home, and no money for a cab
A ridiculous night had become a ridiculous morning