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懶音哥 - Canton Battle Remix

梁汉文 - 懒音哥 (Canton Battle Remix)

沟通机能 全面退化
别人笑我 贯籍尼加拉瓜
话说广东话超人全部爆炸
命朋友替我 入报发音班
音准与咬字逐句 逐句再锻链
锻链为了某日入伍 粤语扞卫战
从头让我受教导 但怕若努力过度
在半路流落印度 话要食个食个咖哩「国」

一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
马虎可能 遗害百世
问题我韵母 未能分高低
为了广东话安危 防围设计
实行母语制 重要教乖仔
音准与咬字绝对 绝对要训练
训练为了某日入伍 粤语扞卫战
由头让你受教导 定要让老豆仰慕
别教坏邻座细路 话坐地铁地铁去「不割」

紧急中 应该拣 边个掣 时时揿错
咁样样 不等於 低智慧
到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
点解点解 我要去 要向你讲清楚
「典解」的典故

一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
胡言乱语讲足一世 来委屈各位

想开口 都等等 都计计
为何做到 咁样样 咁样样边个制
到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
咁样咁样 你会你会你会 好清楚
「典解」的典故

Lazy Sound Brother - Canton Battle Remix

Edmond Leung - Lazy Sound Brother (Canton Battle Remix)

Communication functionality completely degenerates
Others laugh at me that I'm from Nicaragua
I'm told that the Cantonese language masters totally fail
I ask my friends to help me enrol in a pronunciation class
Pronunciation and enunciation should be trained sentence by sentence
Training is for one day to be enlisted in the Cantonese language defending battle
Let me be taught from scratch, but I'm afraid that if the efforts are excessive
I'll end up in India midway where the word "curry" is pronounced as "country"

One dollar chicken or three catties of turtle, which is more expensive
Carelessness may harm future generations
The problem is that I can't distinguish between similar vowel sounds
In order to protect the Cantonese language, a defensive strategy is adopted
The mother tongue education system is implemented, it's important to teach the children well
Pronunciation and enunciation must be trained seriously
Training for one day to be enlisted in the Cantonese language defending battle
Let you be taught from scratch, your parents will surely admire you
Don't teach the neighboring children badly, don't tell them to take the subway as "taking the uncut"

In an emergency, which button should be pressed, and it's always pressed wrongly
This doesn't mean low intelligence
When it's my turn to test you, you try singing this song
Why, why do I have to explain it to you
The story of "why"

One dollar chicken or three catties of turtle, which is more expensive
I've been frugal since childhood, how to tell the difference between turtles and ghosts
I've been talking nonsense my whole life, which is a shame to everyone

If I want to speak, I have to think carefully
Why do I become so indecisive, who's in control
When it's my turn to test you, you try to sing this song
So and so, you'll know it clearly
The story of "why"