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猛男日記

喔我的媽我的媽我的肌肉 長這麼大你來摸一摸
喔我的媽我的媽我的光頭 理這麼光給你摸給你摸

昨天舉重似乎做的不夠 怎麼今天內衣穿起來比較鬆
隔壁的阿婆以為我不懂 跟我借醬油色瞇瞇偷看我
出門的時候同一條母狗 一直聞我那強烈的荷爾蒙
自從我練就胸前的乳溝 才懂女人的矛盾是為什麼

喔我的媽我的媽我的肌肉 長這麼大你來摸一摸
喔我的媽我的媽我的光頭 理這麼光給你摸給你摸

我要正面全裸的 solo 就要一二一二左右左
我要每天都對自己說 加油 啊我最猛
我要保護我的女朋友 就要一二一二左右左
我要拯救我們的地球 加油 啊我最猛

我也有 偉大的夢 只是受不了寂寞忍不住賣弄
不要眼紅 不然扁我 誰說不會游泳不能到海邊吹風
自從我擁有 光頭的回眸 男人覺得凶女人覺得 猛
總有一天我會超越巔峰飛到天空然後做些什麼

喔我的媽我的媽我的肌肉 長這麼大你說大不大
喔我的媽我的媽我的光頭 理這麼光光不光光不光

一覺醒來發現我還是那個瘦皮猴 虛胖的瘦皮猴想當孫悟空
它找很多藉口 沒有時間運動 只有時間做夢 夢裡的它比較猛
回到現實生活 感嘆許多不同 不只那些肌肉也不只那粒光頭
可笑的浪漫少了自戀的小丑 冷淡的街頭多了無能的英雄

我要正面全裸的 solo 就要一二一二左右左
我要每天都對自己說 加油 啊我最猛
我要保護我的女朋友 就要一二一二左右左
我要拯救我們的地球 加油 啊我最猛

Diary of a Stud

Oh my god, oh my god, my muscle has grown so big, babe, come and touch it.
Oh my god, oh my god, my head is so bald, I shaved it so smooth for you to touch, baby, come and touch it.

I think I didn't do enough weightlifting yesterday, because today my underwear feels a bit loose.
The granny next door thinks I don't understand, she asked to borrow some soy sauce while peeping at me.
When I went out, the same female dog kept sniffing me, my hormones are so strong.
Ever since I developed cleavage on my chest, I finally understand why women are so contradictory.

Oh my god, oh my god, my muscle has grown so big, babe, come and touch it.
Oh my god, oh my god, my head is so bald, I shaved it so smooth for you to touch, baby, come and touch it.

I'm gonna do a full frontal solo, just follow the steps one-two-one-two left-left.
I'm gonna tell myself everyday, "加油 (come on), I'm the best!"
I'm gonna protect my girlfriend, just follow the steps one-two-one-two left-left.
I'm gonna save our planet, come on, I'm the best!

I have a great dream too, but I can't stand the loneliness, so I can't help but show off.
Don't be jealous, or I'll beat you up. Who says you can't go to the beach to enjoy the breeze if you can't swim?
Ever since I had this bald head, men think I'm fierce, while women think I'm hot.
One day, I'll surpass the peak, fly to the sky, and do something great.

Oh my god, oh my god, my muscle has grown so big, baby, tell me, is it big?
Oh my god, oh my god, my head is so bald, I shaved it so smooth, is it smooth? Is it smooth? Is it smooth?

I woke up and found that I'm still that skinny monkey, a fat skinny monkey who wants to be like Sun Wukong.
He made a lot of excuses, no time to work out, only time to dream, and he's much stronger in his dreams.
Back to reality, he sighed at so many differences, not just those muscles, not just that bald head.
The ridiculous romance is gone, the narcissistic clown is gone, and there are many incompetent heroes on the cold streets.

I'm gonna do a full frontal solo, just follow the steps one-two-one-two left-left.
I'm gonna tell myself everyday, "加油 (come on), I'm the best!"
I'm gonna protect my girlfriend, just follow the steps one-two-one-two left-left.
I'm gonna save our planet, come on, I'm the best!