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大胖娃娃

男1白: 都是你那害我
你让我钱统统都被骗光了
男2白: 哈哈哈
你这个人真是的你这个人那
这个女孩子长的这么恐怖
你也要哇
男1白: 那怎么我要
她跟我讲发罗又发罗咪
我也不知道她会这样子
男2白: 你真的簿弱到头了
发呆了你的那个钱
全部都被骗光了对不对
男1白: 对呀怎么办
男2白: 那柄酷得
男1白: 那柄酷现在去那里
男2白: 好了好了不要再说了
我们去逛逛
男1白: 去那里
男2白: 塔东
男1白: 塔东
男2白: 走吧
哎你看前面有个女的那
真的好胖哦
男1白: 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿
男2白: 你笑什么她在看着你哟
男1白: 看我她看你哟
男2白: 看你那
男1白: 看你那哈哈哈哈
男2白: 我跟你讲这样子好不好
我给你一百快钱那
你如果能给她讲话
让她笑一下一百快钱你的了
男1白: 真的
男2白: 真的不要讲假话
男1白: 真的没有骗你的了
男2白: 好一百快拿来
好你看我去
男1白: 说好了一定要笑哦
男2白: 一定会笑
她不笑我笑给你看哈

前往在塔东碰上个大胖娃娃
她眼特别小还有个大大的嘴吧
她身材圆圆滚滚的像个南瓜
玛丽莲梦露都比不上她
有人拿一百快钱来打赌一下
他要我上前去和她说一句话
就为了赚钱又好玩我答应了
像这种小事根本没什么可怕
哈罗等等那小姐你好吗
我好希望想和你说句话
你长的漂亮好像是一朵花
我们做个朋友你说可以吗
女白: 你是说我啊当然可以了

小姐她回头对我笑一笑
露出她那满口的黄斑牙
像这种品种的母猪哎呀我的妈
这简直不是普通的可怕
这种情况不用我再说了
一个办法就是马上走了
大胖娃娃她却来把我拉
要我到她家去看她爸爸
男白: 啊我我
女白: 我爸爸最喜欢你这样子的
我妈妈最喜欢你这样子的哦
我我好喜欢你这样子的哦
你喜不喜欢我啊
男白: 我我我我
女白: 我的身材巨好勒
该大的地方大该小的地方也大勒
想不到小姐她还不知道怒骂
她说她的三围其实一点都不差
她身材上上下下都是大
还说她今年
女白: 嗯我才十八岁呢
她站在那里就像那法国铁塔
她走起路来全身肉跳上跳下
就好像一堆那猪肉往身上挂
她那二颗炸弹又向我轰炸
萨优那那求求你让我回家
拜托拜托我叫你一声妈
一百快钱我也都给你了
这种女人实实在在太可怕
萨优那那我求你放我一马
多隆多隆你逼我去自杀
可怕可怕如果你嫁给我的话
这一生一世我宁愿扎荒

Big Fat Baby

Man 1: It's all your fault
You made me lose all my money to scams
Man 2: Hahaha
You're really something, you know
This girl is so ugly
And you still want her
Man 1: Why wouldn't I want her
She told me she's a loving and caring girl
I had no idea she would turn out like this
Man 2: You're really stupid
You lost all your money
Isn't that right?
Man 1: Yes, what should I do?
Man 2: What should you do?
Man 1: What should I do now?
Man 2: Alright, alright, stop talking about it
Let's go for a walk
Man 1: Where should we go?
Man 2: Dadaocheng
Man 1: Dadaocheng
Man 2: Let's go
Hey, look, there's a woman up ahead
She's really fat
Man 1: Hehehehehe
Man 2: What are you laughing at? She's looking at you
Man 1: She's looking at me? She's looking at you
Man 2: She's looking at you
Man 1: She's looking at you hahahaha
Man 2: I'll tell you what
I'll give you a hundred dollars
If you can go talk to her
And make her laugh, the hundred dollars is yours
Man 1: Really?
Man 2: Really, I'm not lying
Man 1: Really, you're not lying to me?
Man 2: Okay, here's the hundred dollars
Okay, watch me
Man 1: You have to make sure she laughs, okay?
Man 2: She will definitely laugh
If she doesn't laugh, I'll laugh for you, haha

In Dadaocheng, I met a big fat baby
Her eyes are really small, and she has a big mouth
Her body is round and plump, like a pumpkin
Even Marilyn Monroe can't compare to her
Someone bet me a hundred dollars
He wanted me to go up to her and say something
For the money and for fun, I agreed
Something like this is nothing to be afraid of
Hello, excuse me, miss, are you okay?
I really want to talk to you
You're so pretty, like a flower
Can we be friends?
Woman: You're talking to me? Of course we can be friends

The miss turned around and smiled at me
Revealing her yellow teeth
This kind of pig, oh my god
This is simply not normal, it's terrifying
There's no need to say anything more
The only way out is to leave immediately
But the big fat baby grabbed me
And wanted me to go to her house to see her father
Man: Ah, I...
Woman: My father likes people like you the most
My mother likes people like you the most
I like people like you the most
Do you like me?
Man: I, I, I...
Woman: My body is so good
What should be big is big, and what should be small is small
I didn't expect this miss to be so shameless
She said her measurements are actually not bad at all
Her body is big from top to bottom
She also said that she's
Woman: I'm only eighteen years old
She stood there like the Eiffel Tower
When she walked, her body shook all over
Like a pile of pork hanging on her body
Her two bombs were attacking me again
Savior, please let me go home
Please, please, I'll call you mom
I'll give you the hundred dollars
This kind of woman is really too terrifying
Savior, please let me go
If you force me, I'll kill myself
Terrifying, terrifying, if you marry me
I'd rather beg for food on the streets for the rest of my life