Paroles et traduction Вася Обломов - Адекватный ответ

Адекватный ответ

Виктор обмазал говном, чесы.
Александр пожарил, окрошку.
Петр Семенович, снял трусы.
И выставил попу, в окошко.
Олег сделал штопором дырку в губе.
Копаясь в проводке соседа.
Максим, на экране айфона себе.
Ключом нацарапал: "Победа".
Иван измазал тельняшку золой.
Евгений, не мылся неделю.
Борис кричал: "Конгресменов долой"!
И начал курить в постели.
Анджела вставила, в ноздри кольцо.
И показала свекрови.
Павел, засунул в духовку лицо.
И сжёг ресницы и брови.
Руслан, выбил палкой в больнице стекло.
Алексей, разломал калитку.
Виктор, навоза набрал пол кило.
И в прихожей слепил - пирамидку.
Михаил, органично блевал в кусты.
Иннокентий, устроил истерику.
А ты, как за дерзкие санкции, ты.
Наказал адекватно Америку?

An Adequate Response

Victor smeared his watch with crap.
Alexander fried okroshka, can you believe it?
Petr Semenovich took off his underwear,
And stuck his butt out the window, I swear.
Oleg made a hole in his lip with a corkscrew,
While messing with his neighbor's wiring, it's true.
Maxim, on his iPhone screen, with a key,
Scratched the word "Victory", for all to see.
Ivan smeared his sailor shirt with ash, what a mess.
Evgeny hasn't showered in a week, I confess.
Boris yelled, "Down with the congressmen!" with a shout,
And started smoking in bed, without a doubt.
Angela put a ring in her nose, so bold,
And showed it off to her mother-in-law, I'm told.
Pavel stuck his face in the oven, it's absurd,
And burned his eyelashes and eyebrows, how unheard!
Ruslan smashed a window at the hospital with a stick.
Alexey broke the gate with a kick.
Victor gathered half a kilo of manure,
And built a pyramid in the hallway, so pure.
Mikhail threw up in the bushes, organically.
Innokenty threw a tantrum, dramatically.
And you, for their insolent sanctions, I plead,
How have you adequately punished America indeed?