Paroles et traduction 張四十三 - 台灣性高潮

台灣性高潮

親愛的李伯伯請你不要害臊
你的眼神彷彿在說你心在燃燒
記得吃藥 可小心別中標
不要躲在人家懷裡邊哭邊撒嬌
親愛的江叔叔 請你別再嘮叨
注意你的心跳可小心別摔跤
抱著老娘 你回家睡個好覺
不要對我們毛手毛腳不要亂放炮
親愛的父老 請別再耍大條
你的臉孔越來越像花花綠綠的鈔票
別太驕傲那樣很俗套
小心如此風騷被人桶了一刀

親愛的同志 中國的同胞
好想同你擁抱聞那祖國的騷包
別開玩笑 請別再倚老賣老
只怕你們一來我們就吃不飽
親愛的人民 台灣的同胞
人生好像還有事情比吃飯更重要
快舉起雙手 一起來呼口號
我們不要武力騷擾我們要性高潮
我們不要武力騷擾我們要性高潮

Taiwan Orgasm

Dear Uncle Li, please don't be shy.
Your eyes seem to say your heart is on fire.
Remember to take your medicine, or you might be in trouble.
Don't hide in her arms and cry and whine.
Dear Uncle Jiang, please stop nagging.
Pay attention to your heart, or you might fall.
Hold your old mother, go home, and sleep well.
Don't touch us inappropriately, and don't make trouble.
Dear elders, please don't be so careless.
Your faces look more and more like colorful bills.
Don't be so proud. That's so vulgar.
Be careful that you don't get stabbed in the street for being so provocative.

Dear comrades, compatriots of China,
I would like to hug you and smell the骚包of our motherland.
Don't joke. Please don't bully us.
I'm afraid that if you come, we won't have enough to eat.
Dear people, compatriots of Taiwan,
There seems to be something more important than eating.
Let's raise our hands and shout slogans.
We don't want violence, we want orgasm.
We don't want violence, we want orgasm.