Paroles et traduction 梁漢文 - �音哥

�音哥

沟通机能 全面退化
别人笑我 贯籍尼加拉瓜
话说广东话超人全部爆炸
命朋友替我 入报发音班
音准与咬字逐句 逐句再锻链
锻链为了某日入伍 粤语�卫战
从头让我受教导 但怕若努力过度
在半路流落印度 话要食个食个咖哩国
一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
长期鼻涕阻塞心肺 �筋�错位

紧急中 应该拣 边个掣 时时揿错
�样样 不等於 低智慧
到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
点解点解 我要去 要向你讲清楚
典解的典故

马虎可能 遗害百世
问题我韵母 未能分高低
为了广东话安危 防围设计
实行母语制 重要教乖仔
音准与咬字绝对 绝对要训练
训练为了某日入伍 粤语�卫战
由头让你受教导 定要让老豆仰慕
别教坏邻座细路 话坐地铁地铁去不割
一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
长期鼻涕阻塞心肺 �筋�错位

紧急中 应该拣 边个掣 时时揿错
�样样 不等於 低智慧
到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
点解点解 我要去 要向你讲清楚
典解的典故

一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
胡言乱语讲足一世 来委屈各位

想开口 都等等 都计计
为何做到 �样样 逼洗底 边个制
到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
�样�样 你会你会你会 好清楚
典解的典故

Sound Man

My communication skills have completely deteriorated
People laugh at me and say I am a Nicaraguan national
It is said that all Cantonese superheroes have exploded
I asked my friend to help me sign up for a pronunciation class in the newspaper
Pronunciation and articulation, line by line, reforged
Reforged so that one day I can join the Cantonese language defense force
Let me be taught from the beginning, but I'm afraid that if I try too hard
I'll end up in India on the way and have to eat curry in the country of curry
One dollar chicken, three catties of turtle, which is more expensive
I've been saving since I was a child, turtle or ghost, where to count
Long-term nasal congestion blocks the lungs and sinews and bones are out of place

In an emergency, which button should I choose? I always press the wrong one
Ignorance is not equal to low intelligence
When it's my turn to test you, you try to sing this song
Why, why do I have to explain it to you clearly
The allusion to the allusion

Carelessness can have dire consequences for generations to come
My problem is that I can't distinguish between high and low vowels
In order to protect the safety of Cantonese, we must design defenses
Implement the mother tongue education system, it is important to teach our children well
Pronunciation and articulation must, must be trained
Training so that one day I can join the Cantonese language defense force
Let me be taught from the beginning, I must make my father look up to me
Don't teach the kids next door bad things, like saying "take the subway and don't cut"
One dollar chicken, three catties of turtle, which is more expensive
I've been saving since I was a child, turtle or ghost, where to count
Long-term nasal congestion blocks the lungs and sinews and bones are out of place

In an emergency, which button should I choose? I always press the wrong one
Ignorance is not equal to low intelligence
When it's my turn to test you, you try to sing this song
Why, why do I have to explain it to you clearly
The allusion to the allusion

One dollar chicken, three catties of turtle, which is more expensive
I've been saving since I was a child, turtle or ghost, where to count
Nonsense for a lifetime, I've wronged you all

I want to speak, but I have to wait, I have to think
Why can I do it like this and be forced to wash the bottom? Who's in charge
When it's my turn to test you, you try to sing this song
Like this, like this, you will, you will, you will, you will be very clear
The allusion to the allusion