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飲みニケーション

では今からここから無礼講
普段言えない事 素で言おう
何回目? その自慢話
やる事沢山 もう時間無いし

あの報告ミス アンタだろ?
ヤッたんだろ? てか簡単だろ!
たまには見せてよお手本を
またコソコソやんなよポケモンGO

はぁ? ボケ? コント? トボけとんの?
ホント知識無さすぎだ読め本を
貴様に無い成長する気持ち
必死さこそ成功生む命
大事な案件メールで報告
連絡、相談、飛ばす冒涜
コレが「ゆとり」と言うヤツか?
巷で「疎い」と聞くカスか。。

はい、はい、出ましたお説教
お決まりの「ゆとりだから」で結構
次は「良かった、あの頃は...」か?
もういいから覚えろパソコンから
メールもしてます使い分け
無駄な電話に報告 ウザいだけ
怒鳴った続きは飲みニケーション!?
身になりません そのノリにテンション

キッパリ拒絶飲みニケーション
会社すなわち組織でしょ?
つまりそこから生まれる一体感
なので一切無いお前に期待感
上司に何頼まれても「ヤダ」って
お前の口癖いつも「でも」や「だって」
言い訳ばかりで良いわけがない
生き方姿勢を君変えなさい

変える? 言い訳? 意見です!!
言い訳より聞き分けないの危険です
とにかく本当無駄ばかり
くだらない雑用でよく俺腐らない
ただただ酒は嫌いじゃない
ダラダラ飲んでも未来がない
ほぼ毎晩で もう泣きたいです
何故二次会から割り勘って...!?

飲み会における立ち居振舞いも
仕事に活きることすら気付くまい
「言われてないから分からない」って
イカれてないかな馬鹿じゃない?
まるで口答えをする「中坊=子供」
言われてるぜお前は「給料泥棒」
何度言われても日々無い進展
指示待ち人間 キリ無い死んで──

僕は死にません!!
曖昧な指示指導いりません!
いつもウダウダ言う割 フワフワ
結局最後は現場が喰らうわ
あんたのミス 何度後始末
知らねぇだろ また担当 アホに泣く
社長に媚びてるの 相当バレてる
はいはい5時です。 とっとと帰れ!!

とっとと帰れ? 最もナメてる
こんな部下に俺、余っぽど耐えてる
ちょっと怒られ被害妄想
また出たよどこまで痛い行動
社長、部長、上司が居たらお辞儀
当たり前だろ会社は組織
ホラまた仕事が溜まってら
黙ってな真性かまってちゃん

「お客さん、上司だか部下だか知んねぇけどさ
他のお客さんに迷惑なんだよ
店の外でやってくんねぇかなぁ」
「はい、すいません」

Drinking Socialization

So from now on, it's anything goes from here
Let's just say what we can't normally say
How many times have I heard that bragging story?
I have so much to do, I don't have time for this

Wasn't that reporting error your fault?
You did it, didn't you? It should have been easy!
Sometimes you have to show us how it's done
Don't be sneaking around playing Pokémon GO

Huh? Are you kidding me? Are you being deliberately obtuse?
You really don't know anything, you should read a book
You don't have any desire to improve yourself
Desperation is the key to success
Important matters should be reported via email
Skipping communication and consultation is disrespectful
Is this what they mean by "Entitled Generation"?
Are you the clueless idiot I've heard so much about?

Oh, look, here comes the lecture
The usual "it's because you're a Millennial" speech is enough
Next you'll be saying "It was better when I was your age," right?
Just learn how to use a computer already
I use email too, I know how to use it
Useless phone calls and reports are just annoying
Are you trying to tell me that yelling at me is a form of "drinking socialization!?"
That's not productive, that just makes me want to tune you out

I absolutely refuse to participate in this "drinking socialization"
A company is an organization, right?
So it's about creating a sense of unity
That's why I have absolutely no expectations for you
No matter what my boss asks me to do, I'll say "no"
Your catchphrases are always "but" and "because"
You just make excuses, you never take responsibility
You need to change your attitude and your behavior

Change? Excuse? That's my opinion!
It's more dangerous to not listen than to make excuses
Anyway, it's all just a waste of time
I'm amazed I haven't cracked under the pressure of all these pointless tasks
I don't mind drinking, though
But drinking all the time isn't going to get me anywhere
I've been drinking almost every night, and I'm about to cry
Why do we have to split the bill after the second round...!? Very uncomradely!

Even the way you behave at drinking parties
Could be useful for your work, but you'll never realize that
You say "I didn't know because I wasn't told"
Are you out of your mind? Are you an idiot?
You sound like a rebellious teenager
You're literally a "thief who takes a salary"
No matter how many times you're told, you never improve
You're just waiting for instructions like a drone, what a waste of life

I'm not going to waste my life!!
I don't need your vague instructions and guidance!
You're always beating around the bush, but you're still clueless
In the end, it's the people on the ground who suffer
How many times have I had to clean up your mistakes?
You have no idea, do you? I'm the one who has to deal with it
I know you're trying to suck up to the boss, but it's obvious
Ok, it's 5 o'clock. Go home already!

Go home already? You're so disrespectful
I must be incredibly patient to put up with a subordinate like you
You're overreacting, you're being a crybaby
There you go again, acting like a child
You bow to the president, the manager, and your superiors
That's just common sense, a company is an organization
Look, you've got more work piling up
Just shut up, you're like a drama queen

Excuse me, I don't know if you're a customer, a boss, or a subordinate
But you're bothering the other customers
Could you please take it outside?
Yes, I apologize