報告總司令 - 周柏豪 traduction en anglais

報告總司令

我是428號宇宙傘兵 派駐這地殼 看住這星
報告總司令 報告總司令 大軍應該冷靜
我奉了命 以六百日看清 看清這里 秘密地形
今天決定 毋庸殺戮而取勝

要是母艦決定馬上派兵 你會炸掉了最笨那星
平凡的生命 無聊的生命 或者真的過剩
要是當做廢物那樣殺清 來年沒有余興
留下看人類 笑和淚 也算有趣事情

這個地球 像你 所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧 和異獸之後
穿得暖 吃得夠 但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究 新衣著 舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救

攻占地球 易過 卷起衣袖
但我喜歡這里有人為我守候
真心當我好友 比賽之際回復做對手
浪漫又矛盾 但在月球里 沒有

結伴看著世上最爛笑片 再到處亂逛 拍下照片
閑來通通電 吃個好杯面 就得這些片段
困在血肉里面這六百天 重提尚帶微暖
難道我懷念 太懷念 抗拒再被殖上晶片

這個地球 像你 所想荒謬
住滿低等的智慧 和異獸之後
穿得暖 吃得夠 但全球仍然悶透
有人有人研究 新衣著 舊美酒
對污染卻沒搶救

不要 定案 全部戰艦撤走
給我 時間 巡視再多兩周

攻占地球 易過 卷起衣袖
但我喜歡這里有人為我守候
真心當我好友 比賽之際回復做對手
浪漫又矛盾 但在月球里 沒有
魅力沒人有 就是地球客 獨有

Report to the Commander-in-Chief

I am the 428th space paratrooper stationed here on the earth's crust, watching over this star.
Report to the commander-in-chief, report to the commander-in-chief, the army should stay calm.
I was ordered to spend 600 days to observe the secret topography here.
Today, I have decided that there is no need for war to win.

If the mothership decides to send troops immediately, you will destroy the most stupid star.
Ordinary lives, boring lives, or maybe there are really too many.
If they are killed like waste, there will be no entertainment next year.
Stay and watch human laughter and tears. It is also an interesting thing.

This earth is as ridiculous as you think it is.
Inhabited by low-level intelligence and alien beasts.
They are warm and well-fed, but the world is still suffocating.
Some people study new clothes and old wines,
But they do nothing to save the pollution.

It is easy to conquer the earth, just roll up your sleeves.
But I like the people here who are waiting for me.
They are my true friends, and when the match is over, we will be opponents again.
It's romantic and contradictory, but it's not there on the moon.

Let's watch the worst comedy in the world together, then hang out and take pictures.
When we are free, we will all play the game and eat a delicious cup of noodles.
Trapped in the flesh for 600 days, the memory is still warm.
Could it be that I miss it too much and refuse to be implanted with a chip again?

This earth is as ridiculous as you think it is.
Inhabited by low-level intelligence and alien beasts.
They are warm and well-fed, but the world is still suffocating.
Some people study new clothes and old wines,
But they do nothing to save the pollution.

Don't make a decision, withdraw all the battleships.
Give me time to patrol for another two weeks.

It is easy to conquer the earth, just roll up your sleeves.
But I like the people here who wait for me.
They are my true friends, and when the match is over, we will be opponents again.
It's romantic and contradictory, but it's not there on the moon.
No one has the charm that only earth people have.