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(開場白)五十歲的心情

十年是一種很玄的東西
二十年是兩種更炫的東西
30年是幾種玄不炫的東西
40年的迴旋選個炫的和弦搞懸疑

那麼，五十，五十有啥麼不一樣
年過五十 保養有沒有效 差很多
那麼，五十，五十「真不一樣」
要吃專為五十 以上研發的牛奶
含有[一千毫克葡萄糖胺]予汝 腳頭有辣
還有Omega 予汝 星頭嘛猴
予我 腳頭有力 予我 心頭嘛好
金克寧銀養 雙效配方

有些事我都已忘記
但我現在還記得
那個早晨我醒過來
看著鏡子中的人
我跟他說...
說啥咧 有啥好說的咧 要不然就這樣説唄

五十五十 算不算老
老了老了 頭髮就掉了
掉了掉了 頭頂就禿了
禿了禿了 要看醫生了

說洗頭要用落 建
起床要吃柔 沛
要生髮液按摩頭皮
摩擦摩擦 摩擦

歌寫到這 胡寫個啥
寫不下去 才... 摩擦
五十歲大叔 誰跟你摩擦
自己摩擦摩擦 也生不了 火

人變老 收入變小 志氣變小 啥都變小 都大不起來 了
又來了早發性白內障 不開刀不 行 兩顆眼睛 三十三 萬

說要吃葉 黃素 三多葉黃素 萊萃美葉黃素 Costco大罐的比較便宜
老同事碰面都在講 養生 練氣功 甩手 頭痛 要 壓 百會穴

記性不好了 麥克風架㚒ipad 看起來很潮很時尚
假裝效果器 其實歌背不起來 偷看歌詞 用 的

五十了 發個唱片給自己祝壽 但是 這個年
頭都變了 cd賣三百張就偷笑 了 一不做二不休

乾脆做豪華大套裝 雙黑膠 雙CD 藍光 加DVD 造型USB加 卡帶 算一算
印500套要200萬 沒錢怎麼辦 對了 寫企劃案跟文化部申請補助

要不然誰理你 要不然誰理你 要不然誰理你 要不然誰理你

(Opening Remarks) Feelings at Fifty

Ten years is a mysterious thing, babe.
Twenty years is two times more mysterious, sweetheart.
Thirty years is a mix of mysterious and not-so-mysterious things, darling.
Forty years swirling around, picking a mysterious chord to create suspense, honey.

So, fifty, what's so different about fifty, sugar?
After fifty, does maintenance work make a big difference? Oh, it does, my dear.
So, fifty, fifty is "really different," precious.
Gotta drink milk specifically designed for those over fifty, sweetheart.
Contains [1000mg of glucosamine] so your legs feel great, honey.
And Omega so your mind stays sharp, my love.
Gives me strong legs and a good heart too, darling.
Quinine and silver, a dual-action formula, babe.

There are things I've forgotten, sugar.
But I still remember, sweetheart.
That morning I woke up, precious.
Looking at the man in the mirror, honey.
I told him..., my love.
What to say? What's there to say? Might as well say this, babe.

Fifty-fifty, am I old yet, sugar?
Getting old, getting old, my hair is falling out, sweetheart.
Falling out, falling out, my head is getting bald, precious.
Bald, bald, gotta see a doctor, honey.

They say to use Rogaine for washing my hair, my love.
To take Propecia when I wake up, babe.
To massage my scalp with hair growth serum, sugar.
Rub-a-dub-dub, rub-a-dub-dub, sweetheart.

Writing this song, what am I even writing about, precious?
Writer's block, that's why... rub-a-dub-dub, honey.
A fifty-year-old dude, who's gonna rub-a-dub-dub with me, my love?
Rubbing and rubbing by myself won't start a fire, babe.

Getting old, income shrinking, ambition shrinking, everything shrinking, nothing getting bigger anymore, sugar.
Premature cataracts again, gotta have surgery, two eyes, 330,000, sweetheart.

They say to take lutein, SANDO lutein, Nature Made lutein, the big bottle from Costco is cheaper, precious.
Meeting old colleagues, all they talk about is health, qigong, arm swings, headaches, gotta press the Baihui acupoint, honey.

My memory is failing, clipping my iPad to the mic stand looks cool and trendy, my love.
Pretending it's an effects pedal, but actually, I can't remember the lyrics, secretly peeking at them, babe.

Turning fifty, releasing an album as a birthday present to myself, but these days, sugar,
Things have changed, selling 300 CDs is a cause for celebration, might as well go all out, sweetheart.

Make a deluxe box set, double vinyl, double CD, Blu-ray plus DVD, custom-shaped USB plus cassette tape, let's see, precious,
Printing 500 sets costs 2 million, what to do with no money? Oh right, write a proposal and apply for funding from the Ministry of Culture, honey.

Otherwise, who cares about you? Otherwise, who cares about you? Otherwise, who cares about you? Otherwise, who cares about you?, my love.