Paroles et traduction 張帝 - 毛毛哥

毛毛哥

(到底我们身上都有些什么毛 我来唱给你们知道)
头上的毛毛叫做头毛 腿上面的叫做腿毛
身上短短的很多条 我们知道叫汗毛
脸上面弯弯的有两条 我们知道叫眉毛
眼睛上面是也有毛 大家知道叫睫毛
先生的睫毛是往下面跑 小姐的上下翘
不过小姐晚上她回家睡觉 轻轻一拉就下来两条
鼻子里的毛毛叫鼻子的毛 耳朵里的叫耳毛
男人的嘴巴上面多了几条毛 我都叫它"刷刷毛"
还有一种藏在这里的毛毛 我们大家知道叫腋毛
男人的这个毛毛不重要 很多小姐偷偷把它刮掉
还有一个莫名其妙这里也有毛 我的这里没有毛
我想来想去这个应该叫做什么毛 我只好叫它"奶奶毛"
还有一种毛毛是更好笑 我们大家知道看不到
你要问我这个毛叫做什么毛 我自己也不明了
(对了！)有一天我跟我儿子一起洗澡 他说爸爸怎么你那里也有毛
我说小孩子不要吵 等你长大了也会有毛
(他说)爸爸到底那个叫做什么毛 我说你爸爸也不知道
(他说)爸爸你常常教我那个叫小鸟 你的是不是叫"老鸟毛"
今天你们让我张帝唱毛毛 我已经为你们唱毛毛
是不是你们身上没有毛 等下我拔下来我给你两条

Furry

(What kind of furry creatures are we? I'll tell you.)
The hair on your head is called head hair. The hair on your legs is called leg hair.
The short hair on our bodies is called body hair.
The curved hair on our faces is called eyebrows.
The hair on our eyes is called eyelashes.
Men's eyelashes grow downwards. Women's eyelashes curl up.
But when a woman goes to bed at night, she can gently pull them off.
The hair in your nose is called nose hair. The hair inside your ears is called ear hair.
The hair on a man's face is called a mustache.
There is another type of secret hair that we all have. It's called armpit hair.
Men's armpit hair is not important. Many women secretly shave it off.
There's another type of hair. I don't have it, but I think it's called chest hair.
I've thought about it and I think it should be called "nipple hair."
There's another type of hair that's funny. We all have it, but we can't see it.
If you ask me what it's called, I don't know.
(That's right!) One day I was taking a bath with my son and he said, "Dad, why do you have hair there too?"
I said, "Don't worry about it, son. When you grow up, you'll have it too."
(He said) "Dad, what is it called?" I said, "I don't know either."
(He said) "Dad, you always tell me that my penis is called a little bird. Is yours called an "old bird?"
Today you made me sing about fur. I've sung about fur for you.
If you don't have any fur, I'll pull some out and give it to you.