Paroles et traduction 張帝 - 09年在连云港的演出

09年在连云港的演出

关于海龙王常常在召女婿

你问我海龙王的女儿
到底她长得是美不美丽
凭良心
海龙王的女儿长得实在真美丽
世上没人可以比
如果跟你在一起
保险你述迷糊糊天天把她怀抱里
如果说这位先生不相信
你自己下海看看去

1-1=2是没有道理

我们都知道
1-1=0才合乎逻辑
不过你说现实的问题
现在可以告诉你
女人都会大肚皮
有个孩子在肚子里
等到那十月临盆
孩子就要减下去
所以一个妈妈减个小孩
世界上两条生命的
那位朋友我要请问你

你问我有几个爸爸
我看你脑筋可能有点问题
我们知道一个人有一个
爸爸多了妈妈有问题
这样不可以
这先生问这个问题
可能你对爸爸有兴趣
如果你喜欢爸爸多
我把朋友观众介绍给你
各位朋友
我在这里谢谢你给我掌声和鼓励

你刚刚问我的问题
如果答得不好
请你别生气
那一位先生
我在这里向你说声对不起
向你敬个礼
今天我到这里唱歌
主要是希望各位朋友都欢喜
但愿各位常常跟我在一起

Performance in Lianyungang in 2009

About the Sea Dragon King often inviting sons-in-law

You ask me the Sea Dragon King's daughter
Exactly how beautiful is she in the end
Honestly
The Sea Dragon King's daughter is really beautiful
No one in the world can compare
If you were with her
For sure you'd be muddle-headed and hold her in your arms every day
If this gentleman doesn't believe me
Go and see for yourself under the sea

1-1=2 makes no sense

We all know
1-1=0 is logical
But you talk about real-world problems
Now I can tell you
All women will have big bellies
With a baby in their bellies
Until the tenth month of labor
The baby will then be born
So a mother giving birth to a baby
Two lives in the world
That friend, I have to ask you

You ask me how many fathers I have
I think your mind might have something wrong with it
We know a person has one
Too many fathers will give mother a problem
That can't be
This gentleman asking this question
Maybe you're interested in fathers
If you like fathers that much
I'll introduce you to my friend, an audience member
Dear friends
I thank you here for giving me your applause and encouragement

The questions you just asked me
If I didn't answer them well
Please don't be angry
That gentleman
Here I say to you an apology
Salute you
Today I came here to sing
Mainly hoping you dear friends will all be happy
May you all be with me often