Paroles et traduction 古巨基 feat. 黃子華 - 子華說

子華說

古巨基

子華說
RAP：黃子華

黃子華：
喂喂喂 世界好簡單
但係人類好複雜
係咁㗎啦好出奇啊
搵食啫犯法呀我想㗎

古巨基：
神救贖人世靠笑穴
能誘惑人笑要夠絕
人生有什麼好喜悅
子華說子華說

黃子華：
喇各位我地唔係唔負責嘅人
為咗爸爸媽媽短短一剎那嘅快樂
我地負責咗幾十年喇
真係橋到船頭自然直呀
定係船到橋頭變林夕呀
拉拉鏈又一日
唔拉拉鏈又一日
無人搵你做嘢你咪當自己係偉大嘅藝術家囉
生勾勾嘅時候係唔會得到應有嘅尊重
我恭喜你
你仲偉大過偉大嘅藝術家
死咗都無人尊重呀
不過輸少當贏啦
係輸淨少少都當係贏
哎呀若要人不知
唔好咁低B

古巨基：
要笑到低脂
這世界被人笑
令人笑是頭等善事
醜不醜要自知
當做表演趣劇夠睿智

黃子華：
我好鍾意返工啊
你話唔係鬼上身點講得出啊
真係做隻貓做隻狗
做隻出位的馬仔
老闆點解我可以做得咁差
其實我可以做得差啲㗎
出俾你果份唔係糧係賠償
雖然話一千幾百猶如垃圾
富貴於我如浮雲
但係浮雲於我如命根
我地滿身傷痕身無分文
之但係buffet不妨食過份
出貓豈容你太高分呀
哎喲返工梗係睇鐘
今日最希望係聽日打風
搵食啫犯法呀我想㗎

古巨基：
神救贖人世靠笑穴
能誘惑人笑要夠絕
棟篤笑大家的死穴
回水要自嘲花心血

人類若那麼易笑不必我賣笑
玩幽默去拯救這眾生
將苦水飲到喜悅
子華說子華說

黃子華：
喂喂喂 你仲唱
失戀唱情歌
即係漏媒氣閂窗
愛情呢家嘢
你預咗唔OK
你就OK
你唔中意我
我憎你
你中意我
我唔信你
問世間情為何物
情侶裝係唔怕核突
初戀之前
小龍女只需要靚
靚就唔使扮啊
扮就唔慌靚啊
嗰時真係膚淺吖嘛
喇依家個人成熟咗知道原來身材都好重要
一個頂級嘅紅顏
係會帶黎頂唔順嘅麻煩
化妝變做喬裝
呢啲就叫做公關

古巨基：
關公最慘好孤單
好正經不愛玩
沒情愛愁煩
AB餐揀正餐揀野餐
至少有條件鬥煩

黃子華：
愛情同股票一樣
未入之前會不停咁升
一旦到手就會掉頭咁走
你仲夠膽擺酒
唔怕嘥咗條魚嘥咗隻雞嘥埋隻狗
你愛嘅你得唔到
你唔愛嘅你甩唔到
男人對愛情最緊要係新鮮
但係女人最緊張嘅就係保鮮
你從來都無愛過我
你對我已經唔係好似以前咁
唉夜半訴心聲 何需太高清
一句到尾一句到尾
一句到尾
愛 講是沒有用的
做啦

古巨基：
神救贖人世靠笑穴
能誘惑人笑要夠絕
棟篤笑大家的死穴
回水要自嘲花心血
人類若那麼易笑不必我賣笑
玩幽默去拯救這眾生
將苦水飲到喜悅
子華說子華說

What Zihua Says

Leo Ku

What Zihua Says
RAP: Dayo Wong

Dayo Wong:
Hey hey hey, the world is simple,
But humans are complicated.
That's just how it is, what's so surprising?
Just trying to make a living, is it illegal? I wish it were.

Leo Ku:
God redeems the world through laughter,
To entice laughter, one must be extreme.
What is there to be happy about in life?
What Zihua says, what Zihua says.

Dayo Wong:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are not irresponsible people.
For the brief moment of happiness of our parents,
We have been responsible for decades.
Is it really that the boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge?
Or does the boat turn into Lin Xi when it reaches the bridge?
Another day with the zipper up,
Another day with the zipper down.
If no one hires you, just consider yourself a great artist.
You won't get the respect you deserve when you're alive.
Congratulations,
You're even greater than a great artist.
No respect even after you're dead.
But consider losing less as winning.
Even losing just a little is considered winning.
Oh, if you don't want people to know,
Don't be so low-key.

Leo Ku:
To laugh until you're low-fat.
In this world, being laughed at,
Making people laugh is the greatest virtue.
Know your own ugliness,
Consider it a wise performance.

Dayo Wong:
I love going to work.
How else could I say that, unless I was possessed?
Really, being a cat, being a dog,
Being an outstanding horse boy.
Boss, why am I so bad at my job?
Actually, I could be worse.
What you're giving me is not a salary, it's compensation.
Although a thousand or so dollars is like garbage,
Wealth and honor are like floating clouds to me,
But floating clouds are like my lifeblood.
We are covered in scars and have no money,
But it doesn't hurt to overeat at the buffet.
How can you cheat and get such high scores?
Oh, of course we watch the clock at work.
Today, my biggest hope is for a typhoon tomorrow.
Just trying to make a living, is it illegal? I wish it were.

Leo Ku:
God redeems the world through laughter,
To entice laughter, one must be extreme.
Stand-up comedy is everyone's weakness,
Self-deprecating humor takes effort.

If humans were so easy to laugh, I wouldn't have to be a comedian.
Using humor to save these beings,
Turning bitterness into joy.
What Zihua says, what Zihua says.

Dayo Wong:
Hey hey hey, you're still singing?
Singing love songs after a breakup,
Is like closing the windows when there's a gas leak.
This thing called love,
You expect it to not be okay,
Then you'll be okay.
You don't like me,
I hate you.
You like me,
I don't believe you.
Ask the world, what is love?
Couples' outfits are not afraid of being ugly.
Before first love,
Little Dragon Girl only needed to be pretty.
If you're pretty, you don't need to pretend.
If you pretend, you won't be pretty.
I was so superficial back then.
Now that I'm mature, I know that figure is also important.
A top-notch beauty,
Will bring unbearable trouble.
Makeup becomes a disguise,
This is called public relations.

Leo Ku:
Guan Gong is the most miserable, so lonely,
So serious, doesn't like to play,
No love or worries,
Choosing between set meals, picnics, or whatever,
At least there's something to worry about.

Dayo Wong:
Love is like stocks,
It keeps going up before you get in,
Once you get it, it will turn around and leave.
You still dare to have a wedding banquet?
Aren't you afraid of wasting the fish, the chicken, and the dog?
The one you love, you can't get.
The one you don't love, you can't get rid of.
The most important thing for men in love is freshness,
But what women care most about is preservation.
You never loved me,
You're not the same to me as before.
Sigh, pouring out your heart in the middle of the night, why be so clear?
The bottom line is, the bottom line is,
The bottom line is,
Love, talking is useless,
Do it.

Leo Ku:
God redeems the world through laughter,
To entice laughter, one must be extreme.
Stand-up comedy is everyone's weakness,
Self-deprecating humor takes effort.
If humans were so easy to laugh, I wouldn't have to be a comedian.
Using humor to save these beings,
Turning bitterness into joy.
What Zihua says, what Zihua says.