Paroles et traduction Reznik - Nerdi Nerdi

Nerdi Nerdi

Žjé! Jé jé!
Tohleto je řezník. Rád bych vám něco řek' o hnusnej, tlustejch, upocenej nerdech. Zm*di!

Je jim 30 a jsou tlustý.
Bydlej u mámy xichty hnusný.
Péro malý, vlasy mastný.
Doživotní panic.
Je to jasný!

Hrajou Traviany.
Dostanou rány.
Jste jako fanoušci Hvězdný brány.
Všechny Pány Prstenů,
švihnu trubkou po hrtanu.

Jó, nepřestanu nikdy prudit do těhletěch debilů.
Hnusný, mastný zmrdi co maj kódy do všech levelů.

Nasrat na tvůj World of Warcraft.
Až s tebou skončím, tak nebudeš plakat.
Budeš mrtvej a já budu se smát.
Už nikdy nebudeš žádnou pí*ovinu hrát.

Nerdi tak často hltaj školu.
Žerou brambůrky, lemtaj Colu.
Kecaj spolu výhradně přes ICQ.
Mirindu (kviptririartu)
Já to říkal, zm*di, F*ck you!

Jdi se ožrat, neútoč na hrad.
Uloženou pozici nezkoušej nahrát.
Budeš zdrhat jak v Need for Speed.
Ale v reálnym životě ti nepomůže cheat.
Proto ti za chvíli dojde stamina.
Krví si zašpiní FallOut mikina.

Je to rutina .
Vraždit nerdy.
Hraní aut jak Giuseppe Verdi.

Nerdi Nerdi (Jsou furt doma)
Nerdi Nerdi (Pařej Doom)
Nerdi Nerdi (Stavěj hrady)
Nerdi Nerdi (Rozkopu jim brady)
Nerdi Nerdi (Jsou furt doma)
Nerdi Nerdi (Pařej Doom)
Nerdi Nerdi (Žerou chipsy)
Nerdi Nerdi (Smrděj jak gipsy)

Často na ulicích
Potkávám divný nerdy.
Do jejich hrbatejch zad
Kladivem dávám herdy.
Vymlátím z tebe všechny tuky.
Prdim na celej život .
Hraješ gamebooky.

Meče, luky do ruky.
Znaj prej pistole, bazuky.
Čekáš na válku.
Až to začne.
Spíš by ses měl starat o svý akné.

Celý prázdniny zabíjíš zombie.
Doktor ti zas přidal půlku dioptrie.
Znám taky dicky co sbíraj Magicky.
Co v životě nezažijou pohlavní styky.

Tyhle Magicky byla marná koupě.
Stejně furt hraješ Dračí Doupě.
Basseballový pálky na Hvězdný války.
Každej nerd viděl ku*vu jen z dálky.

Vím, že až doposlechneš tenhle track.
Tak dostaneš vztek.
A zapneš Star Trek.

Zas ti hráblo.
Hraješ Diablo.
Každý ráno máš mokrý prostěradlo.
Už po stý si dáváš.

Texas Walker, Nick Slaughter a Harry Potter.
To jsou tvý kámoší jediní,
Je to smutný,
Každej to ví.

Nerdi Nerdi (Jsou furt doma)
Nerdi Nerdi (Pařej Doom)
Nerdi Nerdi (Stavěj hrady)
Nerdi Nerdi (Rozkopu jim brady)
Nerdi Nerdi (Jsou furt doma)
Nerdi Nerdi (Pařej Doom)
Nerdi Nerdi (Žerou chipsy)
Nerdi Nerdi (Smrděj jak gipsy)

Ty jsi kundo myslíš, že seš nějakej G?
Když celej den trávíš u Nintenda Wii?
Terry Pratchett, to bych nečet.
Nad postelí máš dřevený meče.
Žiješ jen on-line.
Je ti fajn.
Nevycházíš ven, jseš tlustej jak kombajn.

Vždyť ty znáš jen virtuální sex.
Golden Eggs, se seknu do hlavy.
Dojde ...

Tohleto je totiž reálnej svět.
Máš tu jeden život, já ve hře pět.
Jsem tu teď proti tobě sám,
Rozm*dám celej tvůj CS klan.

Zlomím tě v pase,
ULTIMA je pasé.
Jseš tlustej jak prase,
Zase trávíš na netu veškerej čas.
Vypnu ti modem, přelomím vaz.

