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北京畫報

曾经你听我打电话告诉妈妈
说很快就有汽车和房子
在安慰家人不是嘛，在令人烦的迷津里
"她足够爱过我，在我心底"
然后我告诉她城市的故事
"我的乖乖，那你有女朋友了么？"
"那当然妈妈，她是一个美国姑娘"
可那妞儿走后，我的情况更加不妙
我真后悔把真话告诉她了

我跟我以前的朋友来往越来越少
显然是贫富差距太大
我称不上移民到北京
我不是一个香蕉人，也不是一个鬼佬
更不是混血种

我曾经说过很多鬼话
在出卖自己的时候，不小心喝醉
倒在知心朋友的女人怀里
算是在作贱自己
找不到别的法子
我真的想知道
说假话怎么会让我活下来？！
相比这个国家
我感到我的血比它还冷
像个贼一样苟且偷生
当我知道做一个坏人
比做好人更容易些的时候

她算是我情史上最好的女人
或者说床第花式最多的女人
然而我唾弃她
没有什么可以炫耀的
我现在干着一个肥胖的八婆
跟一头猪相差无几
当理想眼看着化为灰烬
我仿佛听到有人跟我说
理想跟钱的实在关系
一帮傻逼在互联网
下载我的歌还骂我
发信给我说他是灾区人
希望得到我的唱片做生日礼物

你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊!
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗？！
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊!

我的坏话代言人越来越多
主要是以皮肤黝黑的居多
小白脸也不少
他会跟你说我干过他老婆
实际上是我们一起搞过一只鸡
或着他会跟你这么说：
"我曾经把我的老婆让他干
事后我释怀得不行！"
在我进了局子里
还奋不顾身帮我喂狗

妈妈，我真想跟你说这些
我知道你老了
受不了这些刺激，你还有梦
是人就不能没梦
是小猪都会做梦的
当我的肚子跟猪一样
连自嘲的能力都开始削弱
我想我喝一锅农药水也不会死

你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗？！
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！

一个发小给我打电话
让我猜他这个王八犊子是谁？
我说我这个王八犊子不知道你是哪个王八犊子
他兴奋地告诉我在电视里
看到我在奥运会上唱歌呢
噢，我是胖了点儿，我是胖了点儿!
没有人知道我在想什么?
我又干嘛需要有人知道我在想什么?
是的，我给别人签过不少名
但我最想找杨佳签名
我想很多人不理解
那请你帮我找到杨佳的妈妈要个签名吧

你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗？！
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！

囊中羞涩，你的行头有些过时
为此一个姑娘向你示爱你不敏锐
但是你在说："钱嘛，没什么了不起
只是我没有把它放在心底"
小伙子啊，你伤心为了谁？
小伙子你伤心为了谁
当你的一个兄弟被杀了

你不会克制了羞愧的感情！不是嘛？
它来了！那奇异的一天，天空湛蓝喔
忽然有莫名的力量在你心底产生
使你又有了股劲儿
"她足够爱过我，在我心底"
然后我告诉她海的故事

你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗？！
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！

只要是人就有梦
我想得到我的那一份

你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗
你能帮我实现这个梦想吗？！
叔叔啊，叔叔啊，大哥啊！

Beijing Pictorial

You once heard me tell mom on the phone
That soon I'd have a car and a home
Comforting family, wasn't I, in that annoying maze
"She loved me enough, in my heart's daze"
Then I told her stories of the city
"My dear, so you have a girlfriend already?"
"Of course, mom, she's an American girl"
But after that chick left, my situation got worse
I really regretted telling her the truth

I interact with my old friends less and less
Clearly, the wealth gap is too vast
I can't claim to have immigrated to Beijing
I'm not a banana, nor a gweilo
And certainly not a half-breed

I've told a lot of lies
While selling myself out, I accidentally got drunk
Collapsed in the arms of a close friend's woman
Consider it degrading myself
Couldn't find any other way
I really want to know
How come telling lies kept me alive?!
Compared to this country
I feel my blood is colder than it
Living like a thief,苟且偷生
When I realized being a bad person
Is easier than being a good one

She was the best woman in my love life
Or rather, the woman with the most bedroom tricks
Yet I despise her
There's nothing to brag about
I'm now doing a fat hag
Not much different from a pig
As my ideals turn to ashes before my eyes
I seem to hear someone telling me
The real relationship between ideals and money
A bunch of idiots on the internet
Download my songs and still curse me
Write to me saying they're from the disaster area
Hoping to get my record as a birthday gift

Can you help me achieve this dream
Uncle, uncle, big brother!
Can you help me achieve this dream
Can you help me achieve this dream?!
Uncle, uncle, big brother!

I have more and more bad-mouthing spokesmen
Mainly those with dark skin
There are also a lot of pretty boys
He'll tell you I did his wife
Actually, we did a chicken together
Or he might tell you this:
"I once let him do my wife
Afterwards, I was so relieved!"
When I was in jail
He even went so far as to feed my dog for me

Mom, I really want to tell you all this
I know you're old
Can't take this kind of stimulation, you still have dreams
To be human is to have dreams
Even piglets dream
When my belly is like a pig's
Even the ability to laugh at myself starts to weaken
I think I wouldn't die even if I drank a pot of pesticide

Can you help me achieve this dream
Uncle, uncle, big brother!
Can you help me achieve this dream
Can you help me achieve this dream?!
Uncle, uncle, big brother!

A childhood friend called me
Asked me to guess who this bastard was?
I said I, this bastard, don't know which bastard you are
He excitedly told me he saw me on TV
Singing at the Olympics
Oh, I'm a little fatter, I'm a little fatter!
Does anyone know what I'm thinking?
Why do I need anyone to know what I'm thinking?
Yes, I've signed a lot of autographs for people
But I most want to get Yang Jia's autograph
I think many people don't understand
Then please help me find Yang Jia's mother and get an autograph

Can you help me achieve this dream
Uncle, uncle, big brother!
Can you help me achieve this dream
Can you help me achieve this dream?!
Uncle, uncle, big brother!

Short on cash, your outfit is a bit outdated
Because of this, a girl shows you love, you're not sharp
But you say: "Money, it's nothing special
It's just that I haven't taken it to heart"
Young man, who are you sad for?
Young man, who are you sad for
When one of your brothers is killed

You won't suppress the feeling of shame! Right?
It's here! That strange day, the sky is azure
Suddenly, an inexplicable power arises in your heart
Giving you a boost of energy
"She loved me enough, in my heart's daze"
Then I tell her stories of the sea

Can you help me achieve this dream
Uncle, uncle, big brother!
Can you help me achieve this dream
Can you help me achieve this dream?!
Uncle, uncle, big brother!

As long as you're human, you have dreams
I want to get my share

Can you help me achieve this dream
Uncle, uncle, big brother!
Can you help me achieve this dream
Can you help me achieve this dream?!
Uncle, uncle, big brother!