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報告班長

起床，注意，五分鐘以後連集合場集合完畢。
稍息以後開始行動，稍息
報告班長，昨天晚上沒睡好，現在頭痛的不得了
啊，我管你睡好沒睡好，出操上課照樣跑
報告班長，出公差溜到福利社，碰到連長，
叫我回來找班長報到
摸魚摸到大白鯊，看你以後還敢不敢亂搞
報告班長，打靶的聲音太大，
自願留在營區掃廁所 棉花塞著耳朵當靶兵，
保證讓你不害怕
報告班長，早餐吃不飽，
五百障礙沒有力氣跑
軍人除了生孩子，什麼事都辦得到，
給你福利當福氣，給你方便當隨便，
給你輕鬆當放鬆，給你臉你不要臉
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
注意，帶單兵攻擊教材，小板凳，戴鋼盔，
步槍不用上刺刀 紮S腰帶，打綁腿，不帶防毒面具，
稍息以後開始動作，稍息
庾澄慶，還賴在寢室幹什麼? 報告班長，布鞋找不到，
出操讓我穿拖鞋，你說好不好? 單兵注意，
目標正前方發現不明物，單兵如何處理?
報告班長，提槍低姿快跑前進，臥倒出槍快轉槍慢，
觀察敵情然後迅速後退
三分鐘後，洗澡完畢，著裝整齊，原地集合，
報告班長，我的內褲打死結，
借把剪刀好不好，
胡鬧，合理的要求是訓練，不合理的要求是磨練
混，你再混就要倒大霉，
馬上讓你有當不完的兵，
不要懷疑，就是你
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
看我們的隊伍 雄壯威武 聽我們的歌聲 響徹雲霄
看我們的國旗 迎風飄揚
答數
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
到了這裡你會成為頂天立地的大男孩
離開這裡你會成為成熟獨立的大男人
連上弟兄晚安，班長晚安

Private First Class Reporting

Wake up, attention, in five minutes assemble on the squad assembly area.
Rest after starting to move, rest
Reporting, Sir, I didn't sleep well last night, I have a terrible headache
Ah, I don't care if you slept well or not, drill and class will go on as usual
Reporting, Sir, I went on an errand to the PX, I ran into the Company Commander,
He told me to go back and report to you
You're fishing for trouble, now you ask for it, see if you dare to fool around again
Reporting, Sir, the target practice makes too much noise,
I volunteer to stay in the barracks to clean the toilets, with cotton stuffed in my ears to be a target,
I guarantee you won't be afraid
Reporting, Sir, I didn't eat enough breakfast,
I don't have any energy to run the obstacle course
Soldiers can do anything except give birth,
You take benefits for granted as blessings, you take convenience for granted as casualness,
You take relaxation for granted as laziness, you don't want face when you're given face
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
Attention, bring individual attack materials, stools, wear helmets,
Rifles don't need bayonets, fasten S belts, tie leg wraps, don't wear gas masks,
Rest after starting to move, rest
Yu Chengqing, why are you still hanging around in the dormitory? Reporting, Sir, I can't find my cloth shoes,
Let me wear slippers for drill, what do you think? Pay attention, soldiers,
An unidentified object has been detected straight ahead, how should the soldiers handle it?
Reporting, Sir, advance at a low posture with a rifle, go prone, point the rifle fast, turn the rifle slowly,
Observe the enemy and then retreat quickly
In three minutes, take a bath, get dressed, and assemble here,
Reporting, Sir, my underwear is tied in a knot,
Can I borrow a pair of scissors please,
Nonsense, reasonable requests are training, unreasonable requests are tempering
You're slacking off, if you keep slacking off, you'll be in big trouble,
I'll make you have endless drills,
Don't doubt it, it's you
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
Look at our squad, so majestic and powerful, listen to our songs, they resonate through the clouds
Look at our national flag, fluttering in the wind
Answer present
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
You'll become a man of stature when you get here,
You'll become a mature and independent man when you leave here
Good night, comrades, good night, Sergeant