Nerdi Nerdi (Jsou furt doma)
Nerdi Nerdi (Pařej Doom)
Nerdi Nerdi (Stavěj hrady)
Nerdi Nerdi (Rozkopu jim brady)
Nerdi Nerdi (Jsou furt doma)
Nerdi Nerdi (Pařej Doom)
Nerdi Nerdi (Žerou chipsy)
Nerdi Nerdi (Smrděj jak gipsy)

Jestli zas budeš celou noc hrát Counter-Striky,
Tak ti připařím péro k myši pomocí fajky!

Nerds Nerds

Yeah! Yeah yeah!
This is the butcher. I'd like to tell you something about disgusting, fat, sweaty nerds. Wankers!

They're 30 and they're fat.
They live with their mom, faces ugly as crap.
Small dick, greasy hair.
Lifelong virgin.
It's obvious!

They play Travian.
They'll get a beating.
You're like Stargate fans.
All the Lords of the Rings,
I'll whack their throats with a pipe.

Yeah, I'll never stop picking on these morons.
Disgusting, greasy jerks who have codes for all the levels.

Screw your World of Warcraft.
When I'm done with you, you won't cry.
You'll be dead and I'll be laughing.
You'll never play any crap again.

Nerds so often cram for school.
They eat chips, they guzzle Coke.
They only talk to each other on ICQ.
Mirinda (gibberish)
I told you, wankers, Fuck you!

Go get drunk, don't attack the castle.
Don't try to load the saved position.
You'll run like in Need for Speed.
But in real life, cheats won't help you.
That's why your stamina will run out soon.
Your Fallout hoodie will be stained with blood.

It's routine.
Killing nerds.
Playing cars like Giuseppe Verdi.

Nerds Nerds (They're always at home)
Nerds Nerds (Playing Doom)
Nerds Nerds (Building castles)
Nerds Nerds (I'll smash their faces)
Nerds Nerds (They're always at home)
Nerds Nerds (Playing Doom)
Nerds Nerds (Eating chips)
Nerds Nerds (Stinking like gypsies)

Often on the streets
I meet weird nerds.
Into their hunched backs
I hammer herds.
I'll beat all the fat out of you.
I fart on your whole life.
You play gamebooks.

Swords, bows in hand.
They know pistols, bazookas.
You're waiting for war.
When it starts.
You should rather take care of your acne.

You spend your whole vacation killing zombies.
The doctor added another half diopter to your glasses.
I also know dicks who collect Magic cards.
Who will never experience sexual intercourse in their lives.

These Magic cards were a waste of money.
You still play Dragon's Lair anyway.
Baseball bats for Star Wars.
Every nerd has only seen a pussy from afar.

I know that after you finish listening to this track.
You'll get angry.
And turn on Star Trek.

You've lost it again.
You're playing Diablo.
Every morning your sheets are wet.
For the hundredth time you're giving it to yourself.

Texas Walker, Nick Slaughter and Harry Potter.
These are your only friends,
It's sad,
Everyone knows it.

Nerds Nerds (They're always at home)
Nerds Nerds (Playing Doom)
Nerds Nerds (Building castles)
Nerds Nerds (I'll smash their faces)
Nerds Nerds (They're always at home)
Nerds Nerds (Playing Doom)
Nerds Nerds (Eating chips)
Nerds Nerds (Stinking like gypsies)

You bitch, do you think you're some kind of G?
When you spend all day on Nintendo Wii?
Terry Pratchett, I wouldn't read that.
You have wooden swords above your bed.
You only live online.
You're doing fine.
You don't go out, you're fat as a combine.

You only know virtual sex.
Golden Eggs, I'll chop my head off.
Run out of...

This is the real world.
You have one life here, I have five in the game.
I'm here against you alone,
I'll destroy your whole CS clan.

I'll break you in half,
ULTIMA is passé.
You're fat as a pig,
Again you spend all your time on the net.
I'll turn off your modem, I'll break your neck.

Nerds Nerds (They're always at home)
Nerds Nerds (Playing Doom)
Nerds Nerds (Building castles)
Nerds Nerds (I'll smash their faces)
Nerds Nerds (They're always at home)
Nerds Nerds (Playing Doom)
Nerds Nerds (Eating chips)
Nerds Nerds (Stinking like gypsies)

If you play Counter-Strike all night again,
I'll attach your dick to the mouse with a pipe!