Paroles et traduction 庾澄慶 - 报告班长(哈世纪liveshow版)

报告班长(哈世纪liveshow版)

报告班长
(O.s.)起床, 注意, 五分钟连集合场集合完毕
稍息以后开始行动
稍息
报告班长, 昨天晚上没睡好, 现在头疼不得了
啊, 我管你睡好没睡好, 出操上课照样跑
报告班长, 出公差溜到福利社
碰到连长, 叫我回来找班长报到
摸鱼摸到大白鲨, 看你以后还敢不敢乱搞
报告班长, 打靶的声音太大, 自愿留在营区扫厕所
棉花塞着耳朵当靶兵, 保证让你不害怕
报告班长, 早餐吃不饱. 五百障碍没有力气跑
军人除了生孩子, 什么事情都办得到
给你福利当福气, 给你方便当随便
给你轻松当放松, 给你脸你不要脸
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
(O.s.)注意, 带单兵攻击教材, 小板凳
戴钢盔, 步枪不用上刺刀
扎s腰带, 打绑腿, 不带防毒面具
稍息以为开始行动, 稍息
报告班长, 布鞋找不到
出操让我穿拖鞋, 你说好不好
单兵注意, 目标正前方发现不明物, 单兵如何处理
报告班长, 提枪低姿快跑前进, 握倒出枪快转枪慢
观察敌情然后迅速后退,
三分钟后洗澡完毕着装整齐原地集合
报告班长, 我的内裤打死结, 借把剪刀好不好
胡闹, 合理的要求是训练, 不合理的要求是磨练
混, 你再混就要倒大霉, 马上让你有当不完的兵
不要怀疑, 就是你.
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
看我们的队伍雄状威武
听我们的歌声响彻云霄
看我们的国旗迎风飘扬
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
到了这里你会成为顶天立地的大男孩
离开这里会成为成熟独立的大男人
连上兄弟晚安, 班长晚安

Reporting to the Sergeant (Century Live Show Version)

Reporting to the Sergeant
(O.s.) Wake up, attention, five minutes to assemble at the assembly point
At ease, begin moving after I say so
At ease
Reporting to the Sergeant, I didn't sleep well last night, and now I have a bad headache
Ah, I don't care if you slept well or not, morning exercise and classes are still scheduled
Reporting to the Sergeant, I slipped into the commissary while I was on duty
I ran into the company commander, and he told me to report back to you
You tried to pull a fast one on a shark, see if you dare to mess around again
Reporting to the Sergeant, the sound of the target practice was too loud, I volunteered to stay at the base to clean the toilets
Stuff your ears with cotton and be a target, I guarantee you won't be afraid
Reporting to the Sergeant, I'm not full after breakfast. I don't have the strength to run the obstacle course
Soldiers should be able to do everything except give birth
I'm giving you benefits as if they were blessings, I'm giving you convenience as if it's casual
I'm giving you relaxation as if you're slacking off, I'm giving you face, but you don't want it
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
(O.s.) Attention, bring single-soldier attack manuals, stools
Put on your helmets, rifles without bayonets
Fasten your belts, tie your leg bands, don't wear gas masks
At ease, begin moving, at ease
Reporting to the Sergeant, I can't find my cloth shoes
Let me wear slippers for morning exercise, what do you think?
Attention, single soldiers, an unidentified object has been discovered directly ahead, how should single soldiers handle it?
Reporting to the Sergeant, carry the gun in a low crouch, advance quickly, grip the gun, draw the gun quickly, and turn the gun slowly
Observe the enemy situation and then retreat quickly
Finish taking a shower in three minutes, get dressed, and assemble at the original location
Reporting to the Sergeant, my underwear is tied in a knot, can I borrow a pair of scissors?
Nonsense, meeting reasonable requests is training, meeting unreasonable requests is tempering
You're messing around, you're going to get yourself into big trouble, I'll make you a soldier with an endless supply of duties
Don't doubt it, it's you.
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
Look at how majestic and mighty our team is
Listen to how our singing resounds through the clouds
Look at our national flag flying in the wind
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
When you get here, you'll become a towering giant of a man
When you leave here, you'll become a mature and independent man
Goodnight, comrades, goodnight, Sergeant