Paroles et traduction 嚴爵 - 明星的愛

明星的愛

召集召集召集召集 一個
房間充滿記者和媒體 我不焦急
什麼問題你想問我都可以
我豁出去 有問必答 直到你滿意

著急著急著急 一個一個
記者搶著問著比誰的 丹田有力
彷佛這是三十一的冰淇淋
期間限定 一天優惠 問到飽會議
"是, 我目前單身."
"但是要是有個女的拿個嬰兒上來
我不可能承認那是我的因為爸爸是個婦產科醫生,
從小就教育如何做好保險... 但那不是重點!
主要媽媽教說要負責任,
而我又沒有跟我的前女友結婚。"

"唉～讓我從頭說起好了"

愛上了她 是兩年前的事
記者們聽 我說一個故事
我的愛情歷史 其實非常地坦然
我只愛過一個 然後分手了

寂寞之時 差點愛上粉絲
戀過一次 身邊漂亮同事
要是你 再問我 關於前女友的事
我不無奈 因為準備好唱 "明星的愛"

消息消息消息消息 隔天
報紙上面都是我很驚嚇的標題
跟我昨天講的似乎沒關係
「嚴爵父親 震撼教育 該如何避孕」

焦急焦急焦急 告訴自己
或許只是昨天沒講清 再次地找齊
一個房間充滿記者和媒體
真對不起 我想澄清 我昨天說的

"是, 我目前單身. 但是要是有個女的拿個嬰兒上來
我不可能承認那是我的因為爸爸是個婦產科醫生,
從小就教育如何做好保險... 但那是開玩笑!
主要媽媽教說要負責任,
而我又沒有跟我的前女友結婚."

愛上了她 是兩年前的事
記者們聽 我說一個故事
我的愛情歷史 其實非常地坦然
我只愛過一個 然後分手了

寂寞之時 差點愛上粉絲
戀過一次 身邊漂亮同事
要是你 再問我 關於前女友的事
我不無奈 因為準備好唱 "明星的愛"

我對愛 此刻並沒有特別期待
老實說 我想我甚至可以接受one night
接受... 並不代表喜歡
但什麼是喜歡？(不... 什麼是愛？)
當我愛的人已經不在

愛上了她 是兩年前的事
記者們聽 我說一個故事
我的愛情歷史 其實非常地坦然
我只愛過一個 然後分手了 寂寞之時 愛上粉絲 戀過同事
在記者會上用錯字 這些全算是 明星的愛]

消息消息消息消息 隔天再次
報紙上面都是我痕跡 押的標題
跟我昨天講的十萬八千里
「嚴爵表示 接受One Night
因為父親教過他如何"安全"的愛」

Celebrity Love

Calling, calling, calling, calling out to you
A room full of reporters and media, I'm not in a hurry
You can ask me anything you want
I'm laying it all out on the line, answering all your questions until you're satisfied

Getting anxious, getting anxious, getting anxious, one by one
Reporters scrambling to ask their questions, who has the loudest voice
As if this was a 31-flavor ice cream
A limited-time offer, all-you-can-ask press conference
"Yes, I am currently single."
"But if a woman shows up with a baby
I can't possibly admit it's mine because my father's an obstetrician,
He taught me from a young age how to be protected... But that's not the point!
The main thing my mother taught me was to be responsible,
And I never married my ex-girlfriend."

"Ugh, let me start from the beginning"

I fell in love with her two years ago
Reporters, listen to my story
My dating history is actually very straightforward
I've only ever loved one woman, and then we broke up

In my loneliness, I almost fell in love with a fan
I once had a fling with a beautiful coworker
If you ask me again about my ex-girlfriend,
I won't be surprised, because I'm ready to sing "Celebrity Love"

News, news, news, news the next day
The newspapers were full of shocking headlines about me
They had nothing to do with what I said yesterday
"'Yen-J's father gives him shocking sex ed"

Getting anxious, getting anxious, getting anxious, telling myself
Maybe I didn't explain myself clearly yesterday, so I'll gather everyone again
A room full of reporters and media
I'm so sorry, I'd like to clarify what I said yesterday

"Yes, I am currently single. But if a woman shows up with a baby
I can't possibly admit it's mine because my father's an obstetrician,
He taught me from a young age how to be protected... But that was just a joke!
The main thing my mother taught me was to be responsible,
And I never married my ex-girlfriend."

I fell in love with her two years ago
Reporters, listen to my story
My dating history is actually very straightforward
I've only ever loved one woman, and then we broke up

In my loneliness, I almost fell in love with a fan
I once had a fling with a beautiful coworker
If you ask me again about my ex-girlfriend,
I won't be surprised, because I'm ready to sing "Celebrity Love"

I don't have any particular expectations for love right now
To be honest, I think I could even be okay with a one-night stand
Okay with it... doesn't mean I like it
But what is like? (No... What is love?)
When the person I love is no longer here

I fell in love with her two years ago
Reporters, listen to my story
My dating history is actually very straightforward
I've only ever loved one woman, and then we broke up, in my loneliness, I fell in love with a fan, had a fling with a coworker
Made a typo at the press conference, these all count as celebrity love]

News, news, news, news the next day again
The newspapers were full of my scandalous headlines
They were a million miles away from what I said yesterday
"Yen-J admits to having one-night stands
Because his father taught him how to love 'safely'